Who are gods fof the Internet? - If the Internet had a pantheon who would they be?

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CornBogFitz

CornBogFitz

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The Internet is a place with a culture that changes faster than any other. People now more than ever are famous for one thing or the other here. In the similar way people have attributed deadly sins to lolcows, who should be the gods of our pantheon.

These can be memes like Pepe and wojak or actual personalities like metokur. Whatever the case I think it’s fun to speculate about. Have fun, debate other people on why it should be this or that. Make ai generated art of people as a god.

Personally I believe null should be the god of the underworld. In a way he deals with the underworld of the internet.

Metokur should likely be there god of mischief. He’s remained consistent on he’s on whatever side the laughs are on.

Satoshi Nakamoto god of wealth for inventing Bitcoin.

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The Youtube algorithm.

You can talk to it anywhere.
It has taboos surrounding death.
It has certain forbidden words, forcing people to come up with euphemisms.
People perform certain rituals to attract its attention, in exchange for favor and prosperity.
It has a priesthood that claims to reveal its mysterious will.

Mankind has begun to create its own gods, and they're not the benevolent God of Abraham. They're fickle and merciless, like the Greek gods of old.
 
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Lord of the Large Pants said:
The Youtube algorithm.

You can talk to it anywhere.
It has taboos surrounding death.
It has certain forbidden words, forcing people to come up with euphemisms.
People perform certain rituals to attract its attention, in exchange for favor and prosperity.
It has a priesthood that claims to reveal its mysterious will.

Mankind has begun to create its own gods, and they're not the benevolent God of Abraham. They're fickle and merciless, like the Greek gods of old.
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Wow that never occurred to me. I like this concept. TOS is are instructions on how to worship.

Anonymous (as cringe as it is) is iconic enough that I feel it deserves something. Not sure what. God of mystery idk
 
You know what really sucked? Wasting all that time trying to get the damn Pokegods only to find out they were total BS.
 
I generally cringe when even in jest people are associated with something "divine" or maximum icons of {whatever}, maybe you can make them something more mild, like Tarot cards instead, or, who knows, fantasy roles.

Chris Chan is the lunatic of the village, he sometimes participates in covens in the middle of the forest, but all they do is take drugs and cover themselves in mud.

Null is the exiled scholar, farmer and merchant of silver goods, he is currently hunted down by a faction of orcs led by old wizards.

DSP is the aristocrat that plays the beggar every day, to get money from the villagers.

YandereDev is the failed student with promises of a big project that will revolutionize the world, but he has not delivered. It is speculated that he drank from the forbidden chalice and that's the reason for his existential punishment.

Keemstar is the minstrel that goes from village to village to deliver the latest drama in the form of songs and mockery, he has amassed good coin from doing this.
 
We Are The Witches said:
I generally cringe when even in jest people are associated with something "divine" or maximum icons of {whatever}, maybe you can make them something more mild, like Tarot cards instead, or, who knows, fantasy roles.

Chris Chan is the lunatic of the village, he sometimes participates in covens in the middle of the forest, but all they do is take drugs and cover themselves in mud.

Null is the exiled scholar, farmer and merchant of silver goods, he is currently hunted down by a faction of orcs led by old wizards.

DSP is the aristocrat that plays the beggar every day, to get money from the villagers.

YandereDev is the failed student with promises of a big project that will revolutionize the world, but he has not delivered. It is speculated that he drank from the forbidden chalice and that's the reason for his existential punishment.

Keemstar is the minstrel that goes from village to village to deliver the latest drama in the form of songs and mockery, he has amassed good coin from doing this.
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I actually considered the terot for cards this. But figured the community would be too far away from spiritualism and shit. Closer to Rome history nerds. That’s why I chose pantheon.

But let’s continue with this
Some of these like will be super hard like the high priestess, the empress.

Perhaps Zyzz could be something like strength

Null is definitely the hermit

metokur the trickster

Chris Chan the fool
 
Pornagrafia is the supreme goddess of the Internet, having usurped the rest of the pantheon.. She a cruel and dark mistress, whose nasty tendrils are entangle every facet and corner of the Internet as well. An entity that's vapid, cold, depraved - who desires nothing and speaks false promises. Even still, she's still worshiped daily by her legions of followers.
 
ChristianKiwi said:
Pornagrafia is the supreme goddess of the Internet, having usurped the rest of the pantheon.. She a cruel and dark mistress, whose nasty tendrils are entangle every facet and corner of the Internet as well. An entity that's vapid, cold, depraved - who desires nothing and speaks false promises. Even still, she's still worshiped daily by her legions of followers.
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While nice. I’m looking for more of an actual avatar. Fictional or real. Not an OC. Perhapse Elizabeth from bioshock. Because the high demand of pornography of her propelled the tech industry forward pretty damn far in terms of giggle physics, collision physics and fluid simulation.
 
Notch is the god of autism
Ken Williams is the god of adventure
Bill Gates is a fallen god
Dennis Ritchie is the god of crafting
 
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