💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
Strix454 said:
Nick explained tonight that what appears in family court documents isn't what is really going on in his case. Thats "really weird" but normal people can't understand any of this and only Nick really does. All the "real" stuff going on between Nick and CPS is happening in private. We can't possibly know any of that. Only Nick knows.
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"Looookkk into myyyy eeeyyyesss." "You are under my spell." "You will believe only what I tell you to believe."

You aren't Dracula, Nick. Your hypnotic powers don't work on us, they only work on your braindead Locals fans.
 
So what is the deal with Nick trying to get that follicle test thrown out? Isn't it entirely beside the point given that his only hope is to get the entire search of his house thrown out, top-to-bottom? Even if he tries to argue "As far as this court knows, I was never on drugs", he acted enough like a man on massive amounts of drugs to convince a trained narcotics officer there was probable cause. That'd still be true even if he just fell nose-first into a plate of flour on the Cokestream.

And with CPS, they're already allowed to take the search results as valid, and assume "no test = high as balls", aren't they? So what exactly is the point?

Are Nick's lawyers just indulging his ODD nonsense at this point?
 
Local Farmer said:
A successful Lawyer
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Nick was never a good lawyer to begin with even before his descent into a state of total depravity. Nick went into law commentary on youtube because there is no such thing as Judges and juries telling him that his legal arguments suck and handing him an L. His ego couldn't take the repeated losses in an actual court. He went to a bottom tier law school. The last thing in the world you would want is Nick as your lawyer, even in the Rittenhouse days.

The life Nick is living now is exactly the lifestyle he wanted from the start. The "good" Nick was simply a mirage.
 
He knows you’re not dumb enough to believe his interpretation of the documents, but he’s desperate enough that he has to hope that someone is.
 
Strix454 said:
Nick explained tonight that what appears in family court documents isn't what is really going on in his case. Thats "really weird" but normal people can't understand any of this and only Nick really does. All the "real" stuff going on between Nick and CPS is happening in private. We can't possibly know any of that. Only Nick knows.
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I don’t know why he keeps trying to pretend he’s a law channel or a lawyer. It’s clear he wants to be le funny Minnesota based comedian like Dax Herrera and you know what Dax Herrera would never do? Lie about doing drugs or have kids.

Come on Nick just admit it. Do drugs, swing, kill yourself for being a degenerate piece of shit who let your kid get exposed to coke. It’ll be a lot more fun and cooler instead of trying to pretend you’re some conservative family man lawyer.

And most importantly

🥃:really:

Pour yourself a drink

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Good night thanks to Barnes, about $440 on Youtube and roughly another $30 on Locals.

