💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
derpi said:
Why was he so much fuglier back then good lord. A full-on beauty and the beast situation :heart-empty:
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I haven't been able to figure it out. Was it mainly the hair? I think he really does look a lot better with some fat on his face too.
 
Fapcop said:
KAYLABROS! APRIL ENJOYERS!

I think a new chick to simp for just dropped!

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She doesn’t have those “I’m crazy but REALLY good in the sack”-eyes that April has but cute nonetheless!

Also Aaron claims to have spent thousands on groceries for Rekieta’s kids.
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those ears and that shade of lipstick oof

I doubt that he spent thousands on food. I would believe hundreds but not thousands. This cuck radio host just has thousands of dollars to spend on someone else's kids?
 
anionfarflung said:
I haven't been able to figure it out. Was it mainly the hair? I think he really does look a lot better with some fat on his face too.
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It’s the loooong face, too-big nose, and ears that stick out like Dumbo’s that hit first. The chin is too long and the forehead is astoundingly large. The haircut doesn’t help since it seems to lengthen his forehead in combination with the start of his balding. His glasses also look dumb.
A touch of fat definitely helps soften and even out these features.
 
Justa Grata Honoria said:
Maybe I am wrong but didnt nick pretended to be gay for two years to get her to drop the guard and date him?. Didnt his grandparents didnt got rich until 2003 or something like that , i doubt there was a trust when they date and met .
The wedding looked poor in churches basement . I doubt there was much money before they married or trust .
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I think people are trying too hard to make kayla out to be some sort of methed out lady macbeth. Its really reaching at best and complete fanfiction at worst. I really don't think at any point early on kayla was out for this outcome she seems to have been a relatively normal person, much like nick seemed to be, before his descent into coom and drugs.
 
derpi said:
It’s the loooong face, too-big nose, and ears that stick out like Dumbo’s that hit first. The chin is too long and the forehead is astoundingly large. The haircut doesn’t help since it seems to lengthen his forehead in combination with the start of his balding. His glasses also look dumb.
A touch of fat definitely helps soften and even out these features.
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When he was younger, he had less facial hair and it was lighter. All those features are still there, he just learned to hide them. I would never say he looks better now though, the ugliness of his soul is seeping through his eyes.
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Vulpes Mulpes said:
This is fucking horrible. Not to be an incel prude (I am Scandinavian though), but this edit isn't even remotely funny. The poor, poor girl.

It's at times like these that I fully support the death penalty and the philosophy of "an eye for an eye".
Throw that Minnesotan woman in an oven and broadcast her suffering, please.
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It's always infuriated me to see women get off easily or be cast in a sympathetic light when they commit or assist with atrocities... if they assisted a man they often get very light sentences or sometimes complete immunity. The latter was true in the case of Janice Hooker who assisted her husband in holding a woman captive in a box under their bed for like a decade... the former was true of Karla Homolka who helped her boyfriend torture and kill multiple girls including her own little sister.

Honestly I could see this happen with the Rekietas if Nick moved up from tormenting animals. The Balldo Killer would be a hell of a Wikipedia entry.
 
Is this Keanu bitch the first women to go at balldo since the arrest?

If so anyone else think a woman trashing him might be the best thing to provoke him into spilling more tasty milk?
 
DumbDude43 said:
i feel like these are based on minor bits of information that were gradually blown out of proportion as kiwis kept repeating them back and forth at each other over the course of a few thousands pages of this thread.
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It's kind of hard to not run away with Rackets' self reporting of tossing a racoon into a shack and then chasing it down to murder it with a knife and a hammer (presumably set to the tune of Benny Hill)
 
daffodils said:
Aaron and Keanu now live to talk about the Nick DMs:

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Two and half hours in and we're on the second message, hundreds more to go apparently.

Keanu says her husband has messages from April she thinks are from Nick, which he read on another stream. If they drop Keanu's messages from Nick and messages from April before and after she was arrested, I'm sure someone on the farms has the software to do author comparison. Although, I'm sure the outcome won't be a surprise.
 
AntiSchwuletteAktion said:
Can we have an essay / blogpost containment thread on the temporary board? They're totally irrelevant for people looking for nick updates and quality shitposts
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Only if we can have a containment thread for posts whining that threads aren't tailored to their individual whims.

Fapcop said:
Also Aaron claims to have spent thousands on groceries for Rekieta’s kids.
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Damn, so he supplied the snack try for Nick and April, and then supplied the snack tray for their kids too.

What a sigma-cuck.
 
I wonder if the infamous snack budget included fast food/food delivery service type expenses. If it did I could easily see it costing thousands for 5 kids. I can less understand it costing that much for actual snacks. Give me $500 and I could feed those kids snacks for a month, just go to a bulk store like Costco.

That should have been the parents' job for sure though, they literally could order an exact list of the groceries they wanted delivered to their door.
 
Harm said:
Damn, so he supplied the snack try for Nick and April, and then supplied the snack tray for their kids too.

What a sigma-cuck.
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It just occurred to me that the only reason Aaron was sober enough to feed them damn kids was because Nicky Rackets the Rail King was withholding the precious cocaine from him.
 
Btw: Aaron sure knows Nick’s move pretty well by now.
RIGHT after the arrest, Aaron said something along the lines of: “I bet the reason she doesn’t have charges is because Nick “took the fall for her” so he would look better afterwards as her savior, and have an easier time of manipulating her”.

And here we have NICK in a text to another person humbkebrag about how he is the reason that April wasn’t charged.
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
I think Nick convinced her he was truly a Christian, he wanted a big family and he had a trust fund to finance it all!

I think Nick wanted a naive, virginal, obedient wife and where are you going to find one of those if not in a religious community?
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I think you are vastly overestimating Rekietas capability of scheming and longterm thinking.

Rekietas problem seems to be that his short term wants always trumps his long term wants, and that this unfortunate characteristic has worsened with every hektoliter of booze he has consumed.

I am sure that he was a sincere Christian and family man once. And he would still be, if he had the tiniest amount of spine.
 
Otis Mallebrok said:
I am sure that he was a sincere Christian and family man once. And he would still be, if he had the tiniest amount of spine.
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I like to think that when Jesus said "It would be easier to snort a camel-sized mass of cocaine through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" he was thinking of Nicky-boy in particular and Nick took it as a challenge.
 
Imagine being so dumb that you not only do swinger shit but you do it with some guy that live streams who can potentially spill all the spaghetti-os. Between that and getting arrested in his hedonism tank top, it really is the perfect storm.
 
according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"

once again we're back to Nick didn't read the WH40k sourcebooks! If only he read it as closely as he's studied The Bible he wouldn't have fallen to Chaos
 
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