💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 157 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 277 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.4%
  • Total voters
    698
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
He doesn't have that, though. And his 5000sf house isn't a mansion - it's just a roomy comfortable home that he, like you said, let turn into a trash dump.
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Yeah mansion is kind of an exaggeration, still its a pretty big house, its over twice the size of ours. We just moved in December so I was just going off the price we paid for this land, if we'd have for some reason wanted to live in the city we'd have been lucky to get a house the same size. We got the land for way less than what Nicks house cost, and even after the house and everything its taken to make this place a home for the family and the animals its still less than Nicks place.

Thats what makes Nick so frustrating. We had to work like hell for 25+ years to finally be able to do this, and he had it all just handed to him, and he's pissed it all away.
I don't know maybe its because he hasn't had to work for it that he takes it for granted and even seems to resent not having the freedom a fucking White Trash low life living off of gibs has, and just pissed it all up the fucking wall.

He only thinks of himself, what Nick wants, what Nick needs, and thats fine if it was just him and Our Wife, if he hadn't tried to present himself as a trad Christian no one would even give a shit, but he's got five kids.
He's just crashed their lives into a tree. They've gone from the family vacations and upper middle class comfortable life you see in those pictures to living in an alcoholic perverts coom fantasy and having the Sheriff bust down their down.

Its frustrating to see someone destroy what millions of Americans would and do work their fucking asses off for every day.
 
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Anime sucks cope and sneed
 
And to think this thread went to shit 4051 pages ago according to the Balldo Man. How far we have come.
 
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1300 pages in about a week.

Remember, Nicky doesn't have a problem and if you believe he does based on his on-stream behavior, the testimony of his real life peers, and his recent arrest, then you need to neck yourself...
 

Coomalot tries to justify Nick's self-incrimination by saying "social media is a new thing" and tries to equate it to him having to explain social media marketing to boomer racing promoters.
Captain Manning said:
There was lot of joking that Nick was gay and had AIDS. Because Nick acted gay, and he looked like he had AIDS.

This is Coomalot doing the same thing Nick is doing with the .22 shell casing.

They know Nick is fucked and the Farms called most of it months. They're just looking at little points to pick at because they all now look like fucking retards that enabled this shit.
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Coomalot is so braindead that he took shitposts people were making as serious claims against Nick and then a second later admits that KF was right about the swinging shit but cries that anyone could have known when Nick went to Hedonism 2. This guy is so retarded I love it. :story:
 
And to think this thread wasn't even 3700 pages two weeks ago. Now we have over 100k replies on a thread that only started getting traction about 2 years ago. That is quite an achievement, Nick. You've earned a drink, buddy. Enjoy yourself!
 
Musashi's Son said:
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According to Coomalot we claimed Nick was gay and had HIV??????? When did we claim this? :story:
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We've not claimed he is gay & has HIV I think the joke is the drastic weight loss makes him looks like a aids candidate and he sounds like a fag.

He's was a male cheerleader which is very homosexual, that's just par for the course with obvious gay jokes.

Anything to do with him being a cuck I believe was brought up by Ethan Ralph around the time nick laughed at Ralph's shart.

He basically accused nick of letting drex fuck /our wife/ during one of his piggy squeaking rants.

Also congrats on passing 5000 nick!
 
Artificial Stupidity said:
We've not claimed he is gay & has HIV I think the joke is the drastic weight loss makes him looks like a aids candidate and he sounds like a fag.

He's was a male cheerleader which is very homosexual, that's just par for the course with obvious gay jokes.

Anything to do with him being a cuck I believe was brought up by Ethan Ralph around the time nick laughed at Ralph's shart.

He basically accused nick of letting drex fuck /our wife/ during one of his piggy squeaking rants.

Also congrats on passing 5000 nick!
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Coomalot isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. He just looks good compared to the faggots Rackets now hangs with.
 
Musashi's Son said:
Coomalot tries to justify Nick's self-incrimination by saying "social media is a new thing" and tries to equate it to him having to explain social media marketing to boomer racing promoters.
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I don't know how someone even gets close to this conclusion with regards to Nick:
- He's 42, not 60, the IBM PC came out August 12, 1981 and Nick was born December 16, 1981.
- The internet has been his primary source of direct income for years
- He's capable enough to setup a camera as a webcam
- ...only to then intentionally add a shit filter to cover scabs on his face
- He's been part of trials that have relied on digital evidence
- Which means he understands that these are communications
- He's also keenly aware of how things cannot be removed from the internet, mostly because of the farms in this case.

You either have to be actively retarded, or malicious, to come up with such a cope.
 
THE PROPHESY OF THE 100K POST HAS BEEN FULFILLED!

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BTW, after page 5002, we will exceed the first locked Moviebob thread. The second thread currently has 605 pages.

Can Nick become more of a fuckup than Moviebob? Can he become the OMNICOW?
 
Fapcop said:
Thank you buddy!

Behind all the abuse and gaslighting Nick subjected to her over the years, there is a beautiful, good, Christian woman in there!

Before Rekieta:
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After Rekieta:
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Being married to a narc does a real number on you. It wasn’t that long ago that she was a decent looking woman:
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Oh yeah?!? KAYLA DEFENSE FORCE ASSEMBLE!!



I’ll bet you that Nick, that piece of garbage, never even watched Trek with her. Unless possibly those weird 90’ies era Trek porn parodies with “Mr. Sperm” and “Captain Cock”.



Idk man… April has a certain… Charm to her:
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i call dibs After @Fapcop

(respect the line/ queue)
 
FuhrerMustang said:
Coomalot isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. He just looks good compared to the faggots Rackets now hangs with.
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He can't even drive a race car without finishing last or crashing it, let's not forget nicks pumped a lot of cash into this brainlet so anything he says has been paid for by nick.

Wasn't coomalots fame sparked from some GameStop shit years ago? Not the stock squeeze thing but their practices with staff? Either way he's a brainlet with nicks cock stuck in his mouth.
 
Kino Clip of them ripping into UncivilLaw aka Kurt, for Nose guarding. The biggest bit of the vid is them going into Kurts love quest for Single, barely legal, women.
"I have to look up the age of consent laws in Texas".
Apparently all of LawTube are gigabtic spastics, not that this is big news by now.

 
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