💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Meriasek said:
Those gym selfies gotta be the most unsettling rape-faces ever.
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He looks incredibly homosexual in them.
Iirc thats also the gym where he used to go to use the sauna. A sauna that happens to be a notorious cruising site for the local gay community.
I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
Pretty obvious why Pat likes to use that sauna.
 
Procrastinhater said:
He looks incredibly homosexual in them.
Iirc thats also the gym where he used to go to use the sauna. A sauna that happens to be a notorious cruising site for the local gay community.
I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
Pretty obvious why Pat likes to use that sauna.
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He doesn’t need to work out.

As he is such a tough guy, he is avoiding working out because otherwise he would unintentionally kill his stalkers should they encounter him in real life.

I bet he is the kind of guy who says that he had to register his fists as lethal weapons.
 
FinnSven said:
He doesn’t need to work out.

As he is such a tough guy, he is avoiding working out because otherwise he would unintentionally kill his stalkers should they encounter him in real life.

I bet he is the kind of guy who says that he had to register his fists as lethal weapons.
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Yes, child, Pat has been in many, many knife fights and is a legitimate bad ass who will feed you your teeth.

Its only a matter of time before his stalkers Enjoy Prison.
Any attempt to leave an unflushed log of shit in his half hovels toilet would be a grave mistake and result in the offending shitter child being restrained, and held immobile with Pats rage erection pressed into the small of their back while they awaited incarceration.

Enjoy Homoeroticism.
Pat. Does.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
I think its clear Pat doesn't go to the gym to use the machines, he has a big fat gut and twig arms that somehow also manage to be flabby.
I think the term is "skinny fat".
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That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
 
Something Awful said:
That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
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I just mean his arms. Pat has incredibly weak looking arms for a man so FAT.
 
Something Awful said:
That must be a first for this thread, calling Rick any kind of skinny. But no, skinny fat is when you don't weigh a lot in absolute terms but are still flabby because you do little to no physical activity. For example:

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Rick is not skinny fat, he's just fat and weak.
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He probably thinks he looks “Farm Strong”.
Like burly and heavy, from doing a lot of heavy lifting and heavy eating.

Problem is, using a fork to shovel fatty food in your mouth doesn’t count as heavy lifting.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
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Simple. We would.
Jeff_the_Thriller said:
Someone in the Trump thread mentioned that 5.56mm has a tendency to arc slightly upward at around 100 yards.
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Either you misunderstood, or he knows as much about guns as Fat rick. Bullets do not rise after leaving the barrell. They drop. However, if you have your scope/sights zeroed in for say 200 yards, and shoot at a target 100 yards away, the bullet will impact above the point you are aiming at. Not because it rose, but because it wont have dropped as much over 100 yards as it would have after 200 yards.

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In addittion, the muzzle of a gun will tend to rise due to the recoil, and its possible if you are limp wristing it, or are firing from a particularly long barrell that that might throw off the trajectory of the bullet. However a bullet will never rise above the level of the barrell. It only drops.
 
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FinnSven said:
I bet he is the kind of guy who says that he had to register his fists as lethal weapons.
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Well, he claimed to have sewed on a man's severed leg using a "basketball needle" and dental floss. Compared with that, claiming to register his hands as lethal weapons is nothing.
 
AprilRains said:
Well, he claimed to have sewed on a man's severed leg using a "basketball needle" and dental floss. Compared with that, claiming to register his hands as lethal weapons is nothing.
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That still amazes me as a claim.

Even if he somehow managed to do that, all it would do is make damn sure that the leg could never be reattached.

It literally would be better for the guy to leave the leg floating in the pool.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
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I would pay to see that fight. The Struggle at the Pigsty.
 
FinnSven said:
That still amazes me as a claim.

Even if he somehow managed to do that, all it would do is make damn sure that the leg could never be reattached.

It literally would be better for the guy to leave the leg floating in the pool.
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For that matter, how in the hell did a man get his leg severed in a damn swimming pool? Did they run a motorboat in it? Was there a chlorine-tolerant shark or crocodile?
 
AprilRains said:
For that matter, how in the hell did a man get his leg severed in a damn swimming pool? Did they run a motorboat in it? Was there a chlorine-tolerant shark or crocodile?
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Patrick was so offensively fat the fellow burst into hysterical laughter so hard that his leg simply fell off.

Which is still more likely than the basketball needle and dental floss sutures.
 
I feel the basketball needles and dental floss and legs are one of those things that should be like prominently featured on the first page. That is so ridiculous. Nobody believes at all, simply that someone can be that stupid and actually able to breathe without mechanical assistance.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
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I actually think Fatrick would win that fight.

Ralph has been decked by a couple of Brummie Chavs, a bunch of pathetic nonces whom the horse lived with, some Portuguese prostitutes, and was given a wonky eye and probably lasting brain damage as a result.

Even if Fatrick has equally poor, at best, fighting skills, tussles like this usually come down to struggling and flailing at each other.
Fatrick lies about his actual height, but is undoubtedly a reasonable measure taller than Ralph.
In terms of physical fitness they are probably comparable, but I would imagine Fatrick weighs a bit more.
Substance abuse is I assume similar when it comes to alcohol, but Ralph smokes cigars and possibly cigarettes, and has several drug habits.

Provided neither of them chicken out at the last second and hopefully they will both have alienated any bystanders enough for them to just stay out of it and not break it up, I think Fatrick would “win” with his reasonable height advantage, his weight advantage if he manages to get on top of Ralph, and a marginal health advantage thanks to Ralph’s substance abuse and previous injuries.

This isn’t an endorsement of Fatrick’s tough guy status.
I really think it will fall down to who has a heart attack or stroke second.
 
Mourning_Cloak said:
Coping and sneeding about Vance incoming.
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Already happened. Here's my favorite copepost:
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Citation needed on that first item. I don't think that's at all true, and it destroys whatever credibility anyone not a BlueAnon would give him on the last claim.
 
AprilRains said:
For that matter, how in the hell did a man get his leg severed in a damn swimming pool? Did they run a motorboat in it? Was there a chlorine-tolerant shark or crocodile?
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How it happened doesn't matter all you need to know is that Patrick never lies, child.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
Here's a hypothetical:

Patrick learns his fellow lolcow and distant pig cousin Ethan Ralph was once on okay terms with Joshua "Null" Moon. He also learns that Ethan is in Milwaukee and visiting Pat's local watering hole. Pat's rage gets the better of him, so he imbibes some liquid courage and waddles over to give Ethan hardest punch his pudgy arm can muster. Ethan Ralph, being an equally drunk, belligerent retard, listens to his gunt and responds in kind. Who would win that fight?
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This post got me thinking about Ralph's "Legal Dicksucker" promo and now I really want to see him cut a promo about Rick.
 
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