💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It looks like the mortgage is still going so he didn't use the Depp windfall to pay it off and instead purchased shitty art and shitty cars.

What a colossal fucking retard. If you make extra money (and don't have the wherewithal to properly invest it) it should always go to paying off debt starting with the highest interest rates (credit cards first, car loans second, house 3rd) so you can reduce the burden of monthly payments later down the line.

Instead, Nick bought the Balldomobile and a bunch of shitty art which INSTANTLY lost tons of value at the moment of purchase. If Nick is still having to make Mortgage payments on top of his practicing lawyer fees on top of his child support on top of his $3000 snack budget despite having next to no streaming income he's fucked trust fund or not.

Nick is going to languish in poorville for the rest of his life seething that the incel prudes took all his riches away, eagerly awaiting the next trust fund disbursement meant to keep him alive so he can spend it on harder and harder drugs and gay sex.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It’s not the guy she met on a Star Trek game who she asked Nick if she could have an affair with?

Fairly certain Aaron said that when they jointly decided to open the marriage, that was Kayla's suggestion for the proto-Quover.

Now that you mention it, I had neglected to consider Kayla's online interactions. That makes an emotional affair or exchange of pictures more possible.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's obviously still snorting coke.

He looked slightly healthier for a few streams immediately after the bust but now he's pasty, twitchy, obviously strung out again.
He's starting to look like he did leading up to that fucking Dear John stream.
Maybe the bust scared him straight for a week or so but he's definitely and obviously strung out again.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I am wondering just WHO this other man might be...

Well Aaron did say that Kayla was apparently wanting a relationship with some guy from her star trek mobile game. Aaron could be lying, but this is a weird story for him to just make up. Kayla's infidelity could have been something like that, speaking inappropriately with some guy on her mobile game or some other app. Somehow Nick found out about it and that was the "worst day". I could also see Nick using that as an impetus to opening the marriage.

"Kayla you did this, so I get to fuck a whore from the Twin Cities." It's the kind of thing I could see Nick trying to convince her of.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Nick is lying and thinks we are stupid.

I hereby award Nick the most valuable thing in the world: a sticker.

He has talked about having a 'safety net' and 'agreement' to have his student debt paid back by his parents

Pathetic. He at least went in to school for a job that will pay - lawyer - so I'll give him that. He's not an underwater basket weaving degree holder. The thing is, you have to work to make the degree worth it. Did you work, Nicky? No? Then why would you be anything but embarrassed by your parents paying for your student loans?

 

[RotPockets]

Well Aaron did say that Kayla was apparently wanting a relationship with some guy from her star trek mobile game. Aaron could be lying, but this is a weird story for him to just make up. Kayla's infidelity could have been something like that, speaking inappropriately with some guy on her mobile game or some other app. Somehow Nick found out about it and that was the "worst day". I could also see Nick using that as an impetus to opening the marriage.

"Kayla you did this, so I get to fuck a whore from the Twin Cities." It's the kind of thing I could see Nick trying to convince her of.

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.
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I don’t know. But considering the scantily clad female students would cozy up to the teacher (with the precocious 12-year-old literally hanging on his neck), I think Kayla would be right at home matriculating there.

 

[Swole McPole]

I seriously doubt Bob and Celeste have ever allowed Nick to experience the consequences of his own actions.

I agree, and yet it must really stick in Nick's craw that Celeste is sitting on all that money, just doing nothing apart from making the occasional charitable donation. Nick's got two spouses and five kids with crack habits to support. He could put that money to so much better use. So why do they gotta keep hoarding it like some modern day Shylocks? Why must they keep on demanding their pound of flesh before they hand over any of that moolah?

Surely it's all going to end up with Nick anyway? Celeste should just be a bit more considerate and a bit less of an asshole and stop forcing him to wait years and years and years before he inherits.

Still, Nick must surely have been impressing on them the importance of inheritance planning. Making sure that they've got a decent will in place. None of this nonsense like 'if Celeste dies, Bob inherits her wealth'. That'd make no sense at all. Bob has his own money. Celeste's money needs to go straight to the kids. And as Nick's sister has no kids of her own, if she inherits, that's just money that'll go to some bull dagger or the local cats home. Thank God for Ty Beard and his help in impressing on them exactly how the money should be passed on. Nobody's suggesting they make Nick's sister homeless, but when she passes, that money should obviously go to Nick's kids.... sorry. it should go to Nick, who will then ensure what's left of it eventually goes on funding his family degeneracy.

