Greer v. Moon, No. 20-cv-00647 (D. Utah Sep. 16, 2020)

[WTBOnlineFather]

when Russ does want to bring the case again, surprise! As previously mentioned, the statute of limitations has passed so he can't bring the case again!

Funny you expect the courts to give a fuck about something like the statute of limitations now, after all the bullshit we've already seen happen.

Russ will come back 10 years later and cry that he just needs to explain how he was unjustly bamboozled by the oncologically evil Khhhkhiwi Fawwms and their shyster lawyer and his copyright is still being violated (as he will still not have DMCA'd Google to remove the file hosted on Drive) and Null will get sentenced to quantum superdeath.

 

[D. Krauser]

Russ has literally everything going for him. The court is advocating and granting every thing it can. The fact that this still may be dismissed due to failure to prosecute is a testament to the legal expertise of Greer. It really doesn't matter how bad a job he does, the court will take his side. Yet his refusal to file anything of substance is literally snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Cow hall of fame.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

At what point can Null consider an interlocutory appeal?

That'd be a waste of time.

 

[Null]

I mean I have no leg to stand on. I don't even have a right to a speedy trial. I have no rights whatsoever. He has a right to sue, for free, at no personal expense, and the judges are willing to give him anything he asks for, and I have no rights.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Well, you still have your right to party. They can't take that from you.

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

Well, you still have your right to party. They can't take that from you.

Nope, you gotta fight for your right to party.

 

[Staticness]

Sell Lolcow LLC to Liz Fong-Jones for 10 million (he’d definitely pay that) and ride off into the sunset if it’s that hopeless.

 

[Smicneibn]

Null doesn't have those rights because he is in a civil court

I mean I have no leg to stand on. I don't even have a right to a speedy trial. I have no rights whatsoever. He has a right to sue, for free, at no personal expense, and the judges are willing to give him anything he asks for, and I have no rights.

That's because the right to a speedy trial applies in criminal court, not civil court.

 

[Billy Bong]

Null doesn't have those rights because he is in a civil court

That's because the right to a speedy trial applies in criminal court, not civil court.

Are you kidding? That is a long forgotten concept. You will wait as long as they tell you, then you'll wait a little longer.

 

[Smicneibn]

Are you kidding? That is a long forgotten concept. You will wait as long as they tell you, then you'll wait a little longer.

Nope this is true: https://www.law.cornell.edu/constit...rantees the,charges and evidence against you.

In a criminal court you can lose your liberties (prison) or even your life (death penalty). In a civil trial you can only lose a sum of money.

 

[AnOminous]

That’s the fun thing about LLCs, they HAVE to be defended by a lawyer (and iirc even if YOU are a lawyer you can’t defend your LLC).

Actually you can as a general rule but there are some situations where it might raise conflicts of interest or other ethical issues, i.e. you representing an LLC against a shareholder derivative suit where you personally are accused of wrongdoing might raise such an issue.

This doesn't mean it's necessarily a good idea to do that, for the same reason as you usually shouldn't represent yourself.

In a criminal court you can lose your liberties (prison) or even your life (death penalty). In a civil trial you can only lose a sum of money.

To avail yourself of the right to a speedy trial you actually have to demand it. The vast majority of criminal cases you see limping along for years without a trial are because it is the defendant dragging his or her heels, like the Mercedes Carrere child molestation case.

Civil cases don't have this but you do have due process rights to a certain extent to have things decided, although except where there are statutes or rules specifying a hard deadline, it's still usually up to the judge. In extreme cases, you can file for a writ to hasten things along, in the nature of an old prerogative writ like procedendo (ordering the lower court to come to a judgment) or mandamus or probably a couple other weirdo writs with weird names.

If you poke a judge to get a faster ruling you might not like it, though, so people usually put up with this kind of nonsense, sometimes for years.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I have a really, really stupid idea.

When August 5th comes and if Russ doesn't file a thing, don't bring it up. Don't mention it to the courts. Just let it roll by and see what happens.

 

[BULLY HUNTER_78]

When was the book released?

https://www.amazon.com/Why-Sued-Taylor-Swift-Frivolous/dp/069297010X

Every time I’m reminded this man literally wrote an entire book about how he’s a vexatious litigant, I also remember how literally every other case he’s filed has failed to make it this far.

It’s obvious this abuse of the law isn’t an accident and judges will hang next to feds in the Day of the Rope. TJD.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Every time I’m reminded this man literally wrote an entire book about how he’s a vexatious litigant, I also remember how literally every other case he’s filed has failed to make it this far.

To be fair, back then he was suing celebrities and women (and celebrity women), not the doughy owner of a literal internet hate machine.

 

[Null]

Null doesn't have those rights because he is in a civil court

That's because the right to a speedy trial applies in criminal court, not civil court.

Did you think no rights was a fucking hyperbole?

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Null has the right to a sneedy trial.

 

[Rotollo 2]

Null has the right to a sneedy trial.

or to have the case Chucked(formerly active) out the window

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

Is there another case out there that has taken such a long time with no real progress being made? Greer v. Moon probably is unironically setting precedent in the sense that this case may be looked at in the future in how not to expedite the judicial process.

 

[Null]

Is there another case out there that has taken such a long time with no real progress being made? Greer v. Moon probably is unironically setting precedent in the sense that this case may be looked at in the future in how not to expedite the judicial process.

you're on some next level xxxl dragon fart copium if you think that things ever get better or that this case in particular is going to make anything better for anyone. it's called an age of decline for a reason.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myra_Clark_Gaines

Fifty seven fucking years but at least there was something of value to fight about.

I’m sure divorce court is peppered with similar vindictive shit never ending cases.