💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 156 22.5%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 39.8%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 169 24.4%

  • Total voters
    694
Whenever I see the absolute most smug of faggots like EVS, Nick, etc, I only think that they needed a good beating up on the playground back in the day to humble them a little, but it never happened, so they just went on through life being the most smug arrogant of fags, as nobody ever taught them their place in a way that even they could understand.
Based on my experience I'm fairly sure being a narc is genetic, so I don't think you can beat the narc out of someone any more than you can beat the schizo out of them. I'd gladly see the shit beat out of one anyway even if it didn't fix them.
 
Don't forget getting shitcanned from the Rittenhouse case and then unprofessionally shit-talking the legal team that went on to win the case. That was some seriously unethical shit. Attorneys have duties even to former clients (RPC 1.9). He may not have crossed the line on that, but I'd be pretty skeptical of hiring someone who wouldn't have the decency to shut the fuck up if I ended up picking other counsel.
I firmly believe that Rittenhouse wouldn't have gotten off completely free if Barnes had his way. If not found guilty on all counts and locked up for life.
At the very least a fuckload more money would have been spent on bullshit. This dude wanted to bring a goddamn "expert" that claims to be able to TELL WHAT PEOPLE ARE LIKE JUST FROM THEIR HANDWRITING.
If given the chance he would have probably hired a freaking shaman or voodoo witch doctor to put a curse on the prosecutors.

Valid concerns but honestly it's his man sized infant in a suit phenotype that should persuade you to steer clear of him. There is something fundamentally wrong with Barnes.
Dude looks like a 60 year old Boss Baby.
 
I didn't say they were amazing. I said it was colossally unprofessional to trash them during the case and possibly even prejudice the case against his former client by giving some dipshit like Binger ideas. You don't do that.
Yep. Barnes was looking out for Barnes.

If Kyle had been convicted, Barnes would still be grifting off of "I would have gotten Kyle an acquittal"
 
Kyle Rittenhouse's Lawyers made mistakes but their primary concern was in treating Kyle like a client. Barnes wanted to treat Kyle like he was a cause to grandstand over (like he does with everything else). There's no need for a constitutional Lawyer when local protections are enough for his defence, in many ways it would have just been distracting. Kyle made the right Choice Clipping out Barnes.
 
I didn't say they were amazing. I said it was colossally unprofessional to trash them during the case and possibly even prejudice the case against his former client by giving some dipshit like Binger ideas. You don't do that.

Riddle me this.

If you were considering hiring a lawyer, and knew if you let him go, he'd go on a rampage of trashing your current lawyers in public, wouldn't that give you a bit of pause?
Depends what you mean by going on a rampage of trashing my current lawyers in public.

If that includes pointing out where they've fumbled badly in defending my constitutionally protected rights and set me up to potentially have to come back to trial and pay more fee's.
Having my rights explicitly violated with the judge shouting at the prosecution and getting nothing from it?
Yeah, I'd be a little pissed at him trashing them but I would also be questioning what my teams doing and wondering if they were out to try and get more money out of me somehow.
I'm not sure barnes gave binger the idea to violate kyles rights in the court.

If what Barnes did was trashing the defence team, then the entirety of lawtube at the time needs to be condemned for the same things. They were all legal professionals commenting on an ongoing trial also, with some very negative takes at times, equal to barnes. Him working for Kyle makes little difference when there's about 20 of them doing it on the number 1 stream.
 
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He definitely needs one. The video of him struggling to rub lotion on his ass while cooking should be enough to convince anyone that he needs his own thread.
I’d seen that before but what was new — and equally as horrifying — to me were the dating video and the seemingly dozens of humiliating comments he makes during livestreams. I’m kind of shocked he doesn’t have his own 2000 page thread already.

Don’t feel sorry for this guy. He’s profoundly fucked up and I am not surprised he’s afraid to tell a therapist what he’s done.
 
Ok, first post.

First of all, I didn't know so many people here are concerned about child safety because the parents are being degenerates at night. You guys sound more annoying than concerned midwestern moms about videogame violence in the 2000's.