Once the will has been completed to Nick's satisfaction, I expect Nick to be hooking up with one of those dark complected assassins he knows from his boyhood on the mean streets of Houston.

 

[SargonF00t]

I don't see how drex or Q be friends with Nick after that. I enjoy a good racial "13/50" joke but he really showed how much he felt about black people. Those are the racists to look after for.

Also Nick let Aaron fuck Kayla, but wouldn't let Q or Drex have their way with her.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.

I prefer to think of his lying as the way Christians think of the sin of lust in regards to cheating, it doesn't have to happen outwardly, you don't need to fuck another woman, you don't need to even say "damn that bitch hot" out loud, just thinking about it is enough.

If we apply this to Nick we know that even while he has R&R's Jamaican members stuck in his mouth, in his head, in his heart he is still lying about something.

The only way to tell when Nick isn't lying is thus: Is he breathing?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.
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Kayla's way too old for the fat kid in the front. And her feet are hideous.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick said it was 75 USD (plus time) to do the testing under his ROR bond, so 150 for the both of them.

Nick had to put up 10k (for both of them) to the bondsman who covered the other 90k. He does not get the 10k back from the bondsman.

Do the Maths and Nick and Kayla would have to take 67 tests each to reach 10k in cost--without counting time lost and other expenses.

Nick is lying amd thinks we are stupid.

Yeah I'm sticking with my theory that he is 100% still boozing and snorting powder. Imagine paying that much money just so you can continue to indulge in your addiction. He could have saved the money, cleaned up and done the tests, while totally owning everyone on the internet saying that he's definitely clean and proving as such.

But no, many thousands of dollars gone forever, all for what.

While I would appreciate the comedy, I doubt it will happen. Clearly Dan got some perverse satisfaction from the long-term deception, and I think this does not dispose him to leak anything--if only for the reason that it might harm future efforts to do similar things by exposing tactics.

Oh of course it won't happen, but I can dream.

While Nick saying "What? I don't know what you mean? Catfished?" is a funny conclusion to my favorite Nick saga, blowing up the thread by the man himself info dumping would be the greatest of all.

she-of-the-box-wine-who-shall-not-be-named

THE DEMON has been unusually quiet for awhile.

My mental image of her seething at the computer with box wine continues to be funny to me.

He looked slightly healthier for a few streams immediately after the bust but now he's pasty, twitchy, obviously strung out again.
He's starting to look like he did leading up to that fucking Dear John stream.

Normally, somebody being addicted to drugs or alcohol is a rather dark time, and sad to observe.

But this guy doesn't get that, because while they are addicts that will push all their friends away, they aren't smug arrogant pieces of shit like this asshole is.

He can't quit the drugs and alcohol. He needs them to keep going. The kids are thankfully away from him, so fuck it, do all the drugs you possibly can, the results will be fun.

I hereby award Nick the most valuable thing in the world: a sticker.

Even more rare and valuable are sticker notifications after they went away.

Very desirable by collectors, very rare, but only possible in one unlikely scenario.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You are skirting dangerously close to mutts law you're only leaving out the colour of said penis.

There's an unspoken presumption that Nick prefers Black cock

 

[AltisticRight]

The only way to tell when Nick isn't lying is thus: Is he breathing?

Or if the bull's penis is in his mouth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.

Nick doesn’t think he’s lying. Merely he’s telling the truth and his version of it. He’s not lying Balldo-child, he’s telling you what you need to hear that’s not being told. It’s complete childish, infantile even. He’s like a 5 year old who fed their dinner to their dog and grabbed a bunch of cookies. Well you didnt see him feed it to the dog so how do you know? Maybe the dog jumped up in the table while he went to the bathroom? The cookies? Well I don’t see any cookies so there’s no way you can blame me for having eaten them.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Or if the bull's penis is in his mouth.

He still thinks of lies, he believes he is both heterosexual and monogamous while the bull's penis is in his mouth.

He is therefore still lying.

 

[Konstantin Romanov]

No, child. It’s his ability to do whatever the fuck he wants that Nick values more than his own children and life itself. If he can’t flip you off while fucking up his own life and five kids for the fun of it, he considers it a massive L.

Is a man not entitled to the coke of his safe? "No!" Cries the man in Langley, "It belongs in the housing projects!" "No!" Opines Judge Jennifer Fischer "It belongs in an evidence locker!" "No!" Chorus several member of his church "Feed your fucking children!"

