US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

So now that Trump has won, what do you guys think are the reasons why he won?

Liberals are faggots and couldn't deliver when pushed to actually explain why the country is in horrible shape.

 

[ObeseScreamingBlackMan]

I voted for $hillary, but unlike her I can accept defeat. GG, Trump.

A song for all the disenfranchised voters who won this election for him.

 

[Male Idiot]

FUCK YEAH! America wins again!

Now here comes my promised bet apology. I'm sorry I doubted America's greatness. There is good left in you and you have won big time!

Make America Great Again! You who all voted for Trump are awesome. I'll be extra nice to any american tourist wearing a MAGA hat here and buy them a beer!

 

[I-chi]

Listen, a lot of smart Kiwis here have supported Donald. I may not agree with them but I know they're not the inbred, Neo-Nazi monsters Hillary supporters paint them to be. The Donald won for a reason. Let's put down the pitch forks and give him a chance.

I know they aren't either. It just feels like a bit of fun taken too far; and you just don't really know with a guy like him at the seat. Y'know?

 

[Pimp C]

This is the happiest I ever been outside of the birth of my child. Anything can happen. Always believe. Praise kek.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

So now that Trump has won, what do you guys think are the reasons why he won?

I don't take well to being told I'm deplorable for having my own opinion. Or being told I'm bad because I'm white.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

A reeing liberal

https://youtube.com/watch?v=T-j2iTY5qpE

No, that's Chris.

Right now.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

It's over, at least.

It's finally fucking over.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Ronald Reagan, Dan Quayle, George W. Bush, Sarah Palin, and Donald Trump. Alex Jones/Glenn Beck 2024?

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

So now that Trump has won, what do you guys think are the reasons why he won?

Mainly because Hillary's tactic was to shame everyone by calling them racists, sexists, homophobes and expected them to kiss her feet. They didn't.

Also because the democrats painted everyone who supported Trump as a complete monster, so there wasn't any room for those people to flip to Hillary's side while Trump was more accepting.

 

[DefunctChip]

So now that Trump has won, what do you guys think are the reasons why he won?

Trump campaigned to the consistently rising (rightful) complaint that the American governmental system is flawed and 24/7 ruled by paperpushers who only think and never do. Because of this he won over the Libertarians and the Republicans, as well as a great many disenfranchised Democrats after Bernie got kicked to the curb. Because of that, his lack of addressing of the actual problems and how he would solve them became overlooked. He basically made all other sides look incompetent and focused on that to distract from his own incompetence. Shillary tried a similar tactic of focusing on her opponent's incompetence, but she failed to ride on the dicks of the people who have been complaining about how America sucks thanks to do-nothing politicians.

So basically, incompetence versus incompetence will always end in victory for the one who is the louder asshole.

 

[MarvinTheParanoidAndroid]

I don't take well to being told I'm deplorable for having my own opinion. Or being told I'm bad because I'm white.

I think sympathy played a huge part since everyone mobbed and ridiculed him from the start. I think all the tweets calling him a retard didn't help.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I know they aren't either. It just feels like a bit of fun taken too far; and you just don't really know with a guy like him at the seat. Y'know?

He's our president, not the god king of North Korea. We'll be okay.

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

So now that Trump has won, what do you guys think are the reasons why he won?

The social-justice crowd is becoming infamous for their stupidity, and Hillary is the candidate they backed. Trump's supporters sound downright pleasant compared to the crowd that starts riots and tries to silence anyone who steps out of line.

 

[repentance]

Republicans just took the Senate according to the Guardian site, so it's a clean sweep.

 

[HG 400]

I know they aren't either. It just feels like a bit of fun taken too far; and you just don't really know with a guy like him at the seat. Y'know?

All the president does is give speeches and look serious for the news cameras when a tragedy or w/e happens. You could put actual literal Hitler time-travelled from the 1930's into the white house and America would be fine because they're not a revolution-prone warlord's potentate.

 

[Guardian G.I.]

To the guy who promised to hump a toilet and upload the video here: we're waiting!

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Can't wait for all the liberals to go to Canada. Thereby hurting they're chances of winning the 2020 election.

 

[caffeinated_wench]

Finally, it's over with. Now we can get back to more important things, like more shitposting.

And Chris's inevitable rant, I guess.