Debate AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed On The Logistics Behind Theoretically Plumping Up Any Female To An Unlimited Weight While Maintaining Optimal Health

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AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
I think there are indeed willing volunteers out there, unironically.
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I don't doubt that for a second, the ancient joke of the recently married man and woman tossing out his little black book and her diet guide exists for a reason after all. I propose using women serving life sentences as a way to push this thought experiment to the very edge and see what a woman's body is capable of under extreme circumstances. If you opened a thread on the long term effects of living in lunar gravity I'd be saying the same thing, put the refuse of society to use for the sake of science.
 
RX-78 said:
I don't doubt that for a second, the ancient joke of the recently married man and woman tossing out his little black book and her diet guide exists for a reason after all. I propose using women serving life sentences as a way to push this thought experiment to the very edge and see what a woman's body is capable of under extreme circumstances. If you opened a thread on the long term effects of living in lunar gravity I'd be saying the same thing, put the refuse of society to use for the sake of science.
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I kind of feel like my hypothetical is meant for women who deserve easier lives.

I would advocate for grinding up criminal women to feed the aforementioned water women.
 
RX-78 said:
I don't doubt that for a second, the ancient joke of the recently married man and woman tossing out his little black book and her diet guide exists for a reason after all. I propose using women serving life sentences as a way to push this thought experiment to the very edge and see what a woman's body is capable of under extreme circumstances. If you opened a thread on the long term effects of living in lunar gravity I'd be saying the same thing, put the refuse of society to use for the sake of science.
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The odd thing I wonder about is how excess body fat operates in a zero gravity environment. Assuming an obese man or woman was naked and unconstrained by clothing how exactly would they deform based on motions taken during acting and collisions with other parties. It seems like it would be awful having an entrie section of your body morph and pull you in directions you don't intend to go via momentum. Like being stuck in a roller bubble or in a big pool of jello all of the time.
 
Cereal Experiments Grain said:
Threads like this remind me of the heavy price we must pay for free speech. I just gotta remember that freedom isn't free...
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Research and development gave us the internet. I want to give women a better life.

Right now, I have to admit I am currently stumped after respectfully reaching out to @Otterly. Not to drag her into my thread, but I asked for her input on her profile.

I am kind of getting BTFO'd by her:
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With regard to question 1, I think I simply, for now, have to disagree and desire further testing. With regard to question 2, Otterly is right and if further tests fail, I will inevitably need to concoct a solution just as was mentioned by someone (I literally scoured this entire thread twice and cannot find whoever suggested water-repellant body suits). If skin maceration is indeed inevitable in spite of regular drying intervals, so be it.

However, I HATE this idea since I absolutely want any woman immersed in water to be fed to have their skin be able to breathe. The idea that this plan is only feasible if women wear a very uncomfortable water-repellant body suit that significantly limits cutaneous respiration is something I do not like. No one feels comfortable in the water in a full suit. I don't want that for my water women.

I need to think about this one, but right now I am absolutely fucking stumped and, therefore, depressed. If I cannot ethically blimp up fat women, I have no fucking clue what the fuck I am going to do with my life. (:_(


Vibe_Guy said:
I got him in ignore since our second ever interaction so I'm washing my hands off this drama. Not my circus.
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You have me on ignore and yet you cannot ignore my thread. :thinking: I will reiterate:
@Vibe_Guy, you literally participate in private DM roleplay. You are not even ashamed. Do you have a point you would like to make? I'm not into the "private DM with literal pedophiles" hobby you engage in, so please keep the discussion relevant or fuck off.
 
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AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
I would advocate for grinding up criminal women to feed the aforementioned water women.
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Couldn't be done wholesale though, eating brain prions leads to the human equivalent of mad cow disease.
macrodegenerate said:
The odd thing I wonder about is how excess body fat operates in a zero gravity environment. Assuming an obese man or woman was naked and unconstrained by clothing how exactly would they deform based on motions taken during acting and collisions with other parties. It seems like it would be awful having an entrie section of your body morph and pull you in directions you don't intend to go via momentum. Like being stuck in a roller bubble or in a big pool of jello all of the time.
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I propose we launch Chantel into deep space and find out what happens.
 
AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
Do you know what the fuck evolution is?
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Yes, and it doesn't happen within a single human's lifetime. Suppose you did actually have the resources necessary to maintain some sort of selective human breeding program - optimistically, you'd get into the third or fourth generation before you croak. That's not enough time to select for anything except maybe a genetic predisposition for obesity.
 
Bucephalus said:
Yes, and it doesn't happen within a single human's lifetime.
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Yes, it operates via natural selection from generation to generation.
Bucephalus said:
Suppose you did actually have the resources necessary to maintain some sort of selective human breeding program
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We do, the US agriculture industry unironically destroys countless amounts of crops, whether spoiled or unspoiled, that can absolutely be redirected from a dump to someone's mouth.
Bucephalus said:
optimistically, you'd get into the third or fourth generation before you croak.
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I think I can live long enough to prove some good during that time.
Bucephalus said:
That's not enough time to select for anything except maybe a genetic predisposition for obesity.
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I'd wager you're wrong and it would be proven feasible far earlier.
 
Inco G. Nito said:
You know, some of our homegrown lolcows turned out pretty good.
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I retract this statement. @AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed and I had a long, hard, and enlightening exchange in which he convinced me to see the light of his hypothesis. As an "Obese tsundere gator" enthusiast, I realized it is indeed in my best interest to support him in this endeavor. My favorite ideas proposed during the exchange was an interesting and practical system of ropes, pulleys, and broomhandles designed to allow his hypothetical fat queen to traverse the land within a kiddiepool affixed to a forklift which the lucky woman herself would dexterously control via the aforementioned system of ropes, pulleys, and broomhandles. Therefore, I have no reason to believe a hypothetically infinitely heavy lady could not live a full and happy life. Also he is not a homosexual. Everyone who opposes this idea is opposed to evolution itself, and are invariably prudish cavemen unable to cope with the changSneed.mes. Cope and sneed.
Edit: He is also definitely not aroused by the idea of trapping a woman in an inescapable situation where he retains total control over her life.
 
AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed said:
I'd wager you're wrong and it would be proven feasible far earlier.
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I'd wager it would be proven infeasible as soon as your first test subject reaches 400 pounds. She can't have "optimal health" if she can't wipe her own ass, if she can't see her own vagina, and underneath every lump and roll is a sweat-marinated yeast infection waiting to happen.
 
Bucephalus said:
I'd wager it would be proven infeasible as soon as your first test subject reaches 400 pounds. She can't have "optimal health" if she can't wipe her own ass, if she can't see her own vagina, and underneath every lump and roll is a sweat-marinated yeast infection waiting to happen.
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If you reread the interaction between myself and Otterly (I will not tag her again and drag her into a discussion she has no vested interest in), you will see she admitted that the limit most likely is at least beyond 600 pounds. I think there is enough reasoning here to substantiate serious research into this.

Obviously the hypothetical I am describing in the OP is one in which all participants, consenting, are indeed properly cared for, cleaned, and sanitized. I would gladly work my ass off to make sure no one succumbs to skin maceration or bacterial/fungal/viral infections.
macrodegenerate said:
That's what the chlorine is for in the pool.
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Sort of? But I wouldn't just dump a couple blocks of chlorine and call it a day. Even that is too abrasive a chemical for ladies' skins. They deserve better and I want to give it to them <3.
 
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