💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aunt Carol]

His dick, if he can ever find it again (no), looks like a Cheeto. Crunchy, not puffed. That's why he secretly loves them so much.

Elderly obese men's penises are usually buried by their expanding mons pubis until they look like a thicker version of a metoidioplasty. I wouldn't make a Cheeto comparison because of that smooth roundness, as well as the ambient moisture.

The cheese part probably works, though.

 

[Shartavius]

There is no reason why this faggot should be doing carnivore as it's just taking time away from his already short lifespan. I swear every food abomination he eats is taking days off his life.

The harder Jack fails, the harder he insists that he is failing uniquely through doubling down on whatever fucked him into his predicament. It's the only reason other people know who he is.

 

[LordofCringe7206 Vol. 2]

one thing i find unique about Jack is how he, to this day! Despite being a "cooking channel" for years. Still can't accurately describe the flavor of the food he eats. He kinda just mentions that its good and yummy and he will eat up 2-5 more plates of it. Or really shallow descriptions that don't describe anything. He just goes "mmhmm you can really taste the pepper".
All thats missing is a proppa fuumbs upp imo

You could say that about every aspect of cooking. Despite being a YouTube cook for a decade and a half, he still can't throughly cook something through, properly measure out ingredients, come up with recipes where the ingredients actually go together and properly use any of the tools he has at his disposal.

The guy randomly picked a trade to as a vehicle to pursue success and has yet to demonstrate having any skill at any aspect of it. He should be thankful that he choose something less harmful such as cooking rather than something like wood working or another form of craftsmanship. He probably would have cut a part of his body off by this point.

 

[Super Hans v2]

He should be thankful that he choose something less harmful such as cooking rather than something like wood working or another form of craftsmanship. He probably would have cut a part of his body off by this point.

Remind me how many functioning body parts Jack has?

 

[AnOminous]

Remind me how many functioning body parts Jack has?

He's even running out of functioning eating parts, with dysphagia, he's never been able even to describe the taste of food despite being a "celebrity chef," so I guess at least his jaw is working and the one arm he uses to shove revolting pig slop sandwiches into it.

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack needs two kitchens so he can eat before he eats, STUPID.
With the health sperging, TV hospitals, the attractive doctor angsts, but eventually has to come to terms with "calling it". In real life, Jack's doctors are straight up necromancing. They won't stop, they can't stop.

 

[Begemot]

lol "safe for republican families to watch" aka doesn't include minorities

of course fatty believes the earth is flat and the moon landing was faked. He's legitimately retarded and I'd say proof of the decline of the US educational system except no educational system exists that could teach fatty anything. He's too stubborn

Where has he ever said this?

 

[AnOminous]

Where has he ever said this?

Just Google the thread nigger.

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...ck-on-the-go-show-jakatak.13468/post-18791088

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

lol skillet. Of course this fat retard wants to tell the world he really appreciates skillet

Nice headphones retard. Fucking beluga head here streamed on mute for 7 mins then rage deleted it in DFE moment. If you want to look cool get AirPods Max. These look like you lost a bet

 

[AltisticRight]

He probably would have cut a part of his body off by this point.

Scalfani sashimi, 100% carnivore {obj}{obj}.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Scalfani sashimi, 100% carnivore {obj}{obj}.

Reading this made me glad that it hasn't occurred to Jack that Sashimi is a perfect carnivore food. The mere thought of Jack making a beef Sashimi using a $5 walmart steak puts shivers on my spine.

 

[lindsayfan]

for the 100th time, jack says "recipe down below" and doesn't include the actual recipe. he also is so coy about the tiktok videos that he clearly spends all day watching... he is always referring to things as "viral" or "that video" -- jack, not all of us are adult children addicted to chinese video crack, so we don't know what you're talking about.

i almost wonder if he's had another mini-stroke. the right side of his face looks droopier than usual and his voice seems even thicker.

 

[p1138]

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lol skillet. Of course this fat retard wants to tell the world he really appreciates skillet

Nice headphones retard. Fucking beluga head here streamed on mute for 7 mins then rage deleted it in DFE moment. If you want to look cool get AirPods Max. These look like you lost a bet

As ridiculous as this looks, we've gotten another glimpse into the reality of the fatty-verse.

Any normal adult can put on headphones correctly and will adjust the band so it isn't sticking out all goofy like he's wearing them. But if you actually look at the image, he could probably fully collapse the band and have them fit, even though he has a beluga head.

If Fatty's head weren't so fat, would be have an unusually small skull? He's already known to be a manlet somewhere around 5'4", he's obviously way overweight, so if he lost enough weight, would he have a tiny head?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Dammit, I knew there was an already made solution to this but Fatboy made me to angry to think about pork rinds. Doritos seasoned pork rinds would fly off the fucking shelves, especially a flamin hot version..... Frito-lay owes us both a % if they steal this shit .

The closest thing I could find is nacho cheese seasoning. Now I really want to try this.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

jack, not all of us are adult children addicted to chinese video crack, so we don't know what you're talking about.

Crippled and blinded by gluttony so his only option is to watch Chicom video crack all day everyday. He literally can't do anything else, he can't go out for a walk, or garden, or even mow his lawn.

Just eating whole rotisserie chickens in the middle of nowhere while waiting to die. What a life.

 

[saralovesjuicyfruit]

Same goes for the Italians. Ever watch Italians play bocce? They literally will fight and argue about measurements.

I've never said it in the thread, but after moving from the upper Midwest to a part of the US where there are just so. many. Italians. , a lot of Italian-Americans act like Jack. I don't even mean the weight or diet-related parts, but the personality defects. The quick anger over minor petty things, the selfishness, the conservative Christian virtue signaling hypocrisy, and trashy behavior in general.

 

[Adamska]

for the 100th time, jack says "recipe down below" and doesn't include the actual recipe. he also is so coy about the tiktok videos that he clearly spends all day watching... he is always referring to things as "viral" or "that video" -- jack, not all of us are adult children addicted to chinese video crack, so we don't know what you're talking about.

i almost wonder if he's had another mini-stroke. the right side of his face looks droopier than usual and his voice seems even thicker.

Oh that's again purposeful. He's pissy that he even has to acknowledge he copies recipes he googles, so this is a mix of laziness and spite to try and make it more ambiguous. Doubly so since the stuff he copies always looks better.

Jokes on him, it's still likely his first few results when searching on that pile of shit website.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Remind me how many functioning body parts Jack has?

Depends on what you mean by "functioning".

Half his body is practically dead due to the strokes and his brain hasn't worked properly since the Clinton administration. So that leaves one hand, one foot, half his tongue and part of his mouth.

Everything else is either dead, useless or so severely damaged by his own life choices that it's frankly amazing he's still able to function. But then... this leads credence to the Wendigo just treating his body like a puppet.

 

[SamuraiHitler]

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lol skillet. Of course this fat retard wants to tell the world he really appreciates skillet

Nice headphones retard. Fucking beluga head here streamed on mute for 7 mins then rage deleted it in DFE moment. If you want to look cool get AirPods Max. These look like you lost a bet

He literally looks like if DSP and Wings had a stroke baby and this is what it grew up to be.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Dammit, I knew there was an already made solution to this but Fatboy made me to angry to think about pork rinds. Doritos seasoned pork rinds would fly off the fucking shelves, especially a flamin hot version..... Frito-lay owes us both a % if they steal this shit .

They've already got Flamin' Hot pork rinds so it can't be too much of a stretch! Those would be amazing.