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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Judas Connor Moon said:
>Real life is better than Grey's Anatomy.

Yeah, no shit Jack. Life is unexpected and Grey's Anatomy is a shitty melodrama written for women. Jack Jr. please push this man down the stairs again.
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That was Garrett the half Jewish kid that Jack choked out (before the good lord took his choking hand in comedic reprisal ) Garrett is living his best life in Thailand smoking hash, fucking ladyboys, and sweating out a weekly goonsesh at the gym. He’s definitely not going to bother coming back to put his asshole pops out of his misery. He’s happy to simply live life well while Jack suffers


Jack Junior is Tammy’s gay useless kid that never leaves the house anymore. He wouldn’t push Jack down the stairs because he used all of his strength to punch walls when he loses to 6 year olds in video games
 
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I know I'm late here, and being nitpicky, but "Giveme Entertainment"...is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Yes, I understand it's connection to the rest of his dumb endeavors/tax scams but "Give me X" means the speaker is requesting X, in this case entertainment. But shouldn't the speaker be PROVIDING entertainment to the audience? I mean, yes, Jack provides entertainment in a sense, just not the kind he thinks but still it's dumb and makes no sense.

Also, I was 100% certain Jack would be all in on the truly retarded Trump conspiracies but I didn't foresee him blaming Obama. Truly exceptional.
 
SteveGoatman said:
I know I'm late here, and being nitpicky, but "Giveme Entertainment"...is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Yes, I understand it's connection to the rest of his dumb endeavors/tax scams but "Give me X" means the speaker is requesting X, in this case entertainment. But shouldn't the speaker be PROVIDING entertainment to the audience? I mean, yes, Jack provides entertainment in a sense, just not the kind he thinks but still it's dumb and makes no sense.

Also, I was 100% certain Jack would be all in on the truly retarded Trump conspiracies but I didn't foresee him blaming Obama. Truly exceptional.
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You're not wrong about the "Give Me" name that he's so attached to. It makes no sense from a consumer or b2b perspective, but it makes sense in Fatty's narcissistic brain. It's practically a means of self-reporting that it's all a fraud if you put any thought into it.
 
Clearly a true carnivore

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SteveGoatman said:
Also, I was 100% certain Jack would be all in on the truly retarded Trump conspiracies but I didn't foresee him blaming Obama. Truly exceptional.
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It's a thing in right-wing circles that Obama is responsible for all the bad in the US and is secretly running things because Joe is too senile to do anything about it.

Doctor of Autism said:
Clearly a true carnivore

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Why is he still continuing this carnivore larp? He hasn't lost any real weight considering it's been 7 months since he started meaning he's gorging on fat and calories which isn't helping or he's secretly eating carbs.

Who am I kidding. He's doing both.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
Why is he still continuing this carnivore larp? He hasn't lost any real weight considering it's been 7 months since he started meaning he's gorging on fat and calories which isn't helping or he's secretly eating carbs.

Who am I kidding. He's doing both.
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Its really dumb of Jack to keep pretending when he keeps drooling over fast food restaurants that have carbs as essential part of their meals. He honestly should've gone back to pretending to be on Keto.
 
SteveGoatman said:
I know I'm late here, and being nitpicky, but "Giveme Entertainment"...is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard. Yes, I understand it's connection to the rest of his dumb endeavors/tax scams but "Give me X" means the speaker is requesting X, in this case entertainment.
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I just want to know what happened to TJ Services. They've got so many LLCs it's like Hillbilly Enron.
 
Doctor of Autism said:
Its really dumb of Jack to keep pretending when he keeps drooling over fast food restaurants that have carbs as essential part of their meals. He honestly should've gone back to pretending to be on Keto.
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He should just say he's "calorie counting", then he can gorge all he wants and just lie about it. That would be admitting that carnivore diet wasn't the magical pill he claimed it was though and we all know fatty can't admit to being wrong (even though he's very frequently wrong)
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
(even though he's very frequently wrong)
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Even though Fatty very occasionally has a correct end-thought, prob six times in his entire life, they were always for the wrong reasons. You may be more generous than me, but I still count that as being wrong. It's like bullshitting your way through an algebra test when you barely know even more basic concepts like fractions and accidentally getting that the correct answer.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
It's a thing in right-wing circles that Obama is responsible for all the bad in the US and is secretly running things because Joe is too senile to do anything about it.


Why is he still continuing this carnivore larp? He hasn't lost any real weight considering it's been 7 months since he started meaning he's gorging on fat and calories which isn't helping or he's secretly eating carbs.

Who am I kidding. He's doing both.
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He hasn't lost any weight. 5-10 pounds for someone his size is a big shit, not a diet.
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
I wish. The only thing funnier than Jacks Carnie arc would be a Jack intermittent fasting arc - its the next step on the "actually has merits but retards think its a magic cure-all" diet path that Keto and Carnie set him down.
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I mean after that recent Subway video we all knew that he ate all that leftover up anyway after the Camera got turned off.
 
Kuritan Deplorable said:
I wish. The only thing funnier than Jacks Carnie arc would be a Jack intermittent fasting arc - its the next step on the "actually has merits but retards think its a magic cure-all" diet path that Keto and Carnie set him down.
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I want to hear Jack scream bloody murder that he's going to die from hunger the first time he went a full hour of being awake without shoving slop into his facehole. But he'd certainly 'lean' intermittent and tally up the time in-between bites of food to make the 16 hours/day total.
 
Super Hans v2 said:
I want to hear Jack scream bloody murder that he's going to die from hunger the first time he went a full hour of being awake without shoving slop into his facehole. But he'd certainly 'lean' intermittent and tally up the time in-between bites of food to make the 16 hours/day total.
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And then he'd cope on facebook that he's totally doing rolling 72's like this one youtuber suggests for the morbidly obese, and you're all stupid for not believing him. He even read that something under 50 cals doesn't usually break a fast, so he sliced his snacks up really small and he's pretty sure each bite was less than 50.
 
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