$5.00 Aaron has been losing his mind and a downward spiral mentally. How long , do you think, unitl he goes postal?
$5.00 I think most people want to know about how April is in bed compared to Kayla
$1.99 Barnes safe word is the 5th Amendment
$10.00 Rekieta is sounding great over the Korn instrumentals tonight! looking forward to hearing from Barns as well.
$2.00 I hope youre right Barnes. RNC OF speaker was ehh?
$9.99 My favorite pair Rackets and Barnes
$20.00 Hey, you did me a solid last year toasting my friend when he passed away. I appreciate that. My own family had a run in with CPS when I was 10, you have my deepest sympathies. Hope things work out for you and yours.
$2.00 Barnes is a ambulance chaser
$10.00 Love me some Rekieta and Barnes!!!
$10.00 how many $ do you need to hit the goal??
$5.00 Given you've ruined your woman's name publicly forever is it too much to ask for you to kick the side chick out and focus on her? That poor lady.
$10.00 two great minds. is there any foreseen reciprocal violin playing to match the Democrats violin playing. or is everyone going to just clock in at work and complain as usual.
$5.00 thanks for having barnes on. he's a legend.
$20.00 why was Trumps secret service so understaffed? because the Bush rally I went to in 2004 had 100+ agents on the ground with 2 per door at the arena it was at
$5.00 Can Mr. Barnes talk about Stochastic Terror!sm?
$5.00 Can we do a watch party of you two and "Wag The Dog"?
$20.00 One of the most patriotic things an American can do is NOT trust the govrenment,
$5.00 nick is right but nick is still a degenerate lol and Barnes is still a ambulance chaser and I agree with both of them politically smdh.
$20.00 Mahalo! 2 of my faves in 1 stream. Keeping you and your family in my prayers Nick. Barnes, you're a real one... and I think you have a bigger influence on Trump JR than we knew - hence JD Vance for VP! Aloha to you both
$20.00 ask barnes why Kyle rittenhouse lawyers got rid of him. it's because he is a ambulance chaser Barnes never cared. Barnes is a crap lawyer even if I agree with him on politics.
$5.00 Nick was Barnes the one who put you on to the\prostitutions?.
$5.00 when you went to vegas, did John barnes Put you on to the dirty women that he loves?
$5.00 when you asked camelot about the prostitutes, was John barnes the one who thought it was cool you do these degen things?
$5.00 Nick doesnt get it, banes was probably the guy who put him on to the pros, while nick as in Vegas
$10.00 Which I why I was so impressed with Baldwin's lawyer.
$5.00 Barnes knew nick was phuckingprostitutes, and he probably put him on. birds of a feather flock together. Barnes is no different.
$5.00 Nick did you not worry aboutstds when you mess around with pros?
$5.00 DId Barnes put you on to the good pros in vegas, and you thought it was cool to keep messing with them while you're married?
$5.00 Barnes is not married with 5 kids, you got bamboozled by a John who wanted you to be like him.
$5.00 Nick this line is for you and the Pros barnes put you on to.
$5.00 Thanks, Nick!
$5.00 Bf punched the 3x DUI driver who t-boned us while 5 mths preg. DA tried convincing me he was abusive & easily angred. DUI=2yrs & no DL Bf=5yr ss prob
$5.00 Nick on locals, who exposed herself the most for you? was it arts wife?
$20.00 sounds like the Karen read case was not only full of inept and corrupt cops that didn't actually investigate the case, but also chock full of Brady violations
$5.00 arts wife was doing body paint, or was that someone else, anyways im sure making him a mod was the best you could do for him.
$5.00 Damn art why did your wife want to expose herself to nick so much when you guys are so amazing?
$5.00 art, just keep showing your wife like nick. im sure she will write use a letter and say how you guy only want each other/
$5.00 art remember how our lady wrote a letter saying how her and nick only are for each other, and we find out how nick was watching some guy bang her.
$5.00 Wolfgangdayo is now King Of Russia and provided Secret Service training in Asia, Hawaii, now mainland.hack 2024, vote for the other guy
$5.00 CAMELOT331 you are amazing, you told us how nick was going out his way to have messing withprostitute?
$9.99 I’ve had experience with alphabet agencies F them. They lie
$2.00 Destiny is a girl's name
$5.00 Find your middle ground
$50.00 a skinny coke head and a phat pork chop. is that defamatior, i love you both. but a super chat troll chat.
$5.00 "officer, I wash my face with American beer. It's got alcohol, so it is a disinfectant. I swear, ossifer, it's my German accent" ... road beers 4 all
$2.00 how do we fix the legal corruption?
$50.00 alex jones was right. said jd vance.
$4.99 Nancy Pelosi is Lucille Bluth…change my mind

Grabbed from the transcript:
06:41 - How people misunderstand Minnesota CPS law
18:34 - Barnes comes on, immediately launches into conspiracy theories about the Trump assassination attempt
54:19 - Barnes starts talking about people who threaten to file ethics complaints against him, mentions a Mr. Moon
1:04:28 - Barnes has defended more victims of abuse pro bono than almost any lawyer in America, the system is utterly corrupt, CPS workers are scumbags
1:09:10 - Nick talks about how easy it is for the government to violate your rights and how you can't defend yourself because you might incriminate yourself
1:35:32 - Prosecutors aren't always bad people, some of them are just stupid
1:43:18 - The system is nefarious and will hold your unwillingness to incriminate yourself against you; they care more about the confession than the truth; people should study the inquisition to understand the underlying psychological needs of government workers
1:53:56 - Being a judge is an easy job, you can just coast and make money and have power, it naturally attracts sociopaths and psychopaths [unlike streaming!]
1:58:45 - The Baldwin case, Brady violations
2:11:50 - Nick: the defendant is the best source of the actual facts
2:19:41 - Nick needs a bathroom break, only takes two minutes; the two continue droning on about government bad; superchats; some Rittenhouse talk, Kyle was "very appreciative" of what Barnes has done for him
2:46:41 - Barnes on ethics complaints again; he's not intimidated by people who run "certain websites"; people who criticize Barnes and Nick have terrible lives; Nick talks about how people make up stories from limited facts and the stories are always horrible: confession through projection; more superchats and self-congratulatory sperging
 
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Null said:
Reminder that Nick is still refusing to consent to the release of the bodycam footage because his house is disgusting.
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I can't wait for the body cam footage to be released so I can make "Balldo Elysium 2: The crack den" with an actual cop reacting to the house and Nick throwing the warrant to the ground like a man child :)
 
Strix454 said:
Nick explained tonight that what appears in family court documents isn't what is really going on in his case. Thats "really weird" but normal people can't understand any of this and only Nick really does. All the "real" stuff going on between Nick and CPS is happening in private. We can't possibly know any of that. Only Nick knows.

