💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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I just read the news and came RUNNING to this thread.

Get ready guys, the next days are gonna be glorious!
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Listen, Mr. Tomlinson. Pat. Can I call you Pat? Fantastic, buddy.

Listen Pat, I know right now you feel kinda down, but whatever you feel, do NOT, and I repeat, DO NOT allow yourself to lose your cool and go through the Four Steps of the Tomlinson Anger Management Meltown System, ok? To recap, they are:

1 - Realizing everyone is laughing at you for losing yet again.
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2 - Deciding that despite reality, you are the good guy, and you will make EVERYONE PAY!
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3 - RAGE!!! Destroy every social bridge and human emotional connection possible
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4 - Lie to all and -especially- yourself and act as if you will win at the end and everyone will Enjoy Prison.
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I'm just so excited for the future!
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*A dozen kiwis on X right now waiting for the next xoink*

EDIT: OH MY GAWD I JUST BECAME AWARE OF THIS PIC FROM EARLIER IN THE THREAD WHILE I WAS OUT GETTING MILK THE PAST WEEK AND I CANT FUCKIN SNEED
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God he's going to spend the rest of his life crying about how the dems would've won if they just kept Biden, even though this really changes nothing.


Either the Dems lose or they cheat and win.
 
i am so happy that as soon as i read about bidet dropping out that this thread is bursting with content as fat rick's blood vessels pop with seething rage.
 
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Dang, Kamala's gonna be limping from that burn for weeks now

EDIT: fresh from threads...
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Well niggers, we finally have reached fatrick's fuhrerbunker scene
 
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I swear to god, going through this ongoin freakout while listening to that REM end of the world song I failed to link to my prior post is fuckin glorious
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He will hide every last one in his basement where they will never be found as there will be convenient grinding noises to cover up any other sounds.
 
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It's fucking over.

There was a distant possibility that, after Biden dropped out, Rick would pretend that he never said Biden should've stayed, that's just your delusions, child. Now that's completely out the window, and if the posts are anything to go by he's suffering from the mother of all narcissistic injuries right now.

Acting out is almost a certainty now, and a full 4 years of hardcore seething is all but assured.
 
It doesn't matter who will win this election because today, and every day for the rest of his life, Pat loses.
 
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