Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

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The Kiwi Farms would like to wish Mr. Keffals luck with his future endeavors.
 
Why the fuck can't this stupid faggot just stay put in his home country, start a fucking business right there where it's easier to do (and where he'll certainly enjoy the tranny pass), and import his faggot boyfriend to marry there where it's also easier?

Dumbass.

ETA: Well this post appearing right after Null's makes me look like a total asshole. Ah well, so be it. Keffals is retarded and a dumbass.
 
Necrosan said:
What doesn't give this idiot PTSD?

For all the talk about constant panic attacks, you'd think we would've seen one on stream but the only thing we saw on stream is Keffals either high, drunk or both.

Guess he also forgot about the Scared Awake channel he made a Patreon for.
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It's all part of the grift. So people can throw pity money for whenever he inventiably runs out of cash and can't live a comfortable job free life.
 
ShitBomber said:
New drama regarding Keffals: Messages of his former friend Xanderhal have leaked of him saying that he wants to kill him.
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Keffals' response:
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Looks like Boy Soprano wins again. Should've just let him have a girl-talk with your mom, Xanderhal.
Muppetstudios said:
Lucas has quit the Internet confirmed..... again

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He'll be back in a week.
 
Tetragrammaton said:
so lets say he is telling the truth. what then? what actual worth does he have that would allow him to support himself in anyway? or does he simply plan to leech off of ENFO and whoever else is in the polycule? and what about his patreon? is he just going to allow that to stay up and let people give him endless free money till every last dollar dries up?
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dude people are still giving spoony money, now think about how many of his financial supporters are actually dead, literal zombie income.
ive also noticed that leftists get shit loads of money on platforms like that, i think communards set aside patron budgets as some form of praxis

He did mention in the stream that he wants to set up a business so troonshine is back on the menu
 
Unless he McNutts himself on stream, I'm never going to take any of his "I'm quitting streaming for real this time on god fr fr no cap" announcements seriously. This nigga is more addicted to Twitter and Twitch than he is to dark web meth-cocaine.
 
Lucas, you can still go out and have fun in real life and be on the internet. They're not mutually exclusive you fucking retard. You're just mad that everyone knows you're a loser.
 
One day Keffals, when you’re on your death bed from whatever natural illness you’ve contracted, you will hear a faint whisper in your ear. In your last moments, in your last gasping breathes, inbetween the agonizing pain and the morphine drip, you will hear this:

“Buttah dog, da dawg wit da buddah.

And you will collapse, with your last moments thinking of nothing but Joshua Connor Moon smiling. A final, beautiful crescendo to an otherwise complete trainwreck, absolute burning tire fire of a life.
 
i hope Keffals outlives DSP.

i hope Keffals survives the heat death of the universe.

an eternity of ruminating over your life decisions, enjoy your 20th social media vacation Lucas!
 
if keffals was actually ever going to leave the internet forever he would have done so already. he has had multiple outs and every time he comes back to gloat about how much better his life is while offline. it makes me wonder if he is trying to get people to beg for him to stay only to be met with nothing but tipster.

even if he does leave he will come back because he needs the validation. he needs to brag about how much he won and how better his life is.
 
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