📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Pig Cups]

This lovely lady got stood up on a date and can’t figure out why.
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Well fuck, Bobby sure is missing out.

Spoiler: Not A Fetish

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Well, this has certainly inspired me…

Anytime I see a troon invader on a dating app now, I’m going to match with them, lead them along (for days/weeks if needed) with phony affirmations to really draw out their vulnerabilities and give them a sense of hope. Then I’ll set a date and notify them that I’m on my way over…

…Only to send them something along the lines of “you got punk’d bro! Hahahahaha” Or maybe if they’re local enough, I’ll tell them to wait on their doorstep so they can witness me drive up, stick my middle finger out, and drive away.

Think of it as doing my duty as it relates to the troon menace. And who knows- these narcissistic fucks will likely publicly cry on Reddit afterwards, giving us a wealth of entertainment. Godamnit, the salt. MUST. FLOW.

 

[Endangered Species List]

On mobile, so… yeah.
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Apparently that post is by a well-known troll and the mods just allow them to do whatever, even if it breaks their own rules. Feels a bit disingenuous to post obvious trolls here. The subreddit mods are the ones we should be laughing at for allowing it.

Spoiler: comparatively rational comments

Spoiler: lol at the mods

Mindless-Ad6066

honeysucklerose

xigua225 (seemingly completely inactive, most comments are just translating Chinese)

 

[AI generated waifu]

TASTE wait he went down on one of those open wounds. I wouldn't stick my dick in one of those things let alone my tongue.

Hmm, I dunno.

Maybe they simply kissed normally, or OP had such contact with other parts of the trans partners' body that weren't his neogenitals. If a man's body feels and smells differently, it wouldn't be that surprising if OP noticed a different sort of taste, then, too.

 

[Moon Guy]

Alex I will take 1000 for this never happened.

One thing I know about native women, they really know who is a massive faggot bitch from the normal people.
If this really happened I hope this troon goes feet first into a wood chipper.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Alex I will take 1000 for this never happened.

God knows it wouldn’t be the first time someone’s posted a fantasy onto Reddit, but he has a posting history that includes the fallout last year from telling his wife, toddler troubles etc.

It doesn’t say where he did the robbery, but the FBI lists a few in the right time period in Arizona and next door in New Mexico, and there is a private prison in Arizona near the California border (this guy and his wife are supposedly originally from there, and her parents are still there, so it’s quite possible they stayed close). If it is a larp it’s a long one, and at least he’s putting in some effort, which is more than can be said for some of the troons featured here.

Spoiler: bonus: wife’s reaction to his big reveal

 

[everybody in Portugal]

On mobile, so… yeah.

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A quick web search suggests that ditches are actually at an increased risk of HIV transmission, lol.

Also, no episiotomy because no birth-giving, which as we've seen ITF a whole bunch of times is a source of much seething and gnashing of terrible teeth for these men.

Also also, you can still have sex while you're on your period? Sure, it must be messy if you have a heavy flow but people still do it. This dude clearly knows diddly-squat about the female experience.

Also also also male pelvic muscles aren't able to grip a penis the way the natal females vaginal ones can. Just cos you're a man with stronger muscles in general doesn't mean you're able to use them in this way.

In summary: no, no, no, and no. Do better, cope and seethe harder, troonio m'lad.

edit: as per @Endangered Species List post, looks like I took the bait. Oops!

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

Mindless-Ad6066

Imagine calling this insane screeching "entertaining" and hilarious, this mod is just as braindamaged as the troll (?). Also very typical female behavior right there, he clearly doesn't even care that people are upset. And we all know he'd immediately cry "hate crime" if anyone merely disagreed with him.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

Feels a bit disingenuous to post obvious trolls here.

Sure, it may be obvious rage bait, but the sentiment is accurate.

 

[Stan]

I feel like bringing back hair metal would solve a large part of this social contagion; give men a way to look like ugly women without having to let them in the lady's room.

I love hair metal men, save them from the troon menace!

Trump has never said anything anti-Trans as far as I know.
It's all argument by repeated assertion.
Sometimes I think the trouble with Trump is he's NOT what his enemies say about him.

I think trump once made public comments on removing troons from active military service… I looked up what else he’s said, according to Forbes and it’s all pretty common sense stuff like title IX enforcement, keeping troon content out of sex Ed (which… why would it be there in the first place? Do the kids need to learn how to respectfully fuck troons now?) don’t cover troonshine and troon surgery on Medicaid, and I think he said he’d try to ban Lia(m) Thomas from competing. None of which is genocide to any reasonable person.

