US ELECTION DAY (TRUMP VICTORY) - Every country has the government it deserves

So the colonies are picking a new govenor general or whatever they call them to replace the kenyan fellow they had last time.

The choice this year is between a ginger tax dodging democrat oaf and a reptoid dynastic politician up to her neck in lies and corruption. As ever the contest between red and blue has been riveting, with much grabbing of pussies and hiding of emails.

We have a thread charting the campaigns but the big day deserves its own thread.

Who are you voting for? Who will win?

How many kiwis will lose the rag and get banned?

Please clap

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

I wanna fall asleep but I just wanna see Trump hit the magic number 270 before I do just to know it's real.

 

[IwegalBadnik]

If the early predictions are holding true for House and Senate, the Republicans essentially have a shot at stacking the court 7-2.

Even if the Democrats manage to make gains in the Senate--they are dead in the water as far as the House goes until 2020 and the census--they are still going to be very limited in their capabilities and potential to stop nominees.

Hillary's loss could be the linchpin in a massive unraveling for the Democrats.

The DNC should be disbanded. Losing to trump means you don't get to carry on.

MFW the Democrats actually though Clinton over Bernie was a good idea.

Those eggheads thought they were the smart "'adults in the room' showing the children how the world is."

Looks like the world showed them.

 

[Joan Nyan]

How many people now owe as dick picks?

I'll volunteer!

 

[JSGOTI]

 

[Pimp C]

Yes we did!

 

[Jaimas]

LITERALLY SHAKING

 

[Ruin]

Most Muslims and blacks are killed by their own kind dumbass.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Hillary's loss could be the linchpin in a massive unraveling for the Democrats.

And thus, her legacy will not be becoming the first woman president, but of decimating an entire political party.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Independents won big - more than 10% in many states. This means big things down the line.

Maybe they're the real winners here. The Dems failed and Trump isn't going to stick to a single one of his promises because as we all know, they're literally impossible across the board, not to mention the Republicans still kind of hate him (and are themselves fucked after so many pulled support). The reds are supposed to be an answer to basically Obamacare but that's not going to happen, they'll fail too.

This could be the end of the traditional party system as we know it. And that may not be a bad thing.

 

[ICametoLurk]

EVERYONE GO TO PEPSI-COLA'S PROFILE AND DEMAND G I R L D I C K

 

[*Asterisk*]

I thought Broken Age was worthy of my money.

Thoughts don't have the best luck in reality.

 

[HG 400]

Harambe won Trump the White House. #dicksout

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'll only really give him Muslims here. There's been a lot of bombast in the leadup to Trump's campaign, but what isn't imagined is how they're getting serious blowback (across radical and non-radical stripes alike) after ignoring the terrorism issue for some time.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Someone stick a banana in my mouth and wake me up pleeeeease.

 

[Judge Holden]

I'll only really give him Muslims here. There's been a lot of bombast in the leadup to Trump's campaign, but what isn't imagined is how they're getting serious blowback (across radical and non-radical stripes alike) after ignoring the terrorism issue for some time.

ilove you katsu and i miss youuuuu

 

[Black Waltz]

I must say, I'm glad that I could witness this beautiful tragedy with you guys. You're all awesome.

 

[Robotron]

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I thought Broken Age was worthy of my money.

Thoughts don't have the best luck in reality.

Mate, i'm pretty sure Tim Schafer was a gigantic fucking lolcow even before revealing he was a Shillary.

 

[RI 360]

I wonder how Canada will handle their impending American refugee crisis. I hope they deport them all for being faggots.

 

[DuskEngine]

Eh, it's not that simple. If you live in an already-blue state, you really don't have anything to worry about since most of these so-called "morality" issues fall back to the state level under right-leaning justices. That, and Trump just doesn't give a shit as a former New York democrat. He's not living and breathing the stuff like Phil Robertson or his shitty VP.

Right leaning states have been able to scale down or ignore a lot of the judicial activism of a leftie court and the same will presumably be true in the future. Some big stuff like federal gay marriage got through though.

And I mean decisions like Citizens United and the weakening of the Voting Rights Act happened anyway under the previous court.

It will be amusing to see 'states' rights' become a left-wing issue though.

 

[Without A Gout]

I just woke up and holy fuck....how did this happen...she was at 80%

The polls lied. The conspiracy theorists were right.

Fucking Alex Fucking Jones was the most accurate reporter in this election cycle. What the literal fuck?