💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.8%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.2%
  • Total voters
    699
AnOminous said:
Pretty sure he also did Pervitin (like most people involved directly in the war effort). At the time, they even put that stuff in chocolate bars.
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Incidentally, someone who very nearly fucked up the entire world because of drug abuse was John F. Kennedy, who was on a concoction of amphetamines and other dumb bullshit while at Vienna, purportedly for back pain, but it wore off, giving Khrushchev the impression of weakness, which is why he felt emboldened to go to the brink of war over the missiles in Cuba.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay?

Sources say it was an early form of methamphetamine. They mostly stopped using it after some bad results.
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Kennedy had the best PR department of any US President besides Obama or Carter. Fucker was chronically sick, had a back brace, autoimmune issues, chronic diarrhea, hormone issues, and osteoporosis. If not for the back brace he would’ve looked like shit next to Farmboy Nixon (Nixon gets shit on a lot, but I think he probably would’ve probably been one of the best presidents had he got his 2nd term).

JFK as a whole is a retard if not for his father. Guy got tricked by a Nazi spy and his ship cap sizing into the Pacific and the supposed heroism probably was a work of Papa Joe.

Honestly, I could buy JFK being like Nick, except having actual charisma and actual health problems. So JFK is like Nick if Nick had ambition and talent rather than being a lay about.
 
Potatoherder said:
Camelot is on with the Onlyfans prostitute who is married and Nick had to defend when people pointed out her husband was a cuck. They are going over his stream from locals. So far it seems boring.
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How do these people have an audience?
KiwiJesus said:
Please enlighten me and show me the proof about how kids were neglected and with no nanny.
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NostalgicJam said:
Don't worry Riley, i know the PERFECT lawyer who can get you out of this...
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TY BEARD IS ON THE CASE! And has already missed the filing deadline to get Riley out of jail so he will be in there for some time.
 
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KiwiJesus said:
I have. The affadavit was also written by someone who wanted to justify their search warrant and was alluding to Rekieta shooting heroin by pointing out his arms. If I were to write an affadavit about your apartment right now I'd probably say it's stinky, dirty, and you're wearing the same underwear. However, can you quote the specific part about there being no nanny?
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Can you Sneed seed a feed that doesn't suck and fuck Chuck?
 
KiwiJesus said:
Back after a week from my first post, I will respond to the faggots that actually something to say.
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ChromaQuack said:
Lmao this nigger internally seethed over stickers for a week.
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N1bbaN3rd said:
They had a nanny. At the time of Nick's arrest, she'd been gone for several months.
Which has been mentioned in this very thread god knows how many times.
I'd ask "how retarded are you?" but the answer is self-evident.
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I have got to hand it to him... He lives up to the name... You get rid of KiwiJesus, and he comes back MORE RETARDED than ever...

For I am come that ye may have brain damage, and brain damage more abundantly.

-RetardFaggot 1:1


We only hope that this ends with an Ascension to the top of the ladder with a rope around the neck....

Brian Oblivion said:
His latest stream is basically the perfect archetype of a coked up guy bombing at a comedy club.
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No, this actually exists in the form of Nick's 'comedic' debut October 2023. The set was random racist humour, in-jokes from his drama streams, and Stephen Hawking.

Incidentally, it was also the event that introduced him to April and Aaron Imholte, he swinging partners...
 
CoomerTine said:
Lmfao clippaverse got arrested

Suffah rekietaverse
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SUFFAH REKIETA!
SUFFAH GAYTER!
SUFFAH RILEY!
ALL YAH MOTHER FUCKERS SUFFAH!
DO YOU UNDERATAND, NOW?! DO YOU UNDERSTAND!? DON'T YOU EVER FUCK WITH DA GAWD DAMN KING OF DA SEKTUR, BISH!
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KiwiJesus said:
Please enlighten me and show me the proof about how kids were neglected and with no nanny.
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The nanny quit months before the police battered down the Rekietas' door. This is a matter of record.

Rekieta childrens' complaints regarding the stink of unwashed clothing they were forced to wear and the hunger they were experiencing served as the initiating event prompting the mandatory reporter's report to the authorities. Note the specifically child-related charge is not child neglect; rather, the charge is child endangerment, a more serious crime, which indicates the closer authorities looked prior to issuance of the arrest warrants, the worse it got. Per the state, the Rekieta kids weren't neglected; they were actively endangered, which is in turn tantamount to abuse.

From your sneering tone and patronizing attitude, I'm guessing you must be some kind of big deal on Reddit. Your unwarranted sense of self-importance fairly radiates from the screen.
 
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So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​
2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​
3. Other (please elaborate)​
 
The Internet Dick said:
The nanny quit months before the police battered down the Rekieta's door. This is a matter of record.

Rekieta childrens' complaints regarding the stink of unwashed clothing they were forced to wear and the hunger they were experiencing served as the initiating event prompting the mandatory reporter's report to the authorities. Note the specifically child-related charge is not child neglect; rather, the charge is child endangerment, a more serious crime, which indicates the closer authorities looked prior to issuance of the arrest warrants, the worse it got. Per the state, the Rekieta kids weren't neglected; they were actively endangered, which is in turn tantamount to abuse.

From your sneering tone and patronizing attitude, I'm guessing you must be some kind of big deal on Reddit. Your unwarranted sense of self-importance fairly radiates from the screen.
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It is okay you prude! The children should have been able to care for themselves while their father ate pie on stream as a joke as they went hungry! What is wrong with you? NICK DADDY WILL PREVAIL!
 
NotAlfred said:
So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​
2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​
3. Other (please elaborate)​
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3. Rekieta was corrupted by Drexel and Dick Masterson into hedonism.
(I especially think Dick is who gave him the cocaine)
 
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