Looks like I just convinced myself to vote for Trump.

 

[behindyourightnow]

Apparently troons bullied a black NYT journalist off Bluesky recently, and a few people reacted by mass-blocking troons and/or calling them men. They have been crying and malding ever since.

(archive of one of the main accounts involved; some individual accounts and posts won't archive on Bluesky because they're locked)





I don't know, guys, maybe the reason everyone defaults to calling you men when you annoy them (even the libs on Bluesky!) is because you are men, and pretending otherwise is a polite fiction and always has been? And... that fiction will disappear when people no longer feel like being polite? I really feel like if you put those very basic facts together, things would make a lot more sense!

They have gotten so annoying that even Ken White, who has become a deranged extremist in all other areas, told them to fuck off (thread, archive):





The people who fled to an echo chamber after realizing everyone on Twitter hates them are now complaining because they have made everyone in their new echo chamber hate them as well:



These dudes really need to sit down and ponder that saying about what it means if every person you meet all day is an asshole.

 

[Stan]

Troon hair always looks like shit and I assumed it was the hormones but this post made me realize they all use cheap box dyes as well so who can say really.

Troons and pooners are absolute GOATs for getting double-process color to dye their hair bright purple and then ignoring all follow-up so that 4 weeks later their hair looks like a pair of dirty socks that may have once been lilac. In order to get those vibrant day-glo pride colors the hair needs to be bleached pretty much white. 'Cause the dye would get tinted by any natural color. That's how the troons end up with these gross pastel-colored streaks of color in their hair - they probably meant to get something much more vibrant, and that's probably how it looked the day after it was done, but once you wash the hair once or twice, most of the color just falls right back off into the wash.

But it could also be the hormones, I'm sure fucking around with those has the potential to fuck up your skin, hair, and nails in undesirable ways.

 

[Fapcop]

Trump has never said anything anti-Trans as far as I know.
It's all argument by repeated assertion.
Sometimes I think the trouble with Trump is he's NOT what his enemies say about him.

Trump is the worst kind of transphobe. The particular kind of Transphobia he’s guilty off is an especially virulent one known as “sanity”.

He did institute a policy that meant that trannies couldn’t just join the military for free surgeries and hormones.

His "egg cracked" during COVID lockdown & he got used to wearing female clothing & wigs by hanging around outside after 11:30 at night when there's no one around.
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Ah… Running around alone in the middle of the night! Very feminine behavior!

 

[Local Farmer]

He actually had a pretty based video on Truth Social last year where he said Gender Affirming Care is bullshit and he was going to roll back everything related to it at the federal level.

Donald Trump voice
You have to go back to your gender. We don’t like Troons, they cut their dicks off, they invade women’s rooms like Mexicans are invading the border. Joshua Connor moon, a good friend of mine, will be in charge of the troon extermination squad. He’ll clean house and together we will make America great again.

 

[FinnSven]

but once you wash the hair once or twice,

That can't be the case here, surely?

 

[William Tyndale]

This is sort of related to a tranny L but not completely so do with it what you may. If you enjoy true crime channels here a story of a non binary they/them (who looks pretty ok actually) that got into a relationship with a guy and then stabbed him to death after he broke it off. (She said he tried to rape her)

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m sorry to hear that, and you can rest assured that we’re taking your concerns into consideration, Ms Tightpussy.

Every trans woman is just some cis white guy.

 

[Geraldine]

He did institute a policy that meant that trannies couldn’t just join the military for free surgeries and hormones.

Uh oh. I guess it was genocide after all.

 

[FinnSven]

Only to send them something along the lines of “you got punk’d bro! Hahahahaha” Or maybe if they’re local enough, I’ll tell them to wait on their doorstep so they can witness me drive up, stick my middle finger out, and drive away.

While this isn’t strictly speaking trolling or weening cows in the wild, it’s still in the ballpark, so maybe don’t tell us about it should you do it.
Let other people post the gnashing and reeing.

Also, be careful with the driving up to them, while they hate being clocked, they sure as shit will stalk and harass you if they clock your number plate.

Remember, don’t let things blow back on you.

 

[Pluciferous]

It takes a non-binary person to have the cops detain you on your own property for your misbehavior, and then FOIA the embarrassing police bodycam footage and post it to YouTube.

https://youtu.be/kRMP3wYuIAI

(On the bright side, this non-binary nut is now the Michigan Department of Corrections’ problem. Good luck “correcting” that.)

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Troons are too lazy to do basic hygiene like shower and wash their clothes regularly. The kind of routine needed to take care of dyed hair and keeping it looking nice is out of the question for them.