💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Falcon Sebben]

He'll credit the weight loss from the parasites to Cornivooor finally kicking in after 7+ months.

A guy like him might actually benefit from getting a tapeworm. I mean it can't do much more harm than he's already willingly done to his body.

 

[AltisticRight]

He can lose 25lbs by putting down that Ziploc bag of gross shredded fake cheese.

 

[ZipDisk]

Rob did have his son on his show, they had a flight of beers, and it was a good day.

(I've never had Twinkies, we don't have them here).

And you never will. It's a resurrected brand, and none of the neo hostess shit tastes remotely like it did before.
I used to eat a hostess cake on a road trip to get a little energy boost, but now I won't.

As to it being crap for obese people... yeah? Cake was never meant to be a healthy snack.

I can imagine what this neo-cherry twinkie tastes like without buying it, not gud.

 

[p1138]

He can lose 25lbs by putting down that Ziploc bag of gross shredded fake cheese.

Are you kidding? The sawdust to keep it from clumping is likely the only sort of fiber he can get to keep him from being constipated due to all of the meat. If anything he'd gain weight, although Tammy might lose a few pounds during the work of having to deal with that.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

A guy like him might actually benefit from getting a tapeworm. I mean it can't do much more harm than he's already willingly done to his body.

Tapeworm would have a stroke too.

 

[densedance]

Ever read the ingredients of maraschino cherries? There's not much natural about them either. I mean yes, theoretically, it's a cherry, but there's not much left of it by the time they get done pumping it full of artificial.

Had this topic in Culinary School. It's crazy, yes, those are Cherries. But they literally get bleached into oblivion (they turn literally Albino), then getting another chemical water bad to get rid of the acid & then get that colour with something that is considered questionable healthwise. It's called Erythrosin if I remember it correctly.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Had this topic in Culinary School. It's crazy, yes, those are Cherries. But they literally get bleached into oblivion (they turn literally Albino), then getting another chemical water bad to get rid of the acid & then get that colour with something that is considered questionable healthwise. It's called Erythrosin if I remember it correctly.

Yeah, erythrosine (red #3) is banned in many countries, with an EU exception for its use in cocktail cherries. Red #40 is commonly used instead though, even in countries like the US where red #3 is legal.

The dye isn't the only artificial ingredient in those cherries, though. You're not even tasting a real cherry. Chemists have come up with a whole cocktail of different compounds that they combine to make stuff taste like cherries.

 

[Bassomatic]

Im not at home but there's these delicious and pricy cherries soaked in luxardo a cherry liquor. You will never go back. Only thing is being booze laden you won't feel one but I'd still shy giving to kids.

You can get those gross ones at the dollar store I think a little jar about same size was 11?

I'm looking forward and already upset if Jack does exotic meat. While not exotic who can forget the classic bison burger? Back when he was functioning mostly.

I'm looking forward to reading his retard theories on the POTUS debate . Not looking forward to his faggot bitmoji tho. God that thing makes me angry.

 

[D_Tractor]

Erythrosin

California just banned it last year.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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[General Emílio Médici]

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Jack could learn a thing or two from Biden. Like actually trying to follow what your doctors and nurses tell you about your health.

 

[Bassomatic]

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Do what Jack does when Oreos are in the house.

Clear cookies.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Like actually trying to follow what your doctors and nurses tell you about your health.

Why would he when GOD saved him and healed from the strokes and shit. Seriously, it still annoys me that he said god saved him while he bashes doctors and nurses. At this point, I think his doctors are just trying to stop god from taking him. Give it up, guys. It’s not worth protecting him anymore

 

[Kosher Salt]

Jack could learn a thing or two from Biden. Like actually trying to follow what your doctors and nurses tell you about your health.

If Jack's doctors had him on the sort of drugs they're putting Biden on to make him look alert, he'd probably actually lose weight.

 

[Bassomatic]

Why would he when GOD saved him and healed from the strokes and shit. Seriously, it still annoys me that he said god saved him while he bashes doctors and nurses. At this point, I think his doctors are just trying to stop god from taking him. Give it up, guys. It’s not worth protecting him anymore

Jack's putting those doctors kids thru law school, dude legitimately the meme of boomer drain.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

The new cabinets are all ready for their bows in December!

That cheap crooked cabinetry will have those ugly bows on them the day after fucking Halloween

 

[densedance]

 

[Shartavius]

Oh, boy. New A-log posts about Rob incoming.

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Josh disabled it during a tantrum. Rather than clicking the alert menu (bell), click your username to the left of it and then "reactions received." Josh has further sabotaged that by setting the reaction tallies to exaggerated numbers.

 

[Tiresome]

He says shit like this, but you can guarantee his brain shorts out the first minute of the debate trying to process what's being said.

He has no intention of watching it, he'll wait to swallow whatever his right wing news apps tell him happened in the morning.

That and they taste nasty. Never understood the appeal they have.

There are two kinds of maraschino cherries, the kind that are flavored with straight sugar so they taste like candy and the ones flavored like bitter almonds so they taste like shit. You'll find the latter at the cheaper ice cream parlors.

 

[Andoxico]

A tale in two pictures:


Fatty can't even be bothered to take a picture of the delivered appliances or the apparently busted up oven. How would someone even manage to break an oven made of metal without obvious damage to the packaging? I hope they opened it to check which appliance was broken and Samsung refuses to replace it because the package was opened