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Prison. A place where the hedonist would not fear the scandinavian prude, where the libertarian would not be bound by petty morality, where the lawyer would not be constrained by the law! And with the improper release of evidence in an ongoing case, you too can enjoy prison stalker child.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don’t know if this has been talked about but wayyyyy back in the Baldoverse (5 months ago) there was a line in the whole “Dear John” meltdown that still sticks out to me

That and his thoughts on death really make me wonder if he idealized self-destruction at a conscious level. Did he think going out in a blaze of glory was the ideal way to go out, to “make him a man”?

I dunno. It's always tempting to say "admission through projection" but the problem is that Viva and Barnes have ruined that phrase with their bullshit. At least for me. Of course, that doesn't mean projection isn't very much a thing though.

I tend think, for right now anyways, he really thinks he can smooth talk his way out of anything. That he's a master manipulator, second to none. That he's smarter than everybody else (spoiler: he's not). That it would even work against the government and a jury. Just like a lot of cult leaders tend to think. If true, I don't think would be at the end of his rope just yet.

He's definitely self-destructive though (and towards others around him). I just can't say if it's intentional on a conscious level, or if he's genuinely unaware that he is.

You will note, despite all that's happened, that I haven't said Nick should off himself. It's generally not in my nature to say things like that.* I just think he needs to have his ass severely kicked (metaphorically). To be humbled in a way his privileged narcissistic slimy manipulative ass never has (like others here, I suspect this parents never held him to account for anything).

Thus far, the State of Minnesota is doing a pretty good job of that on multiple fronts.

*I think I might have said it about Keffals once, but there's already a high statistical likelihood there anyways (41%, last I heard).

It was more I was so disgusted by Nick on Chrissie’s show I felt the need to yell at my TV, the thread incidentally being on the receiving end is more like collateral damage.

I found parts of it infuriating initially, but now I find it absurd and laughable more than anything.

How the fuck can anybody believe him anymore? Nick's Interview should be used as an I.Q. test. If you believe a word he said, you should be legally mandated to wear a tard helmet.

Judging by the response though, few did, and that interview was a big mistake.

 

[keke]

You are skirting dangerously close to mutts law you're only leaving out the colour of said penis.

TIL what mutts law is. An observable fact indeed.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I wonder how much of Nick's infamous 'white bread ass nigga' rant he did against Eric July was actually closeted rage at Drexel that he didn't have the balls to say to his face, and instead took it out on another black man.

From what I've seen, it is much more likely that Nick was upset by not receiving validation from a black person. Whether it is his fixation on "short-shorts" or his understanding of women, Nick has demonstrated strong reaction to praise from black people. It follows that a negative reaction, however slight, would provoke an equally strong response from Nick (if not more so).

Now that you mention it, I had neglected to consider Kayla's online interactions. That makes an emotional affair or exchange of pictures more possible.

I have become interested in Kayla's "bestie" who is her cousin, Rachel Scharafanow, who she vaped nicotine salts with to de-stress from homeschooling and gossiped with while the children played.

Here is Kayla relating how she told her cousin about Drexel, describing him as an "Adontis" (meaning she thinks he is "really sexy") and how it was a "good conversation". It starts with how Drexel can't swim and progresses from there:

Since the falling out seem to be tied to the people Nick was fed up with and trying to leave behind, Kayla's family would fit into that category. One imagines the bestie cousin hearing something from Kayla, then related that something to someone else in the family leading to trouble on Memorial Day weekend 2022. Going to Hedonism II (swinger island) strikes me as something Kayla would tell her bestie if she was to tell anyone.

Of course it may not have been Rachel, as Hedonism II seemed like a poorly kept secret within Nick's circle anyway. Nick was teased about it by guests and superchatters leading up to and after the event long before KF took serious notice. A nice little open secret. One would imagine this would put Nick in conflict with "friends/family/God" which were the areas Nick felt he was being tested in, and Nick's response was to get distance from anyone he didn't like amidst an avalanche of degeneracy.

All that to say, there is compelling evidence that the Rekietas told on themselves (as they often do) which resulted in the Memorial Day confrontation which then accelerated their increasingly lonely pursuit of hedonism (swinging, hookers, hard drugs, etc.) as they left more of their friends and family behind. The predictable outcome was mandatory reporting from their church and Kayla's sister due to child endangerment.

It may seem like a sudden car crash to some, but it was likely a slow-motion disaster for others closer to them.