💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 168 24.2%
  • Total voters
    693
It really irks me how enabled Nick is by everyone in his life. His children have been groomed into accepting this for years now, this the government being evil just like dad said. I’m sure he gaslights them every phone call. High chances that even the eldest believe his version of events, especially with Kayla playing support.

What I’m trying say is, if these niggas avoid prison I’ll be so pissed.
 
Whenever I see all of Nick's new gaudy ass tattoos, I imagine the poor sod who makes the unfortunate decision to hire him.

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Nick bitches about Kayla's body but he's looking worse than she does. Kayla at least looks her age but Nick doesn't even have a dad bod, he's got a grandpa bod. Gross.
 
ChromaQuack said:
There was so much shit, OTOH:

-Telephone notary
-Entering a thousand page brick of a document into evidence thinking it made him look like a chad.
-Delivering shit late because he adheres to the Rekietamine school of filing at the last second.
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Talking shit on stream
-Unironically called the women in his lawfirm "the Valkyries"
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How could you forget his most crucial fuck-up:
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He didn't just tempt fate, he waved his bare ass in front of it, calling it a faggot.
batterybee said:
Does anyone know what the Asian writing down his torso says?
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Null went over it on stream once. I don't know if he was joking but he said that depending on how it's read it says something like 'feisty woman'. I'm almost certainly remembering that wrong, but whatever it says it's not cool and almost certainly not what Nick intended.
 
AnOminous said:
Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.
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Fury
control
Chivalry
courage

The problem with that tattoo is that Chinese has multiple characters for the same word and they all have double entendres and context missing and without the context it's gibberish
 
Oliver Onions said:
How could you forget his most crucial fuck-up:
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He didn't just tempt fate, he waved his bare ass in front of it, calling it a faggot.
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Imagine going on stream to mind read and second guess the judge in your own case for hours on end. "well you see Judge Chupp is a Texan and so let me explain, as a Texan myself, how Chupp will react in such and such circumstance and why that means that we'll ultimately win". So much Hubris from this man, it was practically dripping off the screen, right up until the moment that he monumentally fucked up and lost the case to the much better lawyers who Nick had spent a year mocking.

I'm unsure on the exact timeline but Ty Beard was either on stream the night before the screw up or couple of nights before? I remember people telling him in chat that he should be working on the case instead of streaming with Nick and he assured everyone that it was all well in hand. Of course afterwards they wouldn't shut up about how Chupp had been up for the appeals court election and so decided to throw Vic under the bus because that was something the people of Texas were heavily invested in or some other delusional bullshit. They basically said that Chupp was corrupt without saying it.
 
>over a month since I said I'll have to lean towards Nick's framejob story if they stall on the bodycam footage
Welp, time to sweep I guess.

New take on the whole story: None of the coke stuff is real.
The white stuff on his nose in that one stream is something else.
The decay of his body is entirely due to alcohol or (legal) opiate abuse.

When nick did the cokestream, he was simply drunk instead of high. And when he talked about judge fisher's vagina leaking, he had no idea how right on the money he was. The big secret is that she really does have a leakage problem and is extremely insecure about it. When she saw the cokestream, she was fuming. She called up the cops and made a whole bunch of threats, threats that the police knew she was able and willing to act on. Threats to shut down prosecutions and bail out criminals using her position as judge. Because that robe of hers gives her the power to make their lives an impotent nightmare if she wants to. She's probably done it before.

So without another choice, the cops did as she told them to and framed him. They patrolled every street he frequents, until they found him and pulled him over. That 'this is bullshit' line with broken grammar from the police report? Entirely fabricated to help establish probable cause for later. Using that little fib as justification, they proceeded to bust down the door, seek out the bedroom and put down a bag of coke.


The longer the state of Minnesota takes with that footage, the more credible it will be when Nick claims it's machine learning generated. Editing out some faces and voices should take one weekend, maybe one week tops. Not multiple months.
 
3MMA said:
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Tote that barge, lift that bail, get a little drunk and you land in jail~

Ndn

AnOminous said:
Has anyone even translated his gay chink tattoos? I've heard a lot of chink tattoo artists just like to tattoo "I'm a complete faggot" and stuff like that on white niggers like Nick.
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Oliver Onions said:
Null went over it on stream once. I don't know if he was joking but he said that depending on how it's read it says something like 'feisty woman'. I'm almost certainly remembering that wrong, but whatever it says it's not cool and almost certainly not what Nick intended.
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Forever ago in this thread I mentioned that I asked my native Chinese speaker friend, who makes a living translating Chinese to English, look into it. I don’t remember exactly what he said, but I recall him saying it was mostly gibberish

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@mrfresh remembered it better than I did, but he’s correct. I distinctly remember my friend asking me if there was anything else to the tattoo because of how confusing they were to him
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Null went over it on stream once. I don't know if he was joking
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Given Nulls predisposition to be un(mis)informed and not know shit I don't know if it was a joke. It certainly was funny as one.
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Does anyone know what the Asian writing down his torso says?
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I explained what it probably meant sometime back in a more serious post which was highlighted. Granted the thread(s) have been going at the speed of light since then...
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「怒节侠瞻」(Simplified) or 怒節俠瞻 (Traditional) can be interpreted directly as Elissa and Nick did, but it can be also read in classical Chinese as follows:
  • 怒 - Anger/fury/rage/wroth
  • 节侠 - Def: A chivalrous fighter (Used in a lot of Manhua (Wuxia)/Manga bullshit). From Records of the Grand Historian - Records of Assassins, "If a person's conduct make others doubt his integrity, then he is not a chivalrous fighter."**
  • 瞻 - Old word for "to look towards a far away place", or "to revere". Archaic and not commonly used in modern day parlance, multiple records in Classic of poems, eg; "I look towards (and revere) the sky, and I long for better days"***
Translation 1): Pre-cognizant fighter of righteous fury

Translation 2): Revered fighter of righteous fury.
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Nick thought he was a center of a Shonen Harem manga irl, he got caught smoking crack and spanking jacking it while trying to collect women like a Dragon Ball protagonist collects dragon balls.

Fortunately, if you search the ♂DEEP DARK♂ archives you can find such ♂FANTASIES♂ without the drug abuse. Unfortunately, (or fortunately for Nick) it's all boy ♂MAN♂ love. Featuring such great role models (relative to Nick) such as:
TDN Kousgi (♂Performance Artist♂), Ikariya Biorante (Bisexual/gay), Alexander Vishnevsky (♂ELETRIC BODYBUILDER♂), The Skull Nipple Brothers Jirka and Jara (Gay), Chichi LaRue (Gay and from MN), Dark Donhiki (Gay), Kazuya Kiyoshi (Muscle car driver who can actually drive), and Kyotaro Yonekura (Bisexual and Lord of the Locker Room).

Rumor says if you are fag enough you can go from a ♂BOY NEXT DOOR♂ to a ♀GIRL NEXT DOOR♀

Even South Korean bodybuilders are more masculine than Nick:
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Aside from what everyone else said, 怒节 is written in its simplified characters and 俠膽 is in traditional characters, so it looks even more retarded.
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Nick wouldn't know seal script if it got twisted in his balldo thrown in his face. Too busy playing Crouching Lolyer, Hidden cuckhold irl and reading Dungeon-Gods and Swinger-Degenerates.
 
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What's more cringe: getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that end up meaning something entirely different/stupid, or getting Chinese characters tattooed on you that mean exactly what you wanted, but what you wanted them to mean was 'revered fighter of righteous fury'?
 
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