💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Scalf-staffel?
Schwein-staffel?
Schwerer-staffel?

Schwul-Staffel.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Studios?

Anyways, my vote would be for GiveMe. It's a tried and true winner, what with his GiveMe Life Insurance, GiveMe Bookkeeping, GiveMe Foods, and GiveMe Talent being powerhouse firms in their respective fields. Not banking on the name recognition would be foolish.

Yes "studios".

He's got the cooking "studio". The interview "studio". The podcast "studio" and so on. Fatty has to justify these as important business expenses or else the IRS will come a knocking and say "GiveMe Money".

Schwul-Staffel.

Salmonellen-Staffel.
Schlaganfall-Staffel.
Scheiße-Staffel
Saftsack-Staffel

Amazing how many German words starting with "S" apply to Fatty.

 

[AltisticRight]

Scalfani Studios, where it's so raw it's still quacking in the oven.

 

[Guntanator]

Scalfani studios: quality so gud it will cost you an arm and a leg

 

[The Early 2000s]

Scalfani Studios, onbly deh besht *hacking cough* *coarse squeal* *grunt* cuntent

 

[AltisticRight]

Scalfani Studios: {OBJ} {OBJ} {OBJ}

 

[ResignedCustodes]

Scalfani Studios: A Taste To Die For

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

 

[SmugTomato]

The next stroke's coming, I can feel it.

Hold out 'til Halloween, Jack. I got money on this!

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

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Jack knows he's dying, and in a rare matter of self reflection, he's getting sad about it. It came up in a doctor's visit and they recommended meds.

"Thanks MOM. I'm doing KETO and feel great. I don't need to put anything into my body that doesn't need to be there."

Proceeds to slop half a pound of cold butter on an undercooked steak and then proclaim he's eating healthy and feels great.

Cunt.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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We do that every Saturday Down T the boys club Jack………

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.

And knowing Fatty he needs to take a handful of pills every day.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Or you know, you just need to take more than one pill for what ails you.

And knowing Fatty he needs to take a handful of pills every day.

no no no you see by eating only meat he's totally cured everything about him!

 

[Mundane Ralph]

Jack is now reviewing glory holes

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is now reviewing glory holes.

Cheap, they give you free seconds, and really salty. A+, will go every Saturday at 2am.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Cheap, they give you free seconds, and really salty. A+, will go every Saturday at 2am.

"Hey guise. Well, okay, I went to the glory hole Jack Jr. told me about at 7-11."

 

[TheMovieGuy]

Cheap, they give you free seconds, and really salty. A+, will go every Saturday at 2am.

Huge portions, really meaty, really cheesy, what's not to love?

 

[Guntanator]

11/10 filled me right up.

 

[a terminal posture]

Jack is now reviewing glory holes

This is clearly some wanna-be hipster joint with pretensions and not at all a 'hole in the wall' other than the fact that it's in a strip mall.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Incidentally the source of the glory hole is 19003-drywall-hole.jpg from an article on the website Healthcare Facilities Today.