💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Sometime in 2025

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  • Sometime in 2026

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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For as someone as terminally online as Jack is, you'd think that he'd be aware of how faggy people always look when making those faces. He has at least some social awareness, he's not Jr throwing around the nigger word despite holding the same opinion.
 
Whaler said:
How do I know Robs wife is an adult with the ability to make her own decisions? Simple, just a quick look at how they (Rob and her) interact with each other and how fine she is to appear in videos. If you don't like Rob and the Farms, and you take that much umbrage with people making jokes about Jack and his family, maybe you should go hang out somewhere else. This fucking idea that grown women are incapable of making their own choices and having their own agency seems to be a growing trend in few Lolcow circles and I would like to know why that is.
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Nah, instead of 2 grown retired adults who go travelling a lot and can meet with Fatty for a laugh as a side trip for a day or two it has to be some weird coercion by Rob. I'd be willing to bet that since Rob isn't psychotic that he does things Patty wants to do off camera.

How does it go? "tell us you've never seen or experienced a healthy relationship without telling us you've never seen or experienced a healthy relationship"? Is that you Junior? Don't you have gamer words to be yelling while your father is filming?
 
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Puggers said:
This @Fub guy is a real faggot. Just ignore him.

In other news, Jack is unironically using soyjacks again. Here's his latest.
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Jack is the kind of person who should get a pneumococcal vaccine (which has been around for decades) given the fact he's a 3-5x stroke survivor

Psyduck said:
Dont have a strong opinion about Rob myself, but sometimes i do get those "If you have to say that you're better than someone..." Aloggy vibes from him.

At least he's not trying to become a protagonist in Jack's world like so many orbiters try to around other cows. I like my milk as pure and untouched as can
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I want to be like Rob when I am retired and entertain myself by trolling fat retards like Jack
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
Jack is the kind of person who should get a pneumococcal vaccine (which has been around for decades) given the fact he's a 3-5x stroke survivor


I want to be like Rob when I am retired and entertain myself by trolling fat retards like Jack
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And, in the chance his ignorant conspiratard beliefs turn out to be correct, he should still get it and then die.
 
Fub said:
Do patty and rob have any kids 🤔
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So apparently he's got at least one son, and 2 grandkids, and when it came up for some channel giving away a grill he nominated them instead of himself. Considering his own age, and that the one kid we know about is a grown ass adult who doesn't need to live at home with his parents, he doesn't have much of a reason to appear in Rob's content. Unlike Junior who is a fucking failure, and needs to live with his parents while being a married man, and doesn't actually appear capable of really assisting with his cripple of a father, leaving that up to his mother instead so he can sit around and play video games while his wife gets roped into appearing in Fatty's videos.

Did your question actually have a point? Because if not, it simply pointed out how much more ridiculous the discrepancy is between the Milanowski family, and the dysfunctional Scalfani household.
 
Fub said:
Thanks. If he's smart this will creep him out enough he'll stop trying to play footsie with you guys.
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Yes, he'll be creeped out that someone spent less than 60 seconds looking at his twitter/x/whatever account that he posted publicly to. Oh no.

Junior, shouldn't you be maybe helping wipe your father's ass instead of having your wife do it? It's great that you've found time to get away from calling people niggers on xbox while your father is trying to film a video where he ruins food, but maybe you've got more important things to be doing?
 
Fub said:
How do you know this exactly? "So honey I found this dumb disabled guy on youtube that has delusions he's a famous chef and for months I've been pretending to like him while flashing knowing glances at a forum that calls his family a pack of fat retards and calls his son a faggot pedophile, isn't that a riot? You want to drive hours to go meet them with me?"
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Is it possible you can be a little less of a nigger faggot?

p1138 said:
Did your question actually have a point?
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No. But he thinks he's being clever right now.

p1138 said:
Junior, shouldn't you be maybe helping wipe your father's ass instead of having your wife do it? It's great that you've found time to get away from calling people niggers on xbox while your father is trying to film a video where he ruins food, but maybe you've got more important things to be doing?
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The more time he spends here the less time he has to groom underage boys like the massive pedo-faggot he is.
 
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