🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Bossman is finally out of available crypto to gamble with that is not currently in transit and unavailable
there is a "CANCEL" button to these transactions, so its possible Boss cancels it and unlocks more funds
here is his withdrawal page
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austin can be funny but goddamn, it must be a sub 70 IQ thing to talk with food in your mouth or chew with your mouth open.
 
This is a win streak of epic proportions. This is the dragon. He might be chasing this winning high for the rest of his life - if you thought he was getting more and more unhinged before this, just wait until he's gone 6 months without a win that can even hold a candle to this.
 
Yankee Bastard said:
This is a win streak of epic proportions. This is the dragon. He might be chasing this winning high for the rest of his life - if you thought he was getting more and more unhinged before this, just wait until he's gone 6 months without a win that can even hold a candle to this.
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Dopamine receptors absolutely obliterated. He better keep some of that cash because he's going to need a kilo of crack to feel this good again.
 
oh man, there are so many hurdles for him to overcome:

1. Actually getting the USDT withdrawal approved
2. Either laundering the USDT directly for cash via trust trades (good luck with doing that with $150k) or converting USDT to a different cryptocurrency (you can't trade USDT on the official tether platform because its so heavily moneylaundered, so you have to sell it p2p and hope you have a buyer)
3. Selling the USDT/new token on a US exchange with KYC/AML and hoping they don't ask questions where it came from
4. Paying taxes on it because the IRS will notice such a large sum
5. Doing all of this without gambling it away in the meanwhile

Bros... it was over before it started
 
Why does all the best shit happen when I'm asleep? Rats forever seething, I cant wait to see him flex those 100 bandarooskis
 
I like the absolute level of trust Austin has in Shuffle, a casino he has never ever used until this week, that he just assumes he already has the money even though it hasn't hit his actual wallet yet, and confidently trash talks the rats and haters that he's made more money in a day than they see in a year and all his problems are solved.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
I like the absolute level of trust Austin has in Shuffle, a casino he has never ever used until this week, that he just assumes he already has the money even though it hasn't hit his actual wallet yet, and confidently trash talks the rats and haters that he's made more money in a day than they see in a year and all his problems are solved.
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How could you not trust this face?

nice noah encourages you aussie shitposter austin bmj bossman.png

I forgot the shuffle logo
 
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