🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Austin just unbanned everyone again on Twitch, and he's going to wonder where all the rats came from in an hour. He's truly fucking retarded. This is the second mass unban this week.

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EDIT: The newly broomed janny lvirtuousl is dancing on the edge of getting banned the entire evening, but his new janny just got an open invitation to the Crack Shack. A new Justin arc coming up? :story:

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Kees H said:
EDIT: Chips.gg just launched a clip competition in Bossmans Discord server, with a seperate Discord server for submissions. OVER $1000 IN REAL, RAW, PRICES (only on Chips.gg).

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If the rats were smart this clip competition would just be swamped with clips of Bossman calling Chips.GG a scam/rigged :story:

From the rules:
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Examples: "How Bossman called ChipsGG a scam" "Bossman loses his mind playing on Rigged ChipsGG" :story:
 
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Sad news from the latest Discord sperg sesh, the headphones he got a couple of days ago appear to be broken already, and it didn't happen while him smashing them on stream :lossmanjack:.

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EDIT: Stay of execution. Austin just got them working again. At least we will get to see them die on stream.

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Kees H said:
Austin just unbanned everyone again on Twitch, and he's going to wonder where all the rats came from in an hour. He's truly fucking retarded. This is the second mass unban this week.

EDIT: The newly broomed janny lvirtuousl is dancing on the edge of getting banned the entire evening, but his new janny just got an open invitation to the Crack Shack. A new Justin arc coming up? :story:
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Virtuous is the biggest faggot in the stream chats. He needs to get swept immediately. He's all rainbows, lollipops and faggotry.
He definitely can't read the room.
 
Austin just completed a skate stream, and he looked like shit the entire stream. This was the first frame my recorder grabbed:

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Anyways, local archive of the entire skate stream. Before he starts to skate he shows off parts of his house, and looks at some goyslop his mom made for him. A BLT with corn. He almost eats shit in the first minute of the stream, and he screams "rat dad" at his dad. It's all terrible skating and Austin almost falling of his board multiple times.



Sourcefile is here, but I didn't change the resolution of the local upload, just cropped off the black bars and that saved ~300MB. https://mines.expert/BossmanJack/Kees/thebossmanjack (live) 2024-08-05 19_34 [42595510318].mp4 (hosting courtesy of @Flaming Dumpster ).
 
I woke up this morning and checked my brokerage accounts. Unironically, I sighed deeply to myself and uttered, “fuckin’ A dude… shit’s so rigged, man. I gotta go. Lost it all. How can they do this to me, bro?”

I now know how it feels to be Feeling Some Type of Way™ and I don’t like it.
 
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Anyways, local archive of the entire skate stream. Before he starts to skate he shows off parts of his house, and looks at some goyslop his mom made for him. A BLT with corn. He almost eats shit in the first minute of the stream, and he screams "rat dad" at his dad. It's all terrible skating and Austin almost falling of his board multiple times.
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Bossman whining to some 'girl' in his dms some rat recently posted it not sure what the context is behind it but apparently it's to do with TK'ing in csgo
 
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POV: You're a small crack rock Austin found in the carpet
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dumb cunt sperg said:
Bossman whining to some 'girl' in his dms some rat recently posted it not sure what the context is behind it but apparently it's to do with TK'ing in csgo
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"They ignore me or they make me feel less-than...it's been like this all my life I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE"
"All girls are all the same fucking evil deceitful I swear to god"

It's like he is permanently 14 years old
 
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"They ignore me or they make me feel less-than...it's been like this all my life I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE"
"All girls are all the same fucking evil deceitful I swear to god"

It's like he is permanently 14 years old
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He has said and i quote (from memory) "I feel like a (16?) year old stuck in a 28 year old mans body" this was a while ago so its not the exact quote but its basically that :bossman:
 
LanceHaver said:
"They ignore me or they make me feel less-than...it's been like this all my life I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE"
"All girls are all the same fucking evil deceitful I swear to god"

It's like he is permanently 14 years old
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Austin also goes for wannabe ethots who dig him for runescape gold and shit. He attracts trash women because life is just so rigged, dude. Where are all 30 year old chicks with a decent career, hobbies, and a healthy social life? He doesn't want them all. Austin just needs one who understands he's an abusive felonious crack and gambling addicted neet with a heart of gold. Bossmom and Trapper can bring the best out of ourboy, why can't these stuck up bitches just try?
 
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Austin also goes for wannabe ethots who dig him for runescape gold and shit. He attracts trash women because life is just so rigged, dude. Where are all 30 year old chicks with a decent career, hobbies, and a healthy social life? He doesn't want them all. Austin just needs one who understands he's an abusive felonious crack and gambling addicted neet with a heart of gold. Bossmom and Trapper can bring the best out of ourboy, why can't these stuck up bitches just try?
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Nothing is more certain to make Austin feel some kind of way than watching his date visibly flinch when she notices the car pull up with bossmom in the drivers seat. Naturally she will have to pay for the big bufords and maybe a little juicer or two for Austin to lose while he tearfully screams about how rigged online gambling is.
 
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