🐍 In the Clock Tower KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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anliteralidiot said:
Yeah... She wasn't even creative enough to figure out what two colors to mix to make grey. And she kept.bitching about the paint drying out in the brush, so she hasn't touched this since late June.
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I was literally wondering for a moment what two colors make grey. Must be getting regarded by proxy.
 
Agares said:
"You've made your last comment on my channel, trole."
"Sorry you got twisted up in this scene, but I digress."
"From where you're kneeling, it must seem like an 18 karat run of bad luck" *Buurrrrrrp*
"Truth is, I ruled yo- I RULED YOUR sad pathetic life from the start"
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Then he trips. "GAWWWDAMMMMNNIIIIIIT" echoing in the canyons as the courier escapes into the desert.
 
Big Dogs Gonna Eat said:
"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I'd like to believe that you're aware enough even now to know that there's nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe towards those other... jokers, but not you. No Kiddo, at this moment, this is me at my most... masochistic."

"Cobes, it's your baby."

(Gunshot)
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Anybody got the full size version of the top pic?
 
I was reading over some of Cobra's political views on the Boglimpedia

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I feel kinda crazy for saying this but I don't disagree with like most of this
 
ibeatmywife said:
People are just mad he isn't getting blackout drunk on live so they can call the cops and listen to them knock on the door along with doordash the BOY has literally fucked his trolls in the asshole with no lube and they are crying big time it's the same thing in the fb group a ton of people mad that their little toy isn't doing what they want.
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they have a craving for the bad cobes streams.
 
I'm fine with the prerecorded video streak going on. Cobes' reluctance to stream means he has to focus down ad revenue, which means while we get more "video responses" and "rants" we also get more mead updates, more drink comboes, and more cooking videos. #TrueCobraFanz4Lyfes are eatin' good right now.
 
Smegward said:
they have a craving for the bad cobes streams.
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I mean I'm not gonna lie those livestreams were pretty funny but it's been over 3 months now since one. I can't imagine obsessing over a retard to that degree that him not doing it makes me legit angry. I'm having a hard time even maintaining an interest in cobes and jessica because it's been so dry.
 
Al Dente Alighieri said:
Since a lot of viewers are more newer ones I wouldn't be surprised if they had no idea Cobra had his own Liquid Chris saga and it was fucking funny
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I still remember the contest they had to prove who the rele KingCobraJFS was on some random channel. Pretty sure the uncut video is lost cobra media now but there are a couple edits floating around.

 
Bilbo Boglims said:
I still remember the contest they had to prove who the rele KingCobraJFS was on some random channel. Pretty sure the uncut video is lost cobra media now but there are a couple edits floating around.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=gkvoVw2L5Hg
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A lot of people hated this saga, but I'd take this kind of trolling over doordash and welfare check weens every single time. Sure it was a poor imitation of a legendary event but it was still pretty hilarious. I don't know why but retards desperately trying to prove that they're real is fascinating.
 
I think people underrate how fucking hilarious and carefully accurate Fake Josh really was. Kobra would do green screen wizardry that was ever-so-slightly above Real Josh's production, but only by centimeters. Anyone can make bad content and many do, but it takes a lot of care to be ever-so-slightly better than someone.
 
I didn't hate the King Kobra saga but I had a few pretty big issues with it
  • The guy potraying liquid Cobra or whatever you want to call him Kobra didn't really do a convincing performance at all he's half assing it.
  • If memory serves me Josh never really got more then mildly annoyed about it no major freakout like with Chris Chan during the liquid Chris saga
  • The most obvious it was a very clear cut and paste copy of the liquid Chris saga. No real creativity at all.
 
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