💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I unironically love that Kino Casino music video over Nick Rekeita.



Also: AI Art for all of the balldowashers!

suffer, rage twig



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missed opportunity to make this a Norman Rockwell painting.

 

[Twinkletard]

He does have that look to him where things have really sunk in on how bad his life has become.

 

[anionfarflung]

'Climb down off the stool, Robin Williams'?

Not responding to you just for a pedantic correction, but because the difference is actually important.

In the context of "letting down" his fans, he said "Let yourself down off the stool ... etc"

It was his not-so-subtle play on words to say "kill yourself."

"Climb down" sounds safer.

 

[Twinkletard]

There is no way Nick will be able to stream in any of his prior formats. The only people watching him now are hate watchers.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He does have that look to him where things have really sunk in on how bad his life has become.

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He looks so happy to be alive.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

I guess he just needs the money

I think he craves the attention.

Dude has already gone way past far enough, so what line does he have that he is sticking to?

He wants YOU to come to the conclusion he wants you to come to, but leave enough room to say "I NEVER SAID THAT" *snort* *white powder explosion in the background*

He likely feels smart not-technically lying.

Also consider the effort of keeping the lies straight. This tactic could save him brainpower by reducing the number of outright lies. Maybe that's just my small brain talking.

Nick doesn't give a shit about the leeches. He cares about his IMAGE as an up and coming Standup Comic and to improve that he needs to STAND UP.

He sure isn't going to improve as a comic, so standing up is the best he can do.

Is this fat frog drawer always so smug and unfunny?

Yes.

As for Nick, dissolving his nose with hydrochloric acid would probably be a Mount Rushmore level achievement.

Seriously, dissolving nose and you went with Rushmore?

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

The only way this could get any worse is if any of his children got sexually assaulted, child porn, or a family massacre. Sadly, all three of those are plausible and I dread the day I see that on the front page.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Why hasn't the faggot put up a show link for tonight? With how well last night's show went you would figure he would be chomping at the bit to get back out there! COME ON NICK! FIRE UP A STREAM! You're not a chicken are you?

IS BULLSHIT! I DID NAAAT GIVE MY DAUGHTER COKE! I DID NAAAAAAAT!

 

[Lemondale]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

 

[Chibitzen]

I'm currently working on a short video somebody here requested and I loved the idea, then after that, I will start working on the Balldolot finale (Pt 3). It's pretty much written already.

Would you mind linking me the stream? I will say there's not a whole lot I can do with him since I killed the character lol. But I think Nick dreaming about Aaron while sleeping or something could open up an opportunity to poke fun at him some more.

Here's the link

The little tidbits and jokes made at Nick's expense from those in the know are just glorious. Nick really is the same faggot in real life we got to know from this thread. I never saw his comedy as real comedy. Nick is a passive aggressive whinge who doesn't actually have a sense of humor, but learned to emulate one so he could mask his inner seethe. It's fine when it's targeted at other people, but he has to dismantle anything said his direction since in his mind, all jokes are weapons designed to seek and destroy. Last night showed his abuse of the comedy craft just perfectly.

 

[KiwiFarmer9993!]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

Naw fam, it was our nigga Eric July. He is the Lex Luther to our poor, innocent Nick Rekeita.

"That fuckin rich nigger business man is buying out the police to make them fake evidence by sprinkling coke in my children's hair!"~Nick Rekeita probably

Remember kiddos, being a nigger is a state of being, a mindset. There are white niggers, black niggers, and every other race-nigger.

July is my nigga.............Rekeita is a fucking filthy nigger.

 

[CoomerTine]

how meta would it be if Kyle Rittenhouse streamed his trial as payback for that shitty interview he gave Kyle

 

[sneedem&feedem]

Nice to see Craig isn't sweeping

I was wondering if he would since he's had Melonie Mac on quite a few times

He was sweeping just a few weeks ago and trying to move the conversation into "ah poor Nick just needs help and everyone deserves a second chance" crap.

And before that he was actively sweeping when Pepsi Man tried to press him via superchats.

 

[owed to joy]

Imagine it all ends with Schneider posting a short on Nick's YouTube channel after it's been seized in the lawsuit, months into Nick's prison term; "it was me who scanned the documents, fuckface."

 

[anionfarflung]

Yall dont get it. The real mastermind is the 9 year old, She made nick snort coke at gunpoint, it's her produced coke that she snorted. She's the mastermind of all this, nick is innocent.

Looking forward to the ARR as criminal mastermind and master assassin meme really taking off.

 

[MadStan]

What the daughter is telling CPS is going to be so critical. What if his daughter says Nick was aware of her habitual use? is his lawyer going to treat his own daughter a hostile witness for the prosecution?

If I was a 9 year old and mum and dad had dozens of grams of coke all the time I’d probably be selling it for the extra pocket money.

 

[DuranceVile]

Imagine it all ends with Schneider posting a short on Nick's YouTube channel after it's been seized in the lawsuit, months into Nick's prison term; "it was me who scanned the documents, fuckface."

Spoiler: Surprise, lawslut

West Nile's final revenge

 

[AnOminous]

Just a reminder for all the enablers: you might have helped expose a 9yo to copious amounts of cocaine by a couple of drug addicts; she might have ingested some of that too. Cheers!

Balldo washers belong against a wall.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Here's the link

The little tidbits and jokes made at Nick's expense from those in the know are just glorious. Nick really is the same faggot in real life we got to know from this thread. I never saw his comedy as real comedy. Nick is a passive aggressive whinge who doesn't actually have a sense of humor, but learned to emulate one so he could mask his inner seethe. It's fine when it's targeted at other people, but he has to dismantle anything said his direction since in his mind, all jokes are weapons designed to seek and destroy. Last night showed his abuse of the comedy craft just perfectly.

Thanks fren. I'll save this for later.

His style of humor is the worst. I've ironically laughed at Chris Bores (Irate Gamer) more than Nick post-2022. He has absolutely zero sense of comedic timing, or how to deliver a joke in a way that's actually funny or clever.

This guy is so unfunny he says things like "Hey, I was gonna do a joke about..." and trying to cram a comment in as fast as possible with zero sense of timing, like the diaper fetish "joke."

Back in May, I did not at all think Aaron would be quite the useful asset, so I do feel a tiny bit bad for killing him off. lol. But again, I wrote that script long before all this shit happened. I did not plan on literally everything going to Hell with this clown. But that said I did make at least some changes after the arrest and his cult defense force came to be.

He was sweeping just a few weeks ago and trying to move the conversation into "ah poor Nick just needs help and everyone deserves a second chance" crap.

Here's the problem with the "second chance" thing.

What would he be getting a second chance for exactly? The signs of what he's been arrested for, and is being harpooned for now, have been there for practically a year, for some things even longer. So when you've been doing the same thing for a year (for simplicity sake), been called out for it by a lot of people for a year, enablers choose to ignore it for that amount of time, he's finally at the point where it cannot be looked past anymore, they say he needs a second chance?

A "second chance" was off the table the moment he was originally called out for these things, and he along with others did nothing, a long time ago. This would be like... "lets give him a 366th chance!"

A "second chance" also sounds insulting to anyone he abused or neglected, as it went on more than simply once.

 

[Pure Soap]

Apparently Coomalot just said on stream that Nick would wax poetic on the “medicinal” benefits of cocaine. This faggot might’ve actually been intentionally dosing his fucking 9 year old.

On a slightly more humorous note, Rockstar needs to hire Balldo to do the LEGALIZE MEDICINAL COCAINE radio commercial for GTA 6. Doing voiceovers for 25¢ an hour is easier than stamping license plates.