All those "horrifying" plans in the CPS documents for each child are just contingency plans if the stupid family court were to not recognize what a great guy Nick is and give the children back right away.

Nick isn't faulting anyone for misunderstand the law, the documents and the process. But of course everyone is. And while everything in the documents has no meaning, Nick just can't talk to us about what is really going on because thats private. But he is getting his kids back soon. Even though he obviously isn't.

This is Minnesota child welfare law and simply so specialized and so complicated that morons like us could never understand any of it properly let alone comment on it.

And if you don't agree with what Nick says about his case, well you are just "a fat lumpy retard trying to deflect from your own problems."

So Nick's new (old) strategy for dealing with court documents is just to lie about them and pretend that court documents don't reflect what goes in cases. Nick is going to be winning even when he is not winning.
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So...when his kids gets taken away is he going to array out cardboard cutouts of his kids in the background to prove he still has a loving supportive family? That's what I'm seeing in my head.
 
florida_cat_enjoyer said:
Mr. Balldo is now talking about the guy he met in jail who was wrongfully arrested
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Who just happned to be named Rick Nekieta.
Strix454 said:
Nick explained tonight that what appears in family court documents isn't what is really going on in his case. Thats "really weird" but normal people can't understand any of this and only Nick really does. All the "real" stuff going on between Nick and CPS is happening in private. We can't possibly know any of that. Only Nick knows.
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"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Extreme Crusader said:
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THE BALLDO CRIPPLER
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Inspiring. Makes one want to go out and exterminate one's family.
 
Crunchy Smegma said:
Probably referring to Kayla's half of the family who, due to their close proximity to the Crackietas, were concerned (i.e. incel prudes) about the substance abuse and child neglect
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These people have been controlling Nick for the last 20 years, and he was FREE, but now they want him to do horrible un-fun things... like feed his kids, drive sober, and give them clean clothes while NOT being on cocaine and fucking another woman that is not their mother. INSANE! The people at church (remember, the people with the kids go to the same church) were probably in on it with the Sletta/Woljters.

Kosher Dill said:
So what is the deal with Nick trying to get that follicle test thrown out? Isn't it entirely beside the point given that his only hope is to get the entire search of his house thrown out, top-to-bottom? Even if he tries to argue "As far as this court knows, I was never on drugs", he acted enough like a man on massive amounts of drugs to convince a trained narcotics officer there was probable cause. That'd still be true even if he just fell nose-first into a plate of flour on the Cokestream.

And with CPS, they're already allowed to take the search results as valid, and assume "no test = high as balls", aren't they? So what exactly is the point?

Are Nick's lawyers just indulging his ODD nonsense at this point?
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He thinks thinks if he can get the results thrown out, then the State cannot PROVE he was using or possessing drugs, despite the fact they were in a locked safe. He thinks this highly technical point is reasonable--he has even expressed on his show last night that he wants the burden on the State to be much larger than it is and to rule out reasonable inference.

Nick couches this as 'safeguard against tyranny' and 'rather 10 guilty men go free...' in his 'what if they came after YOU!?', but he just wants to make it so that any oversight in his life that could introduce accountability is entirely hamstrung. See his retarded take on religious Grace--he wants it to mean that the rules are too hard to follow, so you don't have to, and you get forgiven at the end.
 
Himedall All-seeing Waifu said:
He thinks thinks if he can get the results thrown out, then the State cannot PROVE he was using or possessing drugs, despite the fact they were in a locked safe. He thinks this highly technical point is reasonable--he has even expressed on his show last night that he wants the burden on the State to be much larger than it is and to rule out reasonable inference.
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Well maybe if nick, despite being the owner of the house has no control over his house and everyone else is innocent, then that must mean the house is either haunted or has some sort of scp like anomaly in it and the government should seize it and turn it into a no go containment zone :story:
 
Last nite, Potentially Criminal had a members only stream.


He had a Minnesota lobbyist in chat. He was asked about the bodycam footage. And he claims that it won't be released till investigation is over or introduced as evidence in trial (Sean's reaction included).

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He followed up that it's possible it would be released "dispel widespread rumors" but don't count on it.

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Don't know how legit this is but if so then I hope @Null gets a refund.
 
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