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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 103 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 279 12.1%

  • Penis

    Votes: 417 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Boner

    Votes: 300 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 684 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 716 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 266 11.5%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 205 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,149 49.8%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 669 29.0%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 313 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,306
Crossposting:
Temperance XIV said:
There's some juicy drama in the Kevin Gibes thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kevin-...treb-the-green-salamander.65259/post-18684821

Kevin is being credibly accused of doxing and sharing revenge porn of a Bluesky troon called TransCommieScum (TCS), who used to date one of the Tranchers (Shiteater Jen) years ago.
In response, TCS just recently came out with allegations that Penny Logue (the Tranch leader) sexually assaulted him six years ago, and Kevin supposedly witnessed it but chose to do nothing about it.

There was some back-and-forth sniping on Bluesky, but now Kevin and Shiteater Jen have both deactivated their accounts. It seems to lend credence to the SA accusation. TransCommieScum has also been roasting the disastrous failure of the Tranch, which is pretty funny.

If you want to read from the very beginning, start here and keep reading.
Or follow along these posts: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
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Bonnie hinted a few days ago that he might take down his Twitter account soon. That would be a real shame, since his pinned Twitter thread documenting the Tranch's downfall is still useful.
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I'm guessing he wants to slink away now that the Tranch property has been sold.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Bonnie hinted a few days ago that he might take down his Twitter account soon. That would be a real shame, since his pinned Twitter thread documenting the Tranch's downfall is still useful.
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I'm guessing he wants to slink away now that the Tranch property has been sold.
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Much as I'd hate the loss of a primary source, that might be one of the wisest decisions Bonnie's made in a long time.
 
Temperance XIV said:
Bonnie hinted a few days ago that he might take down his Twitter account soon. That would be a real shame,
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That is a shame. But on the plus side, Penny will have less of a reason not to start Tranch larping again.

Meanwhile.

Josie unprivated a little while ago!
[edit: aww damn, I missed that @AssignedEva already covered all this, sorry for the repeat]

This is where we left off:
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As you remember, this left us on a massive cliff hanger, because just prior to that, one of the gang who was off his meds started having siezures as well as being suicidal and cooking potentially lethal soup. And a massive storm was brewing.
Sadly there is no mention of all that drama now, they dropped the guy on bad terms and he has badmouthed them since (this is all in the thread, justrecapping).

But let’s see what he’s been up to.

Still on his paramilitary bullshit, and fedposting wildly. Still doesn’t appear to have gone postal though (FORESHADOWING).

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Also still begging unrepentantly, and missing the good times at the Tranch.
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(Don’t worry about it)

So, here’s the big reveal: he got a fucking job! Driving a fedex van!
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And then immediately gets COVID.

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And yet he’s still living as a transient, out of vehicles and so on, while dreaming of a polycule tranch of his very own. And still buying shit “reliable old” vehicles which he has no ability or resources to maintain.

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Lol, dealership.

And yeah it’s going to be tough to get even Boulder county to pay for a house for you, when you insist on living with two or more other creepy mentally unstable dudes.


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And finally, ol’ hairy legs has a book:
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Oxyjen said:
Also still begging unrepentantly, and missing the good times at the Tranch.
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"militia violence"

I'm fairly sure "accidentally 41%-ing yourself due to nonexistent gun safety" doesn't count, retard.

Also, his dad needs to stop enabling him. "Son...it might have been fun for a while but you need to stop playing pretendy woman games and man up. It's a large part of why you're such an abysmal failure as a human being. No more help until you at least throw out that makeup and donate that dress to Goodwill."
 
stupid frog said:
It's not like we don't know the exact co-ordinates to use our drones/look at Google Maps.
We'll find out what happened eventually. Or someone crazy could drive there.
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About that…
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I didn’t go on the property though. There was nothing untoward from the outside. Some of the neighbouring properties are kinda dire.

A couple of them were derelict failed weed farms.
 
Oxyjen said:
About that…
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I didn’t go on the property though. There was nothing untoward from the outside. Some of the neighbouring properties are kinda dire.

A couple of them were derelict failed weed farms.
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Did you see the old earthhouse the tranchers were totally gonna restore? I remember how quickly that storyline came and went.
 
Ninon42 said:
Did you see the old earthhouse the tranchers were totally gonna restore? I remember how quickly that storyline came and went.
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I didn’t see the earthship - the parcels are huge and the landscape is more undulating than I expected, so you can easily have buildings hidden from the road.
There were some more interesting self built houses higher up the valley side, but around the Tranch the typical building is trailers and sheds.

The views are stunning, and the terrain is rugged but it suffers from being miles from owhere., and semi- desert. That’s why land is relatively cheap there.
Wish I’d had a drone to take a fly through!
 
Ghostse said:
Correction, Bonnie's mom didn't buy it for them you mean.
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When they were looking at the Earthship it was during their heyday. I think it ended up selling for abour $200k so if they'd been a bit more sensible with money they'd netted about half that in donations, so could have definitely made an offer (although they'd probably have still needed Bonnie's mother to act as guarantor). Obviously if they were sensible with money they wouldn't have started the Tranch in the first place, but you get what I mean.
It's also worth noting that NOT buying the Earthship was a really good idea because after a decade of construction it was "about 70% finished" and had no water supply.
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Their original plan was to use the Earthship to house vulnerable trans people fleeing oppression or whatever, and this was before they'd worked out inviting trans people to live with you for free and do no work is not very sustainable, so they might have wound up balking on the property when the scope and cost of construction was finally spelled out to them.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I was really hoping he'd get the Feds to come in and initiate Tranny Waco. I guess they're saving him for when they need trannies to fall out of favor.
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There's fedposting and fedposting.

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AssignedEva said:
if they were sensible with money
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If they were sensible with money, they wouldn't be trans to begin with. Burning thousands of dollars into mutilating yourself in a painful and crippling-for-life way doesn't sound like good financial judgement.

AssignedEva said:
trans people fleeing oppression
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To this day I wonder what oppression Kevin was fleeing from.
 
To a troon, oppression is not being immediately catered to whatever the demand.
Have to join a line in a store to pay? Oppression! Have to pay their own bills? Oppression!
Not being told they are beautiful and valid with a very feminine neck beard on the hour every hour? Oppression!
 
Ewan McGregor said:
To this day I wonder what oppression Kevin was fleeing from.
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Normies looking at him with judgement. That's it, he just has severe anxiety about fitting in and being judged and seen as good/popular. It shows up every few pages in his own thread where he talks about FOMO, saying he'd hate to rock the boat or offend anyone, chasing after the most popular troons and talking about his own popularity... he's very unpleasantly obsessed with being liked.
 
AMHOLIO said:
Normies looking at him with judgement. That's it, he just has severe anxiety about fitting in and being judged and seen as good/popular. It shows up every few pages in his own thread where he talks about FOMO, saying he'd hate to rock the boat or offend anyone, chasing after the most popular troons and talking about his own popularity... he's very unpleasantly obsessed with being liked.
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It would have been very easy.

1. Get out of the computer and meeting REAL PEOPLE. Constant exposure to REAL PEOPLE until his autistic affectations get smoothed
2. Taking a fucking shower
3. Doing some exercise so that, if he cannot be a muscled chad, at least he is not a fat fuck
4. Getting a job, pay taxes. Doing REAL LIFE THINGS so that he can talk with REAL PEOPLE.
 
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