💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Man I love Pat. "Democrats with unlimited power would give us all infinite free ice cream but the Republicans would KILL EVERYONE" is peak votercattle brainrot.

Pat is truly one of the last of a dying breed. Those guys who would be belligerent (one might even say toxically masculine) assholes in the service of progressive/liberal politics from the Bush/early Obama years ("If you don't think gay people should get married then FUCK YOU"). Once the IdPol psyop infected the left, guys like this either sat in their cuck chairs and shut up, moved towards the center/right, or went trans because of their porn addiction-induced AGP.

But not Pat. He has the standard-issue Trump Derangement Syndrome and his "beliefs" are more or less current ("if you don't think 3 year olds can be trans then FUCK YOU"), but his presentation and style of posting is straight out of 2011. Kinda gets me a little nostalgic, actually.
 
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Patrick is now interested in the UK election. He still stucked in 2016, because it's almost impossible for the UK to return to the EU.

But I guess such a "well informed" American like Rick couldn't know everything.
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Drama Trauma said:
Patrick is now interested in the UK election. He still stucked in 2016, because it's almost impossible for the UK to return to the EU.

But I guess such a "well informed" American like Rick couldn't know everything.
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To be fair to him, it’s possible to have another referendum on the subject of rejoining the EU.

However that won’t mean automatic entry if it is successful.
 
Drama Trauma said:
Patrick is now interested in the UK election. He still stucked in 2016, because it's almost impossible for the UK to return to the EU.

But I guess such a "well informed" American like Rick couldn't know everything.
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I honestly don't know what's funnier. The fact that in the hour and a half that tweet's been up it's only gotten one reply, or the fact that said reply is retarded.
 
Maude Snew said:
Or his face is a crime against anybody who has the ability to see visible light.
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True but incomplete, fellow felon; Pat's hideousness is perfectly capable of haunting you throughout the electromagnetic spectrum. Can you imagine the horror of, while testing your brand new night vision goggles in Wisconsin's urban centers, seeing a pig/man hybrid scuttling in the night? Of witnessing an angry, muttering, pale mass of flab that should not be, stalking and engulfing urban youths within its folds, only to gleefully jump into a pile of mobile rust and peel off, leaving nothing but a faint dusting of salt and spices? Enjoy infrared, stalker.
 
FinnSven said:
To be fair to him, it’s possible to have another referendum on the subject of rejoining the EU.

However that won’t mean automatic entry if it is successful.
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Even if they did want to rejoin, it would have to be unanimously approved by every current member state, which seems rather unlikely anytime soon. For obvious reasons the EU is not interested in demonstrating that you can just exit or enter based on the results of every election.

It's surprising to see Rick admit ignorance on the matter, previously he has claimed various retarded things about Brexit with complete confidence. Mainly that it was orchestrated by Putin, since that fits in with his cartoon worldview of a master villain responsible for all the bad things in the world.

Oh, and this:

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Really hope that book comes out soon, it sounds so hilarious already.
 
Face the thing that should not be. His name should be stealthyhetero, because no one would watch his mannerisms and think he's straight. Assuming he actually is primarily hetero, a dubious proposition. Call him a homo and watch him do that eye pop and eyeball roll thing. Maybe while flamboyantly snapping his fingers or slapping his ass for emphasis or stumping those pig hooves in exasperation. "Why does everyone think Pat is a homogay? Why, why, why?!?!?"

Related videos:
 
Maude Snew said:
Or someone trying to learn how to make a proper Omelette. That shit is not as easy as it looks.
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Took me almost two months to make a Japanese omelette and that's after I got all the right pans and stuff. Luckily that was when eggs were dirt cheap for a dozen eggs. I'd hate to try it now. Not sure what Patrick was eating but it didn't look like food to me. I sure as fuck wouldn't use chives or any herb from his "garden". I don't want to be poisoned. His vehicles are parked right there so they're absorbing all of that exhaust.
 
