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Fuck sake, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, Ryan.
Is this fat sack of shit capable of doing literally ANY other expression besides cataclysmically retarded blow up doll?
🍗 Deathfat Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud
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Fuck sake, CLOSE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, Ryan.
Is this fat sack of shit capable of doing literally ANY other expression besides cataclysmically retarded blow up doll?
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What did I just watch?
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Looks like stepmom is watching Bowie whilst Ten Ton Tessie eats her way across southern Italy. Makes me wonder if Mama Beth has finally had it with her shenanigans (or if Beth's health is too poor to take Bowie for the summers, like she used to do for Rylee.)
And at the rate Tess is rapidly aging herself with fat, stepmom is going to look younger than Tess does in another five years.
And at the rate Tess is rapidly aging herself with fat, stepmom is going to look younger than Tess does in another five years.
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Still beating anorexia, I see.
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Damn, she really does that fat person thing of sticking her tongue completely out of her mouth to shovel in the food. So odd.
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I noticed that too. And she barely chews, more like inhales the food.
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Has she finally realized that "fat girl binging" content is the only content that's going to sell?
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"Eating leftovers" sure Tess.
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She is definitely going to get robbed
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So gross how ess jayy double ewws bitch and whine about muh cultural appropriation and muh niggy nogs on a minute by minute basis, but are johnny on the spot with chopsticks for whatever mall or Happy Wok tier cHiNeSE fud.
How come they can never use a fork for that or ramen??
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She's sat in United Business Class acting like she's on a private jet. Gorl, chill. It's not even real champagne, just some sparkling white.
To my recollection, Ryann hasn't flown internationally since 2019 (to participate in London Fashion Week.) Five years is an eternity in deathfat time, especially once they're in their 30s. She's going to be miserable and swoleen by the time they land, and she has no idea.
The hilarious thing is that she and Nick used to demand first class plane tickets as part of her moddle compensation, but nowadays she won't even fit into the First Class United sleeping / bed pods they have on international flights. Anna has this same issue, which is why she's now stuck in Economy with the normies. Tess is laughing it up now, but in about five hours she's going to realize she's too puffed up with fluids to un-wedge herself from that seat. She'd have been more comfortable in three economy seats, but then she'd feel too embarrassed to make Tiktoks.
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Tess will pretty much only be able to go to the tourist trap places in Italy due to her size. No way a local Italian restaurant will have seating accommodations for her. I could see her taking a pasta making class though. This trip just screams Eat. Pray. Love, but mostly focused on the eating since she’ll get too tired too quickly to do anything else. She’s too heavy to rent a Vespa and ride that too.
Her trip is going to suck because any activities that don’t involve eating will be too tiresome. People have already said this too, but unless she’s just buying accessories, she’ll hate shopping there as well.
Her trip is going to suck because any activities that don’t involve eating will be too tiresome. People have already said this too, but unless she’s just buying accessories, she’ll hate shopping there as well.
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Why is this bitch like this? Why can't she just be normal & not fucking cringe everywhere she goes? Everyone knows you didn't pay for that seat, you broke ass water buffalo. She's turned into this sad z lister holding onto what little shreds of work she can get. And honestly, I would love an Italian vacation but you couldn't pay me any amount of money to be stuck on one with this bitch. Not even in the country yet & she's already insufferable.
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Being on an Italian vacation in her body would be bad enough too. It’s why I don’t really feel jealous of deathfats when they go on vacation because their own bodies inhibit themselves from doing fun activities. Outside of eating and maybe shopping, Tess will probably be scrolling TikTok or Instagram in her hotel room, something she can do at home. She’s going to be in for a rude awakening when she finds out how much walking she’ll have to do in Italy.
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Yep. And, given that she will probably keep her passport and wallet in her bag, that'll be loads of fun when a gypsy or oppressed melanated individual makes off with it.
I'd love an Italian vacation, too; just not in fucking July, and following an itinerary designed for the comfort of deathfats that centers around food; walrusing on a beach/poolside; walking as little as possible; and shielding them from humiliating interactions with random local shitlords to the greatest extent possible.
Of all of the things I can think of that I might want to see/experience in Italy, this trip features none of them, because they would require too much walking, and far too many opportunities for the locals to openly mock gauche, fatass Americans to their faces.
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Isn't this time of year kinda cheap in Southern Italy for hotels and such (mainly because no one with any sense is going to want to travel there when it's hotter than a snake's ass)?
I mean, sure, Stellavision are probably going to have to shell out more for food than they would for an average tour group. However, considering that they aren't doing much besides eating, hanging around the pool and "resting", they probably figured out a way to make a "dead" week profitable for them.
I mean, sure, Stellavision are probably going to have to shell out more for food than they would for an average tour group. However, considering that they aren't doing much besides eating, hanging around the pool and "resting", they probably figured out a way to make a "dead" week profitable for them.