Public Sighting May-25-2024 - Chris spotted at Dallas airport

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My Earnest Opinions said:
The Virgin R*dditor: "Uhh-uh, bhhmmphh 😓 , E-excuse me? 😨 "

The Chris CHAD: " :punished: mmmmmm, uhhhhh not acknowledging you right now 8)"

The Virgin R*dditor: "😨 ohh ok, sorry 😰"

(The Virgin R*dditor later posts to r*ddit: " I had to take three double takes and by then I think she caught on" )

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Thanks for posting a reddit link. That faggot bullshit gave my computer actual full-blown aids.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
As bad as airlines are, I can't imagine that there'd be a connecting flight from Finland to Dallas, when his final destination is in Virginia
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Looking at finnair.com on a random day all the flights from Finland to Virgina first stop at Dallas (With the longest flights first going from Finland to London, UK):
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Optimus Prime said:
It's why I think he was visiting Caden.
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I agree. Caden likely needed an in person visit to have a "come to Jesus talk" with Sonicu Jesus Prime. Caden can't easily leave Missouri because of felony probation and he has a mortgage on the "Autistic Island". Chris isn't the dancing cash cow he was supposed to be and Caden needs to motivate him, as well as probably have him sign some questionable documents to maintain a semblance of legitimacy.

Part of Caden's probation is almost certainly that he commit no new crimes or they can revoke him and he serves any underlying prison time. If he was planning to launder money with the house he probably has reconsidered. Now he's stuck paying for a $1000+ a month mortgage with insurance and taxes probably escrowed each month bringing that total above $1.5k monthly. Chris has a tugboat which should pay to feed him at best, so Chris is a net loss when he spends money. Now Caden has to clear close to $2k a month remotely wrangling a regarded mother fucker while going to college full time.

When Chris decided to engage his default lazy mode it was time to bring him out for a pep talk. While Chris was there Caden also noted the redditor on video casing the Autistic Island house and Caden posted or coached the twitter threat.

It all lines up and is the simpliest solution. The best part of the whole thing was Chris dressing up like a cross-dressing inspector gadget to make the flight. Any content we could have gained from that was ruined by the redditor dropping his spaghetti all over the ground when approaching Chris. At least speak to "Inspector UnClit". Dude got dismissed by a high pitched Chris sigh.
 
Glassshardballpit said:
Who are these cucks?

New Praetor recruits or knockoff pedalers?

Decent looking quality, at least. They don't look ready to fall apart.

I wonder if that was why Fatty was in Dallas, to oversee a new Praetor branch?
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Unaffiliated people selling 3D printed medallions and imitation Pokemon cards, is all. They've been around on Etsy for a while, before Chris got out of jail.
 
LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
boy have I got some islamic content for you
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I would have loved to have seen Chris there to get a live reaction, although the actual knock-off merch thing seems commonplace at every convention.

I do like the Sonichu rat but wouldn’t be eating any free candy from a Sonichu merch stall..
 
LOWERCASE LETTERS said:
boy have I got some islamic content for you
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It's funny to think that, if Chris hadn't decided to fuck his own mother, this is what could have been. He wanted Sonichu to be his marketable franchise and in a twisted way, it's become that (even if 99% of it is Sonichu playing supporting character to Chris having escapist fantasies to try and get around life not treating him as the specialist boy who ever lived).

Instead he's banned from essentially every convention worth a damn and is stuck believing he's going to someday have the power of god.
 
Amazo said:
God, its fucking surreal and borderline creepy seeing a rapist out in public.
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Whenever I go out, I expect at least 1 in every 10 people I see to be an actual rapist, pedophile, or batterer. Maybe that's just being a Floridian, but everyone seems to underestimate just how common sex criminals walking around near you and your family is (caught already by law enforcement or not).
 
DaBoomNahNahAMingA said:
Whenever I go out, I expect at least 1 in every 10 people I see to be an actual rapist, pedophile, or batterer. Maybe that's just being a Floridian, but everyone seems to underestimate just how common sex criminals walking around near you and your family is (caught already by law enforcement or not).
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Water bugs the size of Texas, but even Chris is lower than the cockroaches.
 
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