Trying to make an omelette in a cast iron pan is an exercise in patience and understanding because the damn pan doesn’t react quickly to temp changes.

Unlike fats, who believes in climate change because even a degree difference between inside and out makes him drenched like he walked into a monsoon.

Enjoy pigsweat, stalker.
 
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me. I sure as fuck wouldn't use chives or any herb from his "garden". I don't want to be poisoned. His vehicles are parked right there so they're absorbing all of that exhaust.
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Not to mention the thrice daily bum piss showers.

He eats like the fat rube he is. What makes his food posts so funny is that he thinks there’s something aspirational about what he cooks. Pat is literally delusional.

I’m just sad he didn’t style the photos with props as he sometimes does. Last time he had something vaguely Hawaiian, he laid some cheap tourist nut necklace around the plate like he was styling a photoshoot for Gourmet magazine. Yes, a necklace made out of nuts. Not to be confused with the nut (milk) necklaces Pat gets from his Grindr hookups.
 
Judge Holden said:
From seethe to cope, the pig dances like a ballerina made of Crisco
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Oh good, I miss the days of UnskewedPolls. MAGA never really latched onto it other than vague talking about a silent majority.

Because Rick made an actual quantitative prediction, I want to give him more attention that he's worth and point out that he's saying this 7-10 point advantage has manifested in the last four years because this is what the 2020 polls looked like:
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Biden was +4.5 in the end. So Jennifer's really saying that Biden has gained 10-13 points over the last four years because those polls were +3 D oversampled against the actual result.

But the other thing we can do is actually look at this years polls GOING BACK because Biden more or less led the head-to-heads until this year:
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Patirck says a tied poll is 7-10 points for Biden. So Biden was really up 9-11 (yikes) points back a year ago and now is only up 3 points. So Biden has lost at least 6 points in just a year despite his 10-13 point advantage he's built over 2020. And he only won 2020 by 4.5 points so really we should say that Biden's lost more like 15 points in just four years against the guy he beat last time!

Biden is so great and beloved that he's targeting having lost Reagan's margin over Mondale and still going to beat Trump and his 34 felonious felonies, so don't worry! Enjoy prison!
 
I'm just questioning myself, at what point should I feel bad for Fat? I mean, he's a fucking asshole, narcissistic, delusional, and a total Karen who threatens everybody with "stalker prison, child".

But this Biden shit seems like it's no way to live. His terminally online ass MUST be doomscrolling every journo outlet every second of the day, and since he's emotionally and intellectually a tard it's a sisyphean task for him to actually even understand what's going on, which should be pretty simple to the disaffected, non-redditor onlooker:

  • the Ds will quietly retire Biden
or
  • They have sold their entire voter base, including Fat, down the river because it's better for them to let Trump win now, fuck it up himself because he's also old, and then have an internal civil war for 4 years to decide which oligarchs are going to carry the D torch into the next generation. They've pretty much done that to Clinton.

Imagine being that obsessed with politicians who may care so little about you and your nation that they'd actually give the keys to a wigger felon so he can fuck it up now, and then they can try later without either putting another politician forward to be grilled or give them power over the party overnight. So that you defend the obviously quixotic mental acuity of a senile old man to the point of actual delusion. Idk, that shit is depressing to think about.
 
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Really hope that book comes out soon, it sounds so hilarious already.
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As far as people can gather from his fat tweets about it, he is trying to get a publisher to take it.

This is a tremendously bad sign.
As he is published already, he should have an easier time getting anything else published.

If it’s not getting picked up, either it’s shit, most likely, or his reputation is preceding him and publishers want fuck all to do with him, which is slightly less but still very likely.

He could go the self publishing route and as an established author he will find it easier than most self published authors to get booksellers to take it, but his ego won’t allow that.
 
Ok i'm pretty sure that Luma AI thing is just fuckin with me now. I fed this pic of fatrick with the prompt "a fat man eats meatloaf" into the generator....
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....and this is what it produced
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I mean....at the very least it generated the unwellington correctly which is something
 
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