"How much for the play button?"
- Wings of actual literal redemption
Someone should go back in time and tell Kyle from FPSRussia that the actual solution to Wings' pathetic state is to find someone even more pathetic than him (Boogie) and beat them up. Against all odds, Wings has been, dare I say,
kingly ever since he beat the shit out of Boogie. "He throws hands like he throws controllers." Mind you, Wings has gone from a 2/10 to 4/10 more like, but still,
quite the improvement.
Boogies first girlfriend abused him, she would punch and hit him and he would restrain her against a wall - im assuming this is Denice - the black girlfriend "and now she's dead, fuck her" but also "she was my best friend i ever had".
My reaction to this was: FUCKING
HOW!? Boogie! You're a fat fuck. You've
always been a fat fuck. How can she physically hurt you? You're twice her size.
Does she punch you? Nigger your lard is like kevlar.
Does she twist your dick? Nigger she can't
find your dick. Fuck out of here with that bullshit. WOMEN DON'T PHYSICALLY ABUSE MEN, THEY PSYCHOLOGICALLY ABUSE THEM. "Restrained me against a wall." LEAN FORWARD NIGGER, LEAN. All 200 plus pounds of your bitch ass.
Give me my fucking top hats. Fuck you, I'll give myself one:

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Give me a hat for my hat niggers! I'm genuinely fucking mad listening to this stream. This fat nigger is gonna "sell his house" and do what? Go destitute? He can't show a single
ounce of proof because muh "privacy". NIGGER, IT'S DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL AND YOU'VE DONE ALL THE FUCKING TELLING SO NOW PEOPLE ARE ASKING. He's just gonna
leave the Internet. I normally wouldn't care, but what about Dezi? Boogie, Dezi is practically your wife. I know you're not used to being a man, but:
a man provides. What'cha gonna do for money? You're gonna whore her out? You despicable piece of trash. You 'ought to be put into the fucking oven. They 'ought use your lard to grease pans you lying scumbag. And A ROOMMATE!? Are you some fucking cuckold? Real haram hours 'lemme tell you.
But you know what
really angers me? What
really puts out the fatwa on his sorry ass? His
passive aggressive retorts and spurts as Wings, Keem and Metokur are putting the heat on him. I can't fucking stand it. And then when he gets angry, it's like a hearing a terrier. It's all yap yap and no woof woof. He's so soft and holier-than-thou with his tone. He always does this. I remember that time he bent over to Anita Sarkeesian when she confronted him. He's always "Oh woe is me. Oh poor old me. I'm just a fuck up. I'm just a wee wanker." FUCK OFF. You lay on the ground like a bitch, someone 'oughta beat your ass, bruise you into the fucking blue man group. Hell Boogie, then you will
actually be sick and close to death! IMAGINE THE GRIFT.
Now, I liked Wings putting kill shots on Boogie. I liked having the Keem that would call people nigger back on stream. I liked having Metokur on. This stream was a callback to the IBS (Internet Blood Sports not the other one) days. Almost makes me miss it. Sitting back and thinking about it, what I dettest more than anything is Dezi's involvement. Boogie can have one for him and one for his hooker however much he wants, but it doesn't sit right with me that a young woman is involved in all this bullshit. It's similar to how with Ethan Ralph, by himself, he's just a laugh, fearing and loathing in the Yucatán; but then a wife and child get involved and suddenly it feels wrong and sinister.
Also,
fuck you Boogie for making me like Ethan Ralph. You know what Ralph would say? "NiG- nIk ReKeItA said I cOuLD fake my cancer
bish - wHat Do yoU thInK abOuT that?" Hell, let's get Ralph to beat up Boogie. Looking at Wings, it might
actually turn his life around! Boogie could even use that! "I'm a fat, pathetic, jive-ass NIGGER who gets beat up for charity! Aren't I just
wonderful!" WHAT A FUCKING JOKE.