📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Billy Hargrove]

Fragrant.



Wait

 

[Night In Bangcock]

Fragrant.

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I'm not in the least bit surprised that a troon is too autistic and lazy to bother with self-care, but it disgusts me nonetheless. Wanna say I feel bad for his girlfriend, but I guess this is what happens to women who go along with the delusion.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Fragrant.

why the fuck is this woman with a guy who rarely bathes, and who has been that way his whole life? He was like that when you met him, so why the fuck did you ever go on a date with him, much less have sex with him, much less be in a relationship with him for five years? What makes you think he would ever change? What you see smell is what you get.

 

[Cougar Pump]

‘he might just drag it out forever’

Tee hee

 

[behindyourightnow]

IDC if real or fake, I’m just going to add the quick PSA that letting men nut in your rot pocket is a fast track to many different types of infections. (I’m pretty sure when the chop docs who make these also advise to use condoms.) there’s no self-cleaning, no good biota that keeps that vaginal pH nice and fresh and vaguely acidic. No mysterious cycle of self-renewal in a rot pocket. It’s just poop and dead skin and cum and open tears from dilating that viruses and bacteria can use like an express ramp right into your circulatory system. Don’t do it, troons! You will regret.

A bigger issue is probably how easy it is for the internal skin of the "vagina" to tear, meaning any virus has access to the bloodstream. The lining of the neovag is mostly made of penis shaft skin, which is thin but naturally very mobile (ie, the superficial layer of fascia under the skin "glides around" on the layer underneath it). In a neovagina you've got that thin layer, but now it's presumably scarred onto the flesh on the inside of the crotch and immobile. Think about pushing a loose piece of tissue paper back and forth over a smooth surface, vs. gluing the same piece of paper it to the surface below and applying the same force/pressure. In the latter situation it's far more likely to tear.

(Apologies for indirectly making you think about neovagina sex, but it's one reason they are so useless even for the one thing troons think neovaginas will be able to do, which is allow them to live out their AGP fantasies of being "fucked like a woman")

why the fuck is this woman with a guy who rarely bathes, and who has been that way his whole life? He was like that when you met him, so why the fuck did you ever go on a date with him, much less have sex with him, much less be in a relationship with him for five years? What makes you think he would ever change? What you see smell is what you get.

I swear these Redditor losers apply the geek social fallacies to sexual relationships as well. It's the only thing that explains it.

Thread tax: Woman who looks like a woman carries an identity card listing herself as male, is SHOCKED when people look twice at it:



She also got owned by an AI sex identifier. This is worse than what Skynet did in the Terminator movies.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

This might start out as a conventional troon tale, but wow it takes a wild turn. M. Night Shyamalan, eat your heart out. Snip below, full story in the spoiler.

That plot synopsis is great, I hope he posts his novel when it's finished.

In a similar vein:
I was secretly trans in Russia - ask away / Archive

I was secretly a trans guy in Russia during my teenage years when I was living abroad there. Russia is a very hostile country towards LGBT people and if I would have come out as trans I would have been kicked out of the country and made fun of in school. So I instead had to live in secret and I developed an alcohol dependency when I was 12 years old. I would drink entire wine bottles by myself at the age of 12 and 13 and sneak them from my mom's second kitchen (we were diplomats and there were two kitchens - one was full of wine bottles). I used alcohol as a way of coping with the pain of gender dysphoria. My alcoholism grew to be a huge problem until I finally became sober at the age of 29. So I had a 17 year long alcohol career that was started by me not being comfortable being trans in Moscow.
If you have any questions about my life in Russia, feel free to ask away. I'll answer any questions about the country and what it was like being secretly trans there.
And just for clarity, I don’t recommend that any trans person ever travel to Russia (not that you would, there is a war) and if anyone here is a trans man or secretly trans Russian citizen, I have your back and I know that your life can be difficult.

Her account is full of rather over-the-top stories:



And more traditional L:
I don't want to go bald. /Archive

I know this doesn't have much to do with being trans, baldness affects most men, but it just occurred to me to look for support here. I am going to be 24 years old, these last three years I have been losing hair very slowly but gradually and every time I become aware of it it depresses me a lot. I am handsome, a big part of that is my hair, it is also essential in my style and I love taking care of it and styling it. I feel like losing my hair would destroy my self-esteem. I am a submissive man, with a very soft character, thin, short, with nice, disheveled hair. I don't know how I would feel being all those things and also bald. It doesn't fit my way of being and my personality at all and I don't want people to stop seeing me as that cute, soft boy. My girlfriend tells me not to worry, that she will love me the same, that if I am bald I would still be pretty, that I can use implants or wigs... but none of that helps with the sadness that the idea of baldness generates in me. I'm just not ready to go bald. I have lowered my testosterone dose for health reasons, I hope that helps

 

[lightswitchdoll]

I’m just saying they probably have to wash their hair more often than you would think…

Just to join in the hair sperging, I think it's very much that they don't wash their hair anywhere near as often as they're meant to but also they're autistic men so when they do wash their hair it's with fucking dish soap or Head and Shoulders.

 

[Gondolindrim]

"seek out a queer to hurt" made me lol for some reason.
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This is a fantasy at this point. They want someone to try and kill them so badly for nothing more than sympathy points.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Right. Prepare your ear plugs everyone.

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Malignant hyperthermia is serious business, but it is kind of funny that when general anesthesia works around patients susceptible to MH, it's called "trigger-free anesthesia."