Second, Juju the cow. I'd love for someone to confirm this, besides some dumb texts from a vengeful ex. For the autismo in verifying things here, this one is really a stretch and I'd be okay with it if it was at least funny.
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First of all, you're a huge faggot.
This piece of shit had an ounce of fucking cocaine in his house with kids as young as 6, kids that stank because he wasn't making sure their clothes were washed.
He turned a family home into a degenerate fucking crack house and locked himself in his bedroom to do drugs and be a cuck while his kids went hungry.
He grifted for years LARPing as trad family Dad who goes to Church, he used to laugh at and grift money laughing at faggots like Jack Murphy. He's a fucking hypocrite, and if you think someone getting as wasted as he does then driving his kids around hours later is cool fucking kill yourself.

Second, go back to fucking Reddit, coming here asking people to spoon feed you.

We get faggots like you here all the time. It's obvious what you're doing. Get a new bit. Practice it on the way to Home Depot to buy rope.
 
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Ethan Van Sciver should eat a bullet or wrap his car around a tree. He literally broadcast to the world his message to the Rekieta kids that they need to stop telling people that they're hungry or neglected. That they need to toughen up and learn to deal with their situation. That if they tell people about being neglected, they'll be taken away by CPS. He said he's trying to parent them from afar and that's his message to them. This absolutely repugnant untermensch is literally trying to make the kids think they're the bad guys in this situation and manipulate them into staying in a dangerous environment. Hey Ethan, take your pen or stylus or whatever you're supposed to be using to draw your fucking faggot frog comic, and stick it in your neck until you're dead, you melted Mr. Potato Head looking ghoul. AN HE SAYS THIS ON STREAM FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR! Don't tell on mommy and daddy for starving you, because then you'll get mommy and daddy in trouble! Un-fucking-believable.
I would have killed to have had parents like Nick and Kayla. I would have snuck in when they were passed out, took some of those mollies and coke and then used it myself and sold the rest to my classmates. PROTIP: Cut the coke with powdered baby formula suckers will never know. Those Rekieta kids blew it all by being snitches.

But yeah EVS is a fucking moron.
 
He also implies Legal Mindset moved to Thailand to fuck kids. LMAO
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What the actual fuck, Barnes?

There is nothing more ruinous than these kinds of unfounded allegations. Nothing. Barnes knows this. He knows this, and he's merrily using it as threat out in public.

I am actually really fucking mad about this and I don't even fucking follow or know Legal Mindset. Call it sympathetic rage.

Absolute slime of a fat fuck.
 
According to EVS, Nick's kids should stop complaining and get their shit together. Silly kids complaining about their undesirable conditions caused by their cokehead swinger parents. They just need to tough it out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lFXQIfeQMqw
And of course all roads lead back to Eric July. It's the black mans fault this is happening and he couldn't be happier. Just ignore that this is a situation entirely of Nick's own making, that Eric was the only one to publicly offer Nick any help before shit really went south for him and he's not the one making livestreams grifting off his misery.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Bh77rtf1Sqg
EVS is braindead subhuman scum. Yes, I'm drunk. Yes, I'm a MATI retard. Cope and sneed, this guy is still a hollow and empty automaton. Lights on, nobody's home.
 
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The incel is better than the "born-again" thot, failed comic book artist & pedophilic child neglect defenders.
No shit. There are roughly 16,000 existing posts shitting on those deserving targets ITT. Kurt is still a fucking POS and one who is almost certainly an under the radar horrorcow.
 
What the actual fuck, Barnes?

There is nothing more ruinous than these kinds of unfounded allegations. Nothing. Barnes knows this. He knows this, and he's merrily using it as threat out in public.

I am actually really fucking mad about this and I don't even fucking follow or know Legal Mindset. Call it sympathetic rage.

Absolute slime of a fat fuck.
Reminds me of someone that said something similar about somebody else, and is currently in a lawsuit over it.

Nick has the dumbest friends ever. No amount of fancy titles changes that.
 
As a certified Scandinavian incel prude, I don't know much about drugs. However I do know ketamine can be administered as an intramuscular injection. Could Nick be technically true where he says he never uses IV drugs.
Just wild speculation as I don't think the police report indicated syringes and the marks could be from him tard raging or picking himself.
That would be some Technicality Tomlinson level shifty deflection, and I wouldn't be surprised to see it from a Lawyer.
Nicks not a lawyer though. He can't even turn up to represent a speeding ticket.
 
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