💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%
  • Total voters
    700
Gorton Colu said:
This is the Fanfiction Farms, a loving nickname coined by Ralph himself.

People including myself enjoy the ability to post nonsense. You can use the highlight feature to ignore the inane.

The thread detailing the court case against Nick and Kayla may be more your speed, but it is slower.
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Or the Karen Farms. We are just concern trolling Frendo @goopp
 
I can only imagine the journey the junior people who do the leg work for cases are going to go through at the prosecutors office. They've likely already starting combing through his online presence and categorizing things etc. There's a very good chance they're going to hear him using all kinds of terms and either out of sheer curiousity, or a need to understand to properly understand if something is evidence or relevant, they'll google it. Eventually one of those terms they search will be obscure enough that the only search results turned up lead to KF. Then they'll start browsing around a bit, and end up down a major rabbit hole. One evening they'll go home and mindlessly ask their spouse over dinner whether they thought Rackett's was wearing the balldo while he kept mumbling 'Anime sucks, cope and sneed' over and over again in a chemical induced haze. Their partner will then politely excuse themselves and sit down at the computer to email the HR department at the DA's office and put in a PTO request on their partners behalf.
 
PhoBingas said:
It's clear he just wants to get high and flaunt his money
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At this point I think he just wants to get high. If he was so rich why not post the $50k bond rather than going to a bond agency and losing $5k. That house is probably the only real asset he has left. All of his liquid assets were hoovered up his nose.
 
Sharpeteer said:
It warms my heart to see LawTube destroying itself.
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I dunno about destroying itself, but it absolutely has to reinvent itself if it wants to be taken seriously again. I would be embarrassed to be considered part of a group led by a non-practicing, drunken, coked-up, narcissistic, degenerate, child-neglecting faggot who calls himself the Law Pope.

It always stuck in my craw that most of them practice, but Nick doesn't, and yet he considers himself their leader and most of them seemingly just accepted that. Somehow T. Greg Doucette's "threadnaught" (aka Law Twitter) was less gay than that shit. An admission that pains me dearly.

Evilronald said:
Moving to the United States seems to have rid Viva of some Canadian.
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Wait. Viva lives in the U.S. now?

Fucking hell. We have enough domestic home grown lolbert retards. We don't need to import them from leafland. Send him back.

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goopp said:
He will take a plea bargain, there will be no great trial.
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How well do you know Nick? Nick can never be wrong. Ever.

I mean, he might take a plea, but if there were ever anybody that would try to dig in their heels on this...

EDIT: Typo.
 
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Pure Soap said:
At this point I think he just wants to get high. If he was so rich why not post the $50k bond rather than going to a bond agency and losing $5k. That house is probably the only real asset he has left. All of his liquid assets were hoovered up his nose.
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Maybe he is so rich he can afford to lose $5k? 🤔 (although I do personally think he is a broke nigger)
 
goopp said:
what I expected when I joined.
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What did you expect of the gossip forum? Real info is dropped and archived then people speculate or comment on said info. You sound like the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen. Stick to reading the police reports and eventual pics/video and ignore the speculation.
 
Buck Mullet said:
But if he does go because of the above mentioned stuff he'd likely be less of a target for the booty bandits and more useful as a literal jailhouse lawyer, usually guys with "funny" charges like kiddie diddling and being rapey are first in line to get their rectums wrecked. Drug and weapons stuff might actually get him respect if he played his cards right, especially if he's still an active addict.
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I think the more likely outcome is that he's going to be a colossal piece of shit and antagonize other people in prison, and probably get his ass kicked (or worse), because he's incapable of not shutting his mouth because he believes everything he says is genius. And that's what hostile criminals like, a person with a smart mouth and no sense of tact, and an unwarranted sense of superiority.

The more likely (and funnier) situation is this:

Quote from Nick stabbed:
"What are you gonna do, stab me?"
 
goopp said:
Eh, say say what you want to that, I am new here, so don't get how the threads go here. But a lot of what I am seeing is stupid fan fiction instead of what I expected when I joined.
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Then quit whining like a faggot and fuck off. No one is keeping you here, you fucking retarded nigger.
 
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