🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

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How much does Ryann weigh?

  • 300-350lbs (Panda Bear)

    Votes: 27 1.0%

  • 350-400lbs (Bull Caribou)

    Votes: 147 5.3%

  • 400-450lbs (Heart of a Blue Whale)

    Votes: 383 13.8%

  • 450-500lbs (Pigmy Hippo)

    Votes: 555 20.0%

  • 500-550lbs (Domestic Pig)

    Votes: 425 15.3%

  • 550-600lbs (Baby Grand Piano)

    Votes: 329 11.9%

  • 600-650lbs (Vending Machine)

    Votes: 205 7.4%

  • 650+ (A Fucking Planet)

    Votes: 698 25.2%
  • Total voters
    2,769
multiverse said:
Looks like she was stuck sitting and waiting in the same spot outside the gelato shop from afternoon until early evening, alone, because she can't handle walking any of the stairways. So she's crying because she was left to fend for herself while the other tour members did some sightseeing. There's a high potential that she was made fun of once cut off from the rest of the herd.
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I mentioned on a prior post that on a past European trip I was on, the fatties eventually gave up and had to stay behind while the rest of us kept going. They were pissed off that people didn’t just stop touring because they couldn’t literally fit through some of the narrow doorways or wanted to hoof it a few more miles. This likely appears to be the case with Tubbers.
Blue Banana said:
Emotional support chaperone? I couldn't find her in other shots.
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Likely the tour guides who had to stand by when Tubby Tess didn’t feel like walking anymore. They’d be sitting ducks for pickpockets so they need to hang out and keep an eye out. Imagine having to hear Tess blubber and blabber on endlessly while others were having fun. Poor girl.
 
Simon said:
Stellavision really fucked up hiring her.
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We know Tess is a bad choice as a tour host, but I can't really fault Stellavision if they only comped Tess for the trip and nothing else. Looking at their socials and website, they don't seem to be a big operation. Not that travel agencies need to be, but they also don't seem to be all that popular or they're likely just starting out.

100% they would have loved to rope in Ashley Graham or Paloma Elsesser as a host, but those are A-list models and Stellavision can't afford them. They probably went down the list and saw Tess Holliday languishing at the bottom, willing to host a tour for free tickets and food in between servicing cake Johns. It's likely a win-win. Stellavision gets access to sad fatties who think Tess still matters, and Tess gets to pretend like she's still a jetsetting A-lister for a couple of days before she slinks back to reality.

But yeah, if they did pay Tess on top of the comped trip, they fucked up.
 
The Hardest R said:
I mentioned on a prior post that on a past European trip I was on, the fatties eventually gave up and had to stay behind while the rest of us kept going. They were pissed off that people didn’t just stop touring because they couldn’t literally fit through some of the narrow doorways or wanted to hoof it a few more miles. This likely appears to be the case with Tubbers.
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Anna o’Brien did this on a recent trip to the Carribean. The tour was walking through some close together boulders in the ocean, and everybody else, young and thin) went ahead. Anna was stuck alone, crying that nobody was helping her and everybody had gone ahead.

Except for the feminist/woman owned BS, (in Italy?) the normie tour sounds like fun. You couldn’t pay me to go on the fatty tour. From the pictures, it looks like all they are doing is eating.
 
Oh she is NOT having a good time.

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I don’t get it. She’s already going to get second and looooong looks because super fat.

But on top of that; her wardrobe choices. They’re a choice for sure.
 
NoReturn said:
Oh she is NOT having a good time.
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Yeah, she hasn't looked happy once in this whole trip. It makes sense, she's waaay bigger than any of the other women there, and anybody with two brain cells to rub together knows Italy isn't deathfat friendly in the slightest. It's amusing seeing her try to pretend she's enjoying herself, though.
 
DefCon Dumb said:
I don’t get it. She’s already going to get second and looooong looks because super fat.

But on top of that; her wardrobe choices. They’re a choice for sure.
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Not to worry, that's all taken care of. The non-Tess host promises to divert attention by speaking Italian and becoming a human shield for the group:
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The article also says this trip cost $5,650USD in 2023; it went up by $1,345 this year.
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/06/27/travel/size-inclusive-tours.html
https://archive.is/4142F

Simon said:
Yeah, she hasn't looked happy once in this whole trip. It makes sense, she's waaay bigger than any of the other women there, and anybody with two brain cells to rub together knows Italy isn't deathfat friendly in the slightest. It's amusing seeing her try to pretend she's enjoying herself, though.
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I understand it for someone who doesn't have their name all over the internet as the co-host of the trip, I wouldn't blame any of the others for not realizing the true challenges until it was too late. But Tess' presence is supposed to be adding something to the experience; she (along with the other host) is the only person there that should not be posting videos of herself crying alone outside.

Tess posted a video at one point advertising the trip as a way to "spend her birthday with her". I'm curious how many of them care about Tess being there at all (maybe she's also grumpy because she's not the main attraction), and if Melissa and the others are seeing her in a different light after spending six days with her.
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Now how is this bony ass woman (zoe shapiro) gonna block the gaze of people staring at her herd of fatties?

Those girls are big girls and there aint no hiding them.


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She is not having fun.

Can't speak the language.
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They tried to return the pod of whales to their native ocean, but failed. The carcasses washed back up on the beach.
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This is the biggest smile she can muster. Her neck rolls probably have heat rash.
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glioblastoma multiforme said:
She posted herself in that baffling swimwear choice outside a church. I don't care if its no longer used as one, which she takes pains to point out, I just can't see that being acceptable to many Christians.

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Apparently, the church is deconsecrated, so in Tess's mind, that makes it totally okay.

All I can think of is the phrase, "Sweating like a whore in church."

And $7K for that tour? Plus travel expenses? I'm not feeling autistic enough this afternoon to whip up an itinerary for a really amazing solo sojourn in Rome and southern Italy, but god damn, with $7K at my disposal, no trouble walking everywhere, and no need to be buffered from Italian shitlordery, I could make it an absolute banger.

Paying through the nose for a Nerfed Italian vacation? That's fat consequence.
 
I see she busted out her ThisAss as a final desperate attempt to get positive male attention. The type of men she wants to get attention from know the difference between big boobs and fat girl boobs.

She looks unhappy because the reality and consequences of being super morbidly obese are impossible to hide there like it is in America. The cities are just not made for someone her size. She has no class either so I’m sure she’s ticked off all the boxes of the Ugly American tourist stereotype and there are no shortage of Europeans who aren’t shy about what they think of another fat American who doesn’t respect the culture and the language beyond taking selfies. Her ego has likely been getting shredded nonstop during this trip and there’s no way that hasn’t rattled Tess deeply at this point.

I don’t know what the fuck she was thinking going on this trip. We got some good entertainment out of it, both with this trip and the inevitable post-trip seething. This is the worst birthday month she’s ever had and I’m glad she got to share this with us.
 
sadrefrigerator said:
They pay separately for flights.
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Yes, I know; that's a given.

That said, I wonder how many of the fats on this trip forked over the money for a second seat. Even on airlines that refund the second seat if the flight doesn't fill up, they still have to pay for it when they book the flight, and that's a lot to spend on just getting one's fat ass to Italy.
 
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