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They are for Jack because his engagement levels are about the same.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Ghostse said:
Jack is a 'local' and he is doing 'Steak Wars'. Rob is just going where Jack wants to. What are you complaining about exactly? BBQ isn't a huge Nashville thing; the 'local dish' would be hot chicken (which Rob had already), or even going to a meat and three would be more appropriate. Keep owning the bougies.
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I miss the old Stockyard steak house in Nashville.
Having an elderly black waiter address me as “Mass’ah” was a hoot (if not a bit jarring, but I something one could quickly get used to)
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Fucking dumbass doesn't remember Parler was on AWS originally and was "taken down" because AWS gave it the boot. Or he's just unaware that AWS is a cloud-based hosting service.
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And what the fuck do they serve as at least one of the meats at a meat and three in Nashville?
I'm not casting shade on Rob who I guess is a troll. And I figured that Jack being a zero-taste boomer would be well accepted. Mainly I'm just irritated when anyone gives money to these soulless tourist places instead of actually trying a local eatery. And Jack lives near Nashville, anyone driving out to Opry Mills for an applebees steak isn't a local.
No you fucking didn't. No you fucking did not.
Stop trying to make Nashville Hot Chicken a thing.
That place was great. Over priced as shit, but your money at least bought a little quality.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Jack thought that 'the cloud' was a literal term.
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That reversible bucket is stunning. The print isn't even aligned properly, look at that beautiful cutoff:looks like jack has a new shit shop
mostly jesus junk and his logos/bitmojis, but there are a couple AI-artwork items in there for old time's sake
Rest in Power, Dilly Dolphin. We Will Never Forgor
It's a shame you can't get it in other colors than white. I'm honestly kinda tempted to see just how incredible this thing is in the flesh, but on the other hand that'd mean giving money to Jack and potentially even my personal deets, depending on how the webstore is set up.
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Fatty's understanding of tech is Boomer level at best.
It's basically, "this button turns it on and off". Anything more complicated than that is too much for his tiny mind to understand.
He's heard it used before but the concept of a server farm for distributed computing is beyond him.
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That reversible bucket is stunning. The print isn't even aligned properly, look at that beautiful cutoff:
It's a shame you can't get it in other colors than white. I'm honestly kinda tempted to see just how incredible this thing is in the flesh, but on the other hand that'd mean giving money to Jack and potentially even my personal deets, depending on how the webstore is set up.
Looking at Jack's latest round of utterly soulless merch, I just noticed how utterly bland and devoid of personality he managed to make his ~15 years of YouTubing, at least to people not interested in lolcows or trolling him. I see other YouTubers, and even lolcows, show recurring bits and pieces of personality, character, behavior, preferences or history, intentionally or not, that make them a little more interesting, humane, noteworthy or at least funny. Be it Tim Pool's chicken obsession and "It's complicated" motto, NileRed's bouts of impatience, or Summoning Salt's repeated explanations of the frame rule system, it gives people around them, or their audience, something to remember them by (and, sometimes, make some profit).
Jack, after more than a decade in this game, has shown no further traces of personality other than "me internet cookingman, me eat da gud mit", unless you start digging into him and find out about his barely controlled anger issues, child beating, and repressed lust for cock. Even discounting his strokes and natural-born stupidity, the best he can do are Bitmoji/WordArt abominations and AI-generated slop. Which, when you stop to think about how intelligent and creative the animals he loves to eat can be, is quite impressive.
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I can't even sit thru these videos and Rob legitimately had a meal with Jack. I'm impressed.
His health keeps sliding down and he just doesn't care because moar meet.
I legitimately don't understand his last tweet thing at all but fuck his bitmoji won't ever get me mad it's punchable as ever.
His health keeps sliding down and he just doesn't care because moar meet.
I legitimately don't understand his last tweet thing at all but fuck his bitmoji won't ever get me mad it's punchable as ever.
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Jack sounds like death especially, and looks like death.
Butter on steak always was and is horrifying to me. Any steak alone has enough marbling to cook with. And still,
Tammy asking the waiter to come back with a thing of butter.
Amazing that even in cucked litigious jewSA you can sell butterbars to a multiple stroke victim and it’s all above board. Christ is lord.
Good on rob for getting on the show before jack finally dies when his impossibly overloaded heart gives out.
Butter on steak always was and is horrifying to me. Any steak alone has enough marbling to cook with. And still,
Tammy asking the waiter to come back with a thing of butter.
Amazing that even in cucked litigious jewSA you can sell butterbars to a multiple stroke victim and it’s all above board. Christ is lord.
Good on rob for getting on the show before jack finally dies when his impossibly overloaded heart gives out.
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They rate Jack's beer (it was ok).
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Unlike the video Jack put out of the beer making process, Rob's review actually includes a link to the 3000 DOLLAR brewing system Jack used!
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Jesus Christ - Thats high end 3d printer money at that point, you really gotta be brewing all the time for that to make sense. And it can be a fun hobby, but that's an insane layout for a literal one-off.
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Wow sounds like Jack actually did pretty well. Good for him, but all it did was cost $3000 to buy a home brewing system
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Ken is a fantastic addition to the CWJverse.
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jack Jr did at least 75% of the work
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gotta admit the beer looks decent. a less fruit-and-spice version of blue moon sounds tasty enough.
anyway "tech time" has a new video if you even care
"whathup tig neeshun"
anyway "tech time" has a new video if you even care
"whathup tig neeshun"
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Some of the things I read lurking this thread make me think you guys cook even worse than Jack does. Browning butter in a pan with thyme, rosemary, garlic, etc. to spoon over steak is a cooking 101 technique.
Although asking for more butter when it was definitely already cooked with tons is gluttonous.