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Sorry, Jack.
Sorry, Jack.
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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SangeAndYasha
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Tammy just has to be trying to kill him with the food, right?
a terminal posture
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Jack clearly doesn't read replies or interact with his 'fans' on twitter (read the replies to this tweet). Too lazy to do basic social media stuff.
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They hurt him in his fat, fat fee-fees. Even stuff that a normal person would find totally innocuous, not even a recognizable criticism, Jack replies in a lardraged all-caps "THANKS MOM" because he's a thin-skinned little bitch.
a terminal posture
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I guess it's going to be endless frittatas masquerading as 'bread' videos until the sixth and final stroke. Check out the 1/4" cheese 'slices' and burnt bacon:
(he's also really excited about his stupid waterproof TV)
densedance
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Why would you (I mean I know it's Jack) cut those cheeses that thick if you eat it uncooked? Wouldn't that leave a miserable mouth feeling etc?
TheMovieGuy
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His cottage cheese budget has to be thousands of dollars at this point....
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Didn't he used to have a much nicer kitchen when he first moved to TN? Did they have to downsize to fund his stroke life? Can't he sell his grill collection?
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It looks like utter shit. This is what it looks like from a real recipe, not whatever weird ass thing Jack did:
That at least looks like bread, I suppose, rather than Jack's puddle of dried vomit.
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At this point. I’m expecting at least seven: One to put him in his deathbed with locked-in syndrome (and somebody still uploading videos of Tammy packing hunks of lightly seared, butter-lubricated chuck roast down his feeding tube as one would a musket), then another to finish him off, later that night (which the family will attempt to sue the hospital over; claiming it’s the hospital staff’s fault he incurred his seventh stroke).
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Yes, yes, and over his dead body (imminent).
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Butter imprisoning me
I cannot see
Only leaning keto
I cannot reach
I cannot squat
Prisoner of fud
Hey guys, movie was gud
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remember guys, he's sunk 15 years into uploading "cooking" videos, yet doesn't know how to cook, or edit, mix sound, do motion graphics or engage with his audience.
edit: it turned out looking like this from the Jimmy neutron movie:
and LOL @ the massive cope by saying "the bottom of the bread is more "egg like" they don't show you that in the videos"
Yeah maybe cause it's not supposed to be "Egg like" you fucking buffoon.
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Now I will 110% jack is a absolute hard R Retard and fucked it up...... But you can't post big foot quality pics as an example.
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The waterproof tv is probably a tv meant to handle rain and not be dumped into water. This is more something for outdoor sports bars and other restaurants with an outside area. One would hope that jack doesn't dunk it in a tub of water for a review video, but that's optimistic.
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it's inexplicable. bricks of cold cheese with burned bacon.
note at 6:12 when jack tries the little bit of "bread" it ends up on the dead side of his mouth and he has to stick his finger into his gullet to move the food back to the area where he has nerves and muscle
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It actually makes me Mati that this clinically obese weak ugly cripple, who is literally killing himself with his diet, still has the audacity, to lecture people about what food is healthy.
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it kills me how he keeps throwing eggs and cheese into a blender and making “bread”. jack that’s an omelet buddy
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I don’t get why he can’t just do something like keto instead of carnivore. He uses the carnivore diet as an excuse to over indulge on meats and cheeses, and is under the delusion he’ll actually lose weight on it. He technically can, but he’d have to be counting calories, which would get in the way of how he regularly eats.
At least with keto, he’d be getting in some much needed fiber, but even before Jack went carnivore, he generally wouldn’t eat a vegetable unless it was slathered in sauces or fried. What I would give to see him eat some roasted broccoli with only salt, pepper, and olive oil.
His palette is actually worse than a five year old’s, because a lot of five year olds will eat vegetables in some form if it’s presented to them. Peas and carrots probably being some of the vegetables kids will easily eat.