💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%
  • Total voters
    758
David Kirk Ginder said:
In my ideal world, Adam and the lazy-eyed blond girl would've fixed each other and had children with genetically inherited autism. This autistic family would struggle a bit more than the average but with family support, government welfare and modern technological conveniences, they could have a simple and fulfilling life, as long as they stayed away from social media.

But instead we have this short lived polecule or whatever the fuck.

Also Adam's makeup looks like ass.
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there's optimism and then there's this
 
Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.

Do it, Chibi. It'd amuse me dearly.
 
Harm said:
Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.

Do it, Chibi. It'd amuse me dearly.
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I hope that one guy becomes Chibis stepdad by fucking his mom and smacking some sense into him.
 
In my ideal world, Adam's brother and the black girl would've fixed each other and had children with genetically inherited melanin. This autistic family would struggle a bit more than the average but with mom's support, tugboat gibs, and shower sex, they could have a simple and fulfilling life, as long as they stayed away from Chibi.
 
wow did you guys see Caveman trooned out???
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Squidman said:
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Huh. This is one of the most autistic things I think I've ever seen him post, and I've been reading this thread for years. Something about him talking like he's in a courtroom like in one of his Pheonix Wright games... Even if he's right, it's still really funny.
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I wanna know if he wore his cosplay wig while mashing this out to post online. I bet he did.
 
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Deez Nuts said:
I wanna know if he worse his cosplay wig while mashing this out to post online. I bet he did.
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At first he was like
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Then he was like
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(Could totaly imagine him being all sad how he lost friends because those evil kiwi farmers and throwing a pity party in some random KH discrod until he gets banned. But the he sees his PW wig puts it on and comes up with this amazing defense that will get him NOT GUILTY verdict and just like that he won the impossible case.)
After he was like
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Harm said:
Honestly, I hope Adam troons out next if only to vindicate @Saint Agustin. Madam White wouldn't have been ousted from her polycule as fast as Adam White was.
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I really don't want to raise the spectre of the Chibi troon debate, but it would be interesting purely to see which type of troon he became.

Would we get slovenly mismatched outfits troon chibi, turbo thot troon chibi or permanent cosplay waifu troon chibi?
CavewomenDCJ said:
After he was like
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This photo is perfect in so many ways. His skinnyfat tits, the kyphosis from a lifetime hunched over a computer screen, the in-shape dude in the background gazing on in horror, wondering how this tubby sack of shit has the balls to take off his shirt in public.

This is Chibi at his best *chef's kiss*
 
Oliver Onions said:
This photo is perfect in so many ways. His skinnyfat tits, the kyphosis from a lifetime hunched over a computer screen, the in-shape dude in the background gazing on in horror, wondering how this tubby sack of shit has the balls to take off his shirt in public.
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Clearly all of the work he’s putting in at the gym is paying off.
 
I don't check the Chibi thread for a week and come back to see him ending up in a polycule and it exploding immediately after, and this is why Chibi will forever be the best cow. I wonder if it was actually a ween or if he managed to organically scare everybody off? The deep blue haired true and honest woman definitely seems like somebody Chibi would be asking to put various fruits inside of after 24 hours of contact.
 
Oliver Onions said:
I really don't want to raise the spectre of the Chibi troon debate, but it would be interesting purely to see which type of troon he became.

Would we get slovenly mismatched outfits troon chibi, turbo thot troon chibi or permanent cosplay waifu troon chibi?
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My wild card bet is on roller derby troon. (He just wears the outfit and is too timid to actually play in it)
 
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Oliver Onions said:
I really don't want to raise the spectre of the Chibi troon debate, but it would be interesting purely to see which type of troon he became.

Would we get slovenly mismatched outfits troon chibi, turbo thot troon chibi or permanent cosplay waifu troon chibi?
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Some kind of Chris Chan tranny where he will refuse to cut of his dick and still only date women while pretending to be interested in man and will cry how man aren't interested in him for looking like a 34 year old MANchild.
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(did he end up doing the dress stream. I can remember the fallout on /v/ when it was cancelled.)
 
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