Anyway they flush gases from the machine and/or put filters on, use different agents, and keep the dantrolene handy. Kudos to this troon for trying to think pragmatically, but take them away again for not considering the reality of the neovagina experience, beyond surviving surgery.

 

[Fapcop]

Just wanted to vent about the retarded games these people play.

Like this one:


A lesbian woman finds another lesbian woman. But wait! The other lesbian claims she’s a man, so all of a sudden we have to see all this performative retardation.

“HURR-DURR Oh I’ve never been with a MAAAN before! Oh wowza it’s soooo different! Her clitoris magically transformed into a penis in my eyes and I just don’t know what to do?!?”

Notice how she can’t even bring herself to admitting that the genitals are the same, instead it’s just “the dynamics” that are soooo different.

Let me guess… You don’t like how she goes: “Suck my dick bitch!” While you’re flicking her bean? Yeah, that’s reality fucking with you. Reality is one based broad.

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

Just wanted to vent about the retarded games these people play.

Like this one:
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A lesbian woman finds another lesbian woman. But wait! The other lesbian claims she’s a man, so all of a sudden we have to see all this performative retardation.

“HURR-DURR Oh I’ve never been with a MAAAN before! Oh wowza it’s soooo different! Her clitoris magically transformed into a penis in my eyes and I just don’t know what to do?!?”

Notice how she can’t even bring herself to admitting that the genitals are the same, instead it’s just “the dynamics” that are soooo different.

Let me guess… You don’t like how she goes: “Suck my dick bitch!” While you’re flicking her bean? Yeah, that’s reality fucking with you. Reality is one based broad.

No. She doesn’t like the roid T-clit. It’s weird and gross and not something you put your mouth near no matter what your sexuality.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I don't know, guys, maybe the reason everyone defaults to calling you men when you annoy them (even the libs on Bluesky!) is because you are men, and pretending otherwise is a polite fiction and always has been? And... that fiction will disappear when people no longer feel like being polite? I really feel like if you put those very basic facts together, things would make a lot more sense!

What's the saying? 'If everywhere you go smells of dogshit, check your shoes'? The mental forcefield troons have put up to prevent acknowledging it's their own abhorrent behaviour that makes everybody hate them is really quite impressive.

I also had a good chuckle at 'I just want one little corner of the internet where I can hang with the girlies'. My good sir, have you heard of Reddit? Or ResetEra? Or Tumblr? Or every other platform you've had a stranglehold on for the last 8 years? Another reason people are so sick of you is because we can't go anywhere any more without being exposed to your obnoxious bullshit.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Geraldine]

That's agender not agenda, dammit!

Link Archive

 

[OrionBalls]

Just to join in the hair sperging, I think it's very much that they don't wash their hair anywhere near as often as they're meant to but also they're autistic men so when they do wash their hair it's with fucking dish soap or Head and Shoulders.

Fun fact: You can absolutely use dish soap on your hair (though I wouldn't recommend using it all the time, because the degreasers in modern dish soap are going to strip your scalp of the natural oils that keep you from getting greasy lanky locks.) I know a lot of Boomers who washed with it when they were young, and all had lovely hair. If you're eating a healthy diet, it will reflect in the quality of your hair more than what you actually use to wash it. Trouble is, troons eat garbage on top of all the other hygiene issues.

 

[Local Farmer]

On mobile, so… yeah.

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I need to be rekeita level drunk to read this

Edit: I have decided to do heroin after reading this

 

[AMHOLIO]

What the absolute fuck has happened to these people? This constant state of "dysphoria" and intense self hate that they live in, there's so many of these young adults that otherwise would have started in on their careers and maybe even starting a family by now, instead they're housebound, popping synthetic hormones and worrying about how a website algorithm thinks that they're fantasists.

Get off the fucking internet and go chase cows on a station somewhere until you figure out what "real" is, for the love of sanity.

Genuinely, I think a lot of them have an anxiety disorder, OCD, or have OCD tendencies. Many have intrusive thoughts either gained by how they were raised or just naturally developed. It seems like a ton of their problems stem from fear of nonconforming, being alone, social anxiety, and what have you. IRL, this seems to be the most likely female to enby/male I meet, where the panic is over catagories because it stems from a larger issue of not being able to fit in and never coming to terms with that or obsessive and or depressive thoughts constantly coming in without them being able to block or tame them yet. Couple this with things like ADHD & Autism and you got your standard pooner.

It's why I'm much nicer to most trans people I meet IRL. There's no point in being mean to someone who's struggling with issues like this, just encouraging them to cope with their thoughts in healthier ways or seeing a specalist is better. Obviously, attention seekers and cluster Bs can be bullied.

 

[Fat and Balding]

Tiktok

Because black men and women perform their gender to the extreme. Black males act as masculine as they can, gangster shit, violence and rape, you know. Black women do all that stupid femininity garbage like makeup/clothes/surgery. Transgendas need to perform gender roles to show that they are really the opposite sex which is why you have fags and homosexual females acting like blacks. Also this individual is racist for saying all blacks act this way!!

 

[bei_rav]

And more traditional L:
I don't want to go bald. /Archive

This line:

"I am a submissive man, with a very soft character, thin, short, with nice, disheveled hair. I don't know how I would feel being all those things and also bald. It doesn't fit my way of being and my personality at all"

says it all. A huge proportion of them see bodies as accessories for (what they want to be) their personalities. So you have to do whatever is in your power to force that body to submit to the demands of the supposed personality.

The same individual, with the same stupid philosophy but with a tiny bit more insight, might have wondered: if a personality is only palatable with a highly specific physical presentation, is it worthwhile?

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]