💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Buck Mullet]

I don't remember if he played on stream, but I remember him talking about 40k and maybe displaying some figures or something. I don't think it was a long-term interest but I could be wrong.

Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.

 

[Judex Meus]

Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.

Actually wait, now that you bring that up I DO remember him mentioning some 40k books on his shelf...that he said he never got around to reading.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

A Tweet inspired song.

 

[Quintus]

Pretty sure I recall listening to Nick and Ty nerd out about 40k books and lore on a stream from several years ago or so. Don't know much about the game, but I imagine it's not something normally played drunk and high out of your mind.

Warhammer can be quite fun to play with a couple of friends while having a few beers. But generally, no you don't play it drunk.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Warhammer can be quite fun to play with a couple of friends while having a few beers. But generally, no you don't play it drunk.

Kill team is for drunk times, but even that can get hard when you're "anime sucks cope and sneed - repeat 11 times" levels of blitzed.

 

[anionfarflung]

Speaking of family structure and time, when's the last time they got a whole weekend with sober parents who organized the day and interacted with them the whole time? When did Kayla last let the kids help bake cookies or Nick show a kid how to refill the wiper fluid on a car? (Or vice versa). If ever, it's been awhile.

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:

 

[ChadBrazilian]

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he speaks!

tl;dr - everyone is blowing this out of proportion and knows nothing.

"Legal Mindset is a guy who thinks that understands humanity, he doesn't. You know why? because... he literally likes Thomas Train whatever... he is a autism. I made law streams!... no that's not why you are popular... no one popular because you made law streams. You tried to convert worm holes... not worm holes... WARM HOLES into sexual energy - for you."

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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Don't do drugs. Don't do Internet, don't wife swap and we can have a healthy society again.

 

[sneedem&feedem]

I know some Kiwis will hate on him for fence sitting

I do not hate Runkle for being a fence sitter. I hate Runkle for being - may Allah forgive me for uttering these words - a Canadian.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

This is just a sampling of what I've seen:

Seeing all this old, cutsey family outing photos just makes everything even sadder (even if we assume Nick has always been like this and just took the mask off).

It's almost like seeing photos of serial killers when they were kids or with their families looking like regular people.

Nick would rather have drugs and balldos than this.

 

[Mind Goblins]

I do not hate Runkle for being a fence sitter. I hate Runkle for being - may Allah forgive me for uttering these words - a Canadian.

He does his best despite the circumstances of his birth.


...Fuck, I think that's almost exactly a line Rackets has used before. I feel like I need to go meditate under a waterfall to cleanse my spirit or something.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

The Rekieta grands are often involved

This was probably a calculation by Balldo. "Mom wants to see me, the kids want a holiday? We combine it all so both of them can fuck off sooner, as usual I'm a genius".

 

[Chazzed Up]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


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This wasn't a satisfying enough life for him? How depressing.

At least he got his tragic (in his view) American Beauty ending.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He didn't play, he followed the lore (you can see a lot of expensive limited edition novels behind him in a good chunk of his streams) and rarely painted miniatures (you also can see racks with what seem to be either army painter or vallejo acrylics behind him in some livestreams).

He certainly knew the setting, as he's made two streams about 40k, one with daddy gym talking about lore and shooting the shit, a second one with Sargon of Applebees painting minis.

My educated guess is that his "being into the setting" boiled down to luetin09 videos (since I know he's reading this, Nicky just watch Majorkill he's definitely more up your speed by combining cooming and 40k), and if you want to be super generous he also did audiobooks, his minis seemed to go mostly unpainted because he is just SO BUSY.

My take on the limited edition novels is that it was very likely the same retarded wastrel behaviour that had him buying a $110k rustang, Nicky had to buy $250 books from e-bay scalpers to up his nerd cred, I don't think a single white dwarf magazine ever graced his hands.

As for Nick engaging in any sort of tabletop at all, you have his D&D streams where he more or less behaves like the biggest 'that guy' and tries to impress the nerds with his stand up routines.

Oh, one of those. Sorry, but 40k is how I managed to get through school and it's the only thing I get to keep from childhood. I'm overprotective of my dystopian universe where gods are real and they love you. To death, then they have their fun. End sperging, back to our little cokehead crashing into reality at speeds never before seen at this income level.

 

[huckbeine]

wait a minute, one of the streams had Nick eat a pie, did he buy some just o lord it over his kids, his kids starve while he eats pie for $10 superchats?

 

[That Other Dude's Persona]

Why is Kayla proud of her body? Fake tits, ugly tattoos like a whore that look like insect bites, flabby ass. Congrats, you're not fat and that's probably due to drug usage.

I doubt she is proud of her body. They had to go to a professional photographer to take (photoshop) sexy pictures of Kayla so that Nick can goon to them.

I was searching for the relevant photo and the clip where Nick talks about the photo like he's about to DSP, but couldn't find them.

I did find this funny Elissa clip though. Nick, Anna and Coomalot lying through their teeth about the swinging. From March 2023.

EDIT: Found it!

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1462#post-15394094

https://embed.kiwifarms.st/threads/...law-nickrekieta.53871/page-1461#post-15389498

 

[bifftango]

He does his best despite the circumstances of his birth.


...Fuck, I think that's almost exactly a line Rackets has used before. I feel like I need to go meditate under a waterfall to cleanse my spirit or something.

Don't forget to angrily gaslight your acquaintances via text for hours on end while under that waterfall. It's the right thing to do.

 

[The_Red_Man]

Don't take this as balldowashing because they've definitely been neglectful to some extent or another recently, but last night someone asked a similar question in regard to family vacations. I don't think it does anyone involved any good to speculate that they have always deprived their kids of fun without any evidence. The Rekieta grands are often involved, yes.


This is just a sampling of what I've seen:
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See, that's the kind of wholesome shit you want to see.

General consensus is that he's FUBAR, and very good reason to believe that, but it's not impossible to go back to this. The shit he's said recently sounds like this wasn't the life he wanted.

I'm pretty pessimistic, too, but prove us wrong, Nick. Please God prove us wrong.

 

[Train Lover 2000]

Do you think Nick masturbates with the Baldo on?

He's always wearing the Baldo.

 

[AnOminous]

There’s a weird argument you CAN make (but probably be gay) about how bail and the bail bond industry collide around the 8th amendment. But $50k is not where that argument would be had.

That's because it's $5K in actuality from someone who has that much just for his personal cocaine stash.