💼 Careercow Donald J Trump - 45th/47th President of the USA, convicted felon, Epstein bro, Putin/Netanyahu simp, serial liar, sore loser, cheat and the Chris-Chan of Presidents. THIS IS NOT USPG2.

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Pachyderm Patriarch said:
Republicans have done nothing but lose every election since 2016 (Trump even underperformed in that election among fellow republicans), you'd need the pattern recognition of a fucking squirrel to think it'll be different this titime.
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I never doubt Republicans ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. The economy is just in such deep shit that I can't imagine working people voting for pedo joe again when they can't pay for their groceries and they're worried about their sons getting drafted to die in Ukraine.
 
NZ/Aussies have a paper ballot, Dynastia? never knew.

Trump 2024 ftw absolutely!!


btw, just for the record, Jesus Christ was also a convicted felon. So was Paul, who wrote 25% of the new Testament.
Conviction is often a shame not on the person it's done to, but on the people who did it.
 
JaneThough said:
Maybe the GOP should consider not running a lolcow. They’ve got time to pivot.
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Chris chan would govern better than Kurt Cobain's hollowed-out cranium.

Kraftwerk Autobahn said:
"I'm glad he got convicted for illegally reporting the money he used as hush money to a pornstar"? Don't get it.
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Convicting a former president (for the first time in the history of this country) over a technicality several years after the statute of limitations expired endears him to people. I hope he gets to wear the orange jumpsuit, it'll match his tan for the photo shoot.
 
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TaterBot said:
NZ/Aussies have a paper ballot, Dynastia? never knew.
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Yes you go to the church or high school or whatever and tell them your name and address and they cross you off the list and then they give you two pieces of paper and you nod along without listening while they explain how to fill it out and then you draw a penis and testicles on it and put it in the cardboard box.
 
Dyn said:
Yes you go to the church or high school or whatever and tell them your name and address and they cross you off the list and then they give you two pieces of paper and you nod along without listening while they explain how to fill it out and then you draw a penis and testicles on it and put it in the cardboard box.
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You're laughing now, but you'll be sorry when Penis And Testicles is elected king of Australia.
 
TaterBot said:
NZ/Aussies have a paper ballot, Dynastia? never knew.

Trump 2024 ftw absolutely!!


btw, just for the record, Jesus Christ was also a convicted felon. So was Paul, who wrote 25% of the new Testament.
Conviction is often a shame not on the person it's done to, but on the people who did it.
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You see, posts like this are the reason I want Biden to win. Because it's funny to see Trump supporters seethe.

 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
You see, posts like this are the reason I want Biden to win. Because it's funny to see Trump supporters seethe.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=s6rKa6Nc-qo
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It’s funny whoever wins. If Biden wins you get the ‘oooh that corrupt gubmint done stole our election again we are so going to rise up and…do absolutely nothing because everything proactive is a glow op’. If Trump wins you get people marching around in pussy hats and crying ‘WHYYYyYyY’ and apologizing to blacks and trannies for not defending them enough. It is a smorgasbord of hilarity. The divide gets bigger and the kvetching gets insaner. Mending America just doesn’t seem in the cards.
 
TheSockiestSock said:
It’s funny whoever wins. If Biden wins you get the ‘oooh that corrupt gubmint done stole our election again we are so going to rise up and…do absolutely nothing because everything proactive is a glow op’. If Trump wins you get people marching around in pussy hats and crying ‘WHYYYyYyY’ and apologizing to blacks and trannies for not defending them enough. It is a smorgasbord of hilarity. The divide gets bigger and the kvetching gets insaner. Mending America just doesn’t seem in the cards.
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Eventually the Divisions may have more divisions in between them. That's what I fear. People only coexist with the like minded and any new idea gets them shunned. Everyone has made the mistake of dividing people over opinions but normalizing it is insanity.
 
Axiom the Fucker said:
I wonder how Trump feels finally knowing he got the pass
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Listen folks. They’re good people! There’s a lot of good niggers in society, some say the best niggers are American! That’s what me and Jared are working towards. To make niggers great again. Why are you booing? Stop it. Look, you don’t have to vote for me but you’ll be a loser if you don’t…
 
Dyn said:
Yes you go to the church or high school or whatever and tell them your name and address and they cross you off the list and then they give you two pieces of paper and you nod along without listening while they explain how to fill it out and then you draw a penis and testicles on it and put it in the cardboard box.
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But is it a girl penis or a boy penis? Checkmate kiwis.
 
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Random Internet Person said:
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Republicans: :smug: Trump isn't Hitler
Democrats: 😡 TRUMP IS THE NEW HITLER
This guy: :'(TRUMP ISN'T HITLER!

It's like one of those bell curve memes where the dumb guy is correct for the wrong reasons and the guy in the middle is wrong. Except all three of these types of people are the dumb guy. Somehow. Do Republicans still accuse democrats of being Nazis? I remember they did that during the Obama years, and dems would smugly respond by telling Republicans they don't know what Nazism is. I feel like the roles have been switched.

Dyn said:
Yes you go to the church or high school or whatever and tell them your name and address and they cross you off the list and then they give you two pieces of paper and you nod along without listening while they explain how to fill it out and then you draw a penis and testicles on it and put it in the cardboard box.
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Americans may not like it, but this is what peak democracy looks like.
 
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