💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

Or I'm too hungover and fucked up my omelette but don't want to waste the eggs entirely.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

I was waiting to see how Fatrick would both demand people vote for Biden to "save democracy" and to shit on the US for being evil because there is no disconnect with people like him.

 

[break these cuffs]

More alleged furniture theft from Fatrick

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It's a good thing neither of them have jobs to go to or friends to visit or they might not be home when this happens.

 

[Plum Smuggler]

It's a good thing neither of them have jobs to go to or friends to visit or they might not be home when this happens.

I wonder how long Pat watches on camera before doing something? He probably is alerted right away but allows the guys to load up and get on the road before doing anything.

 

[Harm]

Anyone eating scrambled eggs is either a child or at a hotel breakfast buffet while on vacation.

Scrambled eggs make it easy to consume numerous eggs in a shorter duration, especially if you make them light and fluffy. People who lift weights daily and need to down a bunch of eggs for the protein prefer it for that reason.

However, once they put ketchup on their scrambled eggs then they're firmly in toddler diet territory. Never understood that bullshit and I will absolutely judge people who do that.

THREAD TAX: Hamlinson is the kind of dude who'd claim he only eats eggs benedict, but secretly eats scrambled eggs covered in the most sugar filled ketchup he can get his hooves on.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

lol that's literally a bit from Trailer Park Boys, you bring furniture to the curb then it's garbage and up for grabs.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Every time I see Fatrick’s back yard, I am baffled that he doesn’t turn that car port into a garage. It’s not like he used the space for the other half of the hovel, and having more visual space cut off would absolutely dissuade events like this (maybe not entirely but definitely more so than the current situation). It would also serve to help protect the motorbikes and rustang he is so adamant he cares for.

Easy answer? He can’t afford it.

He probably couldn’t even afford the proper permits let alone the contractor costs.

 

[FinnSven]

lol that's literally a bit from Trailer Park Boys, you bring furniture to the curb then it's garbage and up for grabs.

Perhaps the pests could spread rumors that fat has a hash driveway?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I was waiting to see how Fatrixk would both demand people vote for Biden to "save democracy" and to shit on the US for being evil because there is no disconnect with people like him.

I'm sorry, but if the "wrong" candidate out of TWO wins will 'end democracy' then democracy sucks donkey balls and needs to be taken out back behind the woodshed.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

His desperation is showing: It's only summer and he knows he already lost the coveted Lolcow of the Year award to that stalker child, Nick Rekieta who enjoyed prison.

Sektur drama really has killed this site I see

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Perhaps the pests could spread rumors that fat has a hash driveway?

Do yourself a favor and make sure you got your nine cans of ravioli well hidden less they become nine empty cans of ravioli case you know the first three don't count and a couple get lost in the fire.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Sektur drama really has killed this site I see

wrong as always, stalker. enjoy prison.

 

[Thé au lait]

Ugh, I hate reruns. Hopefully the new season starts soon and there's fresh content again.

To be fair, it's better to get a rerun of something funny than even more reruns of "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

That's just a sore spot for him, okay?
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I’m starting to believe that his Mustang was originally a V8, but he just ate two of the cylinders sometime between 2012 and 2016. It’d explain a number of things.

His desperation is showing: It's only summer and he knows he already lost the coveted Lolcow of the Year award to that stalker child, Nick Rekieta who enjoyed prison.

Stealing his own chairs isn’t going to cut it anymore. If he somehow manages to steal his own motorcycle, however…

 

[John_Smith]

Piggy can improve his LOtY chances. He can get his fatass arrested while *protesting* at the Republican National Convention in a few days, 15 July-18 July. An intrepid Pest can get the mugshot. let's hope it features a black eye like Rekk'ed My Life-A's, and Piggy's pink "I'm here to Welp" t-shirt, or the "only you can fight fascists t-shirt". Piggy may even violently resist arrest. We know he's capable of it. Once he hits a Cop -- the other sort of pig -- things get interesting.

Piggy planned to rebuild the garage, however,but he spent the money Nikki spent the money paying off Quasi. The foundation walls look in shitty shape. Probably need to be demolished and repoured/rebuilt. I'm certain it could have been done for less than ~$83K. His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.

 

[Post Reply]

To be fair, it's better to get a rerun of something funny than even more reruns of "This is why your life is already over, stalker. Enjoy prison."

Speaking of, here are some reruns from 2020, back when ol' Patty considered Joe a "transitional candidate" whose only purpose was to get elected then hand over power to a "young and diverse" Kopmala.


I suspect Patrick still feels an "enormous" swell of relief in his pants whenever Joe shows up on TV.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

His houses foundation looks like it needs work too. Now that will be expensive and unavoidable.

It looks like it is the cream city brick. This brick is SO bad that the mortar usually is more solid than the brick. Any of the brick below ground is trashed. But under the idea of if you aren't touching it you don't need to repair Milwaukee DNS won't make him repair it.

Past approved "repair" in Milwaukee is to jack up the building and lay down new cinderblock.

 

[ForTheHoard]

I asked ChatGPT to roast Pat in the style of different comedians. Some of them were kind of funny. It's more fun when you read it in their voice.

Spoiler: Jokes

Bill Hicks

Katt Williams

Jeff Foxworthy

Jerry Seinfeld

Norm Macdonald

Richard Pryor

Rodney Dangerfield

Rosanne Barr

Don Rickles

Dennis Miller

Andy Kaufman

Lewis Black

Colin Quinn

Bobcat Goldthwaite

Dave Attell

Pat Cooper

Rich Vos

David Cross

Andrew Dice Clay

Louis CK

Gallagher

 

[Plum Smuggler]

How to win friends & influence people.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

One person has citations and Patrick, with his 1.2 GPA doesn't understand that that's considered "facts". Patrick on the other hand hasn't brought any of his own to these discussions which in reality is just Patrick flailing and coping. He's going to be known as 'that guy" on X during this election with the rate he's going.

Just noticed after rewatching the Acolyte and taking notes on everything it breaks that in the first episode when Osha is in prison one of the prisoners that's fat and looks like a fat whale creature thing tells her to "Enjoy Prison". No wonder Patrick likes the series. They did his bit.