US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

Lesbians make everything better.

I voted for Trump even though he is a lesbian.

 

[MagneticTowels]

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/2016-president/

Is this authentic my kiwifriends?

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

2016 has been an amazing year. We're probably fucked with Trump as the president but I don't fucking care. We fucking did it y'all. It's been an honor ladies and gents.

 

[clowney]

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/2016-president/

Is this authentic my kiwifriends?

Think so. Congrats Hillary. You lost the biggest sure thing in American history.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

CNN is saying Alaska (3) will go to Trump as well. That'll put him at 267 of 270.

It's just leaving the tiny glimmer of hope for Hillary supporters to crush them a little bit more.

 

[nonnewtonian]

http://www.decisiondeskhq.com/2016-president/

Is this authentic my kiwifriends?

May as well be. The Guardian's got him at 264, there's no way Hillary is winning.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I love this woman.

Those cucks at Twitter just suspended her account.

 

[Hodor]

gentlemen it has been an honor shitposting with you.

 

[nonnewtonian]

I feel like we had a massive shitposting orgy, and now we all get to sit back and enjoy the afterglow.

Was it good for you?

 

[*Asterisk*]

gentlemen it has been an honor shitposting with you.

 

[Very Honest Content]

He needs 6 electoral votes to win and will end up with at least three times that if not more.

It's over, go home Hillary, you're drunk and it's time to concede unless you have the proof of vote tampering in which case drop it or exit stage.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

We did it. The meme magic is real.

 

[Bass]

I feel like we had a massive shitposting orgy, and now we all get to sit back and enjoy the afterglow.

Was it good for you?

I'm laying back with a cigarette now bro

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

gentlemen it has been an honor shitposting with you.

been my pleasure

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Damn.

Well, it had to go either way.

But not for long.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I love you all seriously I would... Trade butt shots and maybe go all the way.

Seriously though you made politics hysterical for me. More than I had already defined it as.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

Because Obamacare is based on being forced to buy insurance or take a tax penalty. The Feds aren't giving anyone free healthcare under Obamacare

The ACA expanded Medicaid eligibility, but not all States participate (there was a legal battle, because it would have made Medicaid funding from the Feds contingent on adopting the expansion, and it was decided that the Feds couldn't do that).
"Repealing" the ACA would entail allowing insurance providers to deny coverage to people with pre-existing conditions, permit them to institute lifetime caps again, and so on.

I'd dare the Congress to repeal the ACA knowing they wouldn't get a veto. It would no longer be political theater to placate Teaparty Republicans. They'd be reducing the number of people covered by insurance.

 

[magikarp]

 

[clowney]

Me? I just gonna go the fuck to sleep.

Night guys, May all your dreams be filled with millennial and Hillary tears.

 

[lolwut]

I feel like we had a massive shitposting orgy, and now we all get to sit back and enjoy the afterglow.

Was it good for you?

I could go for another round, tbh.