💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Apropos of precisely nothing, I really wish I could be a fly on the wall at the HQ of Balldo, Inc. The debates on "All publicity is good publicity" going on there must be intense.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Apropos of precisely nothing, I really wish I could be a fly on the wall at the HQ of Balldo, Inc. The debates on "All publicity is good publicity" going on there must be intense.
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I have a feeling shit is more boring than we think. You probably have Nicky, Hole 1 and Hole 2 all gathered around the snorting mirror. Nicky muttering to himself about how he will see this through while scratching himself bare and jittering while aforementioned holes go between episodes of coke fueled giggles and coke deficiency generated paranoia.
 
Null said:
Brief update regarding the Bodycam Footage FOIA:
  • Kandiyohi is communicative.
  • Our request asks for a variety of information related to the arrest ("Data") and the bodycam footage ("Footage").
  • They have requested, and confirmed receipt, for money related to the Data ($25).
  • They have received our request for the Footage but have not asked for payment for it yet.
  • Old Glory Alliance has paid out the money from the Crowdfund, minus a temporary sum for chargeback protection.

So the request is in the bowels of the beast and being processed but it's probably going to take longer than expected.
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Nick, You know that part of being arrested where your asshole tightens up because you're fucked.
That's going to happen again soon
 
I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.
 
Gorbus said:
The guy had five kids to use as a status symbol, publicly shit talked his wife for the toll that took on her body, talks openly and at length about resenting them on livestream, neglected them to the point they were starving and filthy, associates with and speaks with admiration of open pedophiles and sex abusers, and has phineas gage'd the little remaining conscience right out of his skull with continuous drug and alcohol abuse.
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More than a status symbol, he farmed kids to get a bigger share of the trust fund then treated them like shit. He literally used his wife as a broodmare for money since he couldn't earn money himself. The only time he ever made any real money on his own was by getting lucky and having a bunch of retards throw it at him.
 
Truly Rural said:
On the other hand kids of parents that love each other don't have doubts about whether their mom and dad "like" each other. They know they love each other because they are witnessing the affection between them daily, and not because they have confirmation parents are "still doing it"
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There's this mental problem some people have where they can't pick up on social cues.
 
I want the to go to trial so bad just imagine “your honor the state would like to enter the balldo as state exhibit A”
 
Sock Cucker said:
oldest son had a lot to say, mostly as payback for the years of abuse from his father and the thought it was the Christian thing to do (tell the truth).
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The Christian thing to do, so to speak?

Sock Cucker said:
She went to college as a cheerleader and quit when she found a dweeb with family money.
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IIRC she did actually complete a degree in Early Childhood Education or some shit. Maybe she didn't finish, but I thought she had.

RodgerDodger said:
He had to bang dad's Fag Hag and didn't even get any cocaine for his troubles? What a jip!
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Spell it "gyp" so it retains the full offensive quality of its etymology.

John Andrews Stan said:
I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.
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That stuff is bullshit but that doesn't mean you're wrong. They are very entertaining and I would love to see this.
 
AnOminous said:
More than a status symbol, he farmed kids to get a bigger share of the trust fund then treated them like shit. He literally used his wife as a broodmare for money since he couldn't earn money himself. The only time he ever made any real money on his own was by getting lucky and having a bunch of retards throw it at him.
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Shit, I didn't know that about the trust. It just gets worse and worse. It's just so profane, and such a betrayal of the most basic bonds of humanity. And he knew, on some level, that those bonds were sacred, because he used them to grift people. He dangled the dream of a large, happy family (something most people are priced out of these days) in front of his audience, because he knew how much that idea meant to them.

He didn't even need to do any of it. He never needed the extra money. He could have had the life he wanted right from the start, and I'm not sure why he didn't. Was it just that it would be insulting to his ego to admit he was a kept manchild, or was it that he was too much of a coward to push back against his parents till he was in his fucking 40s?
 
John Andrews Stan said:
I would love for the Behavior Panel guys to do a livestream evaluating Nick’s most recent BS sessions. There’s a good chance they’d break new records for superchats if they did.
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I feel like Dr. Todd Grande would do an excellent video on Nick's most recent streams. I dunno if Nick is big enough though, and there a shitton of backstory he'd have to learn to really do it justice, but I believe he does take requests.
 
parsnip said:
I worked with schizophrenic patients for years and I always thought someone should borrow their ideas and write the greatest sci-fi novel ever. They're really interesting people a lot of the time.
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My experience with schizophrenic patients are the same. They hallucinate some brilliant cultural and religious stories sometimes.
I always thought that if one day I went mad, my hallucinations would never be as entertaining as theirs.
A strange thing to reflect on actually..... But you know, if you gaze long into an abyss [...]
 
If Juju the Cow is in the Satanic Illuminati or whatever I dunno that we have a lot to fear from them as a whole. Juju sank in an industry where fucking Burt Kreischer swims.
 
Strix454 said:
What Kino Casino has said based on the clip I saw is that they got a DM from someone unnamed that something terrible is going to drop about Nick in the next few days. They didn't say that they had the info. They didn't say that they were dropping the info themselves.

So they are in a situation where they have promised nothing other than to take credit for something that potentially might happen that will be done by someone else. Given that they have committed to do nothing personally and its entirely vague what they are talking about, it doesn't seem to mean much.
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They said that it was "someone close [to Rekeita], someone who would know", and also "I'm not going to put anything out there, they will drop it, I don't even know if it's true".

So it seems like they aren't even convinced themselves, but either way they're going to let the alleged "close" person they were in contact with drop the info themselves.
 
The other thing that Kino Casino could be talking about could be is the past-rumored bunch of women telling stories about how Nick creeped on them. I could believe they had a story like that and a source close to Nick more for something like that than for child abuse.
 
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