💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
  • Total voters
    701
ScurvyRat said:
Chat, I can do this.
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I got bored and whipped up a basic prototype during lunch. I'll need to refine it though.
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Null said:
You miss every retarded shot you don't retardedly take.
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There's also another factor.

Imagine all those fags that cry about the farms but would then happily use anything acquired here, while still crying.

Stick a huge KF watermark on it, and watch the cope. This has been the year of fuck yous to the sites detractors, and I'm living for it.
 
Londo said:
There's also another factor.

Imagine all those fags that cry about the farms but would then happily use anything acquired here, while still crying.

Stick a huge KF watermark on it, and watch the cope. This has been the year of fuck yous to the sites detractors, and I'm living for it.
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I second this motion. Original KHANTENT must have the KF logo all over it from now on lmao
 
@Balldo's Gate

Here's the $3,000 "snacks" bill quote in question from Aaron, the Liar.


If the embed timestamp doesn't work, the question is asked at 02:54:30.

PPP: "Is it true that Nick was giving his nanny $3,000 a month for snacks for his kids, or was he only buying snacks for his nose?"

Aaron, the Liar: "What I do know is that Nick would complain sometimes that the nanny would turn in Wal-Mart bills or grocery store bills for $3,000 in a month. Uhm, that's what I remember of the three or four thousand dollars."
 
zimzam88 said:
Eventually he's going to break down grab a bottle of whiskey and do a "Dear LegalMindset" stream or "Dear Kurt" stream. It's all but inevitable at this point.
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If he does a “Dear Kurt“ stream, even those of us who think Kurt is a creep will be begging for mercy. I’m sure Kurt cried to Nick and bared his fat pink soul on a regular basis. I get that Kurt is desperately trying to not get stuck in the Viva/Barnes/Dick “6 year olds can fend for themselves“ crowd, but if I was him, I might just shut up right now. I don‘t think Kurt could emotionally survive a “Dear Kurt” stream, especially since he must have given Nick much, much more ammo than John ever did.
 
Captain Manning said:
He's ABSOLUTELY noseguarding, Rodger. Come on!

He's all like "Well what if the claim the children weren't fed came from Aaron?"

Except it didn't. It is explicitly clear in the warrant application, which this fuckhead has read, that the police were tipped off about the children being malnourished by somebody at the church.

What is the point of that question then? He might as well ask "Well, what if the claim came from LITERALLY HITLER?" (Oy Vey!)

Yeah, Joe might now concede that Nick is legally fucked on the drug charge, but he's still trying to spin the child neglect claims in a way more favorable to Nick. It's not outright denial, sure, but it's definitely still idiotic damage control.

It's shameful. Joe sucks.
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I honestly believe it got worse after Aaron left. Dude lived like 30 minutes away and he’d probably be able to avoid Nick and Kayla with ease. If Nick is as bad with Sean that one time and Kayla is just an enabler (and possibly the narcissist who ran off the Nanny, my money is she ran her off) then I can understand never looking back. Aaron left around March? We see Jack Skellington Rekieta and his Corpse Bride after Easter? If they’re deep into addiction they aren’t buying much food. Their appetite isn’t feeling it and their money is going to coke.

The nanny has her Pinterest and Instagram being combed over now and Aaron’s story sounds more believable. He has mentioned buying groceries and cooking for them. I think Aaron being the new nanny is at least 80% true. Kayla lovebombing him and Nick getting angry about being cucked 40% maybe.

As bad as he is, and I kinda give him the benefit of the doubt, he is a parent and his narrative is that he stopped because of his kids. I want to know when the coke bullet story happened and if it was one of the final interactions he had with them. He plays that off as one of the worst and what should have been his last interaction with them.

The most horrifying reality is if Aaron is being like 80% truthful with the 20% made for radio mostly based on reality.
 
zimzam88 said:
Dear Kurt" stream.
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Sweet Baby Kayla said:
If he does a “Dear Kurt“ stream, even those of us who think Kurt is a creep will be begging for mercy. I’m sure Kurt cried to Nick and bared his fat pink soul on a regular basis. I get that Kurt is desperately trying to not get stuck in the Viva/Barnes/Dick “6 year olds can fend for themselves“ crowd, but if I was him, I might just shut up right now. I don‘t think Kurt could emotionally survive a “Dear Kurt” stream, especially since he must have given Nick much, much more ammo than John ever did.
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oh dude this is gonna be so painful if he does this. kurt might actually hurt himself unironically hope nick is put away before he can do anything like that.

I actually think it would have been smart for kurt to just lay low for a while and not touch this case at all.
 
Ok I missed a whole lot but here's some stuff from what I've been reading

The video which I assume was from church lady rackets is really giving off that eugenia cooney aesthetic 💀

The flash DMs are bad and flash sucks at leaking images even his yellow marker doesn't cover his name, great job retard.

Nicks denial in this whole situation is ultimately the biggest downfall, I anticipate his livestream of pure narcissistic rage.
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
and that's indicative of nick's entire problem. He spent his whole internet career shitting on people. Weirdo people. Some are Lolcows for sure. But his entire schtick was things like

saying ralph shat his pants
making fun of greer
shitting on tonkasaw
making fun of chris chan or maddox

And this was all before the spiral down into alcohol and coke after we had

shitting on null
shitting on JOHHNNNN
shitting on eric july

and on and on and on. The amount of people he's torn into or burnt bridges with is incalculable. Some of the stuff he would rail into people for was stuff either untrue or out of their control (greer's face paraylsis) but then he cries foul when he takes just a fraction of what he spent his whole internet life dishing out. When he takes flak for THINGS HE CHOSE TO DO AND POST AND SAY PUBLICALLY.
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Nick is that one dude we all knew in College. He seemingly stopped emotionally maturing at around 13 years old, and thought College really was like Animal House. he was constantly drunk and stoned and only took the courses that required no work effort or intelligence. I'm pretty sure mine grew up to be an incompetent lawyer from a strip mall law school too.
 
Laura Loomer said:
Didn't Aaron say April went up there a lot to hunt at the start? So he might not have owned one, which is why he brings that up in his retarded cope. Typical snake move.
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I think she was a bow hunter. That doesn't necessarily mean she wasn't using/possessing guns on the Rekieta estate, though.

RodgerDodger said:
He seemingly stopped emotionally maturing at around 13 years old, and thought College really was like Animal House.
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Thinking back to his cheerleading and what he's said about his time in college, it was probably a lot more gay than what was portrayed in Animal House. He seems to have had a midlife crisis combined with an exacerbated sense of self-importance, which created some weird teenage regression and an attempt to live like his cool idol Dax Herrera a/k/a Juju the Cow.
 
Captain Manning said:
Same. I made that same joke many many months ago.

Back when Nick started on his "Jesus was just a man" crap. That was even before his utterly unhinged Easter stream.

I think it's super funny it's now known that the church started the ball rolling on all this. It's true what they say: God works in mysterious ways.
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Sounds like some confirmation that Nick is in fact possessed by the sonichu demon.
Mushroom King said:
It didn't take long to spot a Rekieta. This was three weeks ago. Look how thin and emaciated they are compared to the congregation, Kayla especially.

take your bibles.mp4

Source with timestamp : https://www.youtube.com/live/Y-lHKml2f-c?si=UDS7Wo7qXvvGoc9n&t=2533

I see Rekeita a shocking amount in these, but it's just him standing up or sitting down. I'm looking for cringe, I can feel it hidden deep within these sermons.
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”Raised in a Christian household.” Not anymore. I can see how this kid didn’t stand up for himself, he very much exudes shyness and a lack of confidence. If he got homeschooled most of his life then he doesn’t know what “normal” is.
 
That Other Dude's Persona said:
So Rekieta is coaching people to attack the "track marks on arms", I take it?

I also find it funny how his ranting about Eric July demanding loyalty was pure projection on his part.

LegalBytes 100% vindicated.
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Like the Jack Murphy projection. Would love a psychologist’s take. Were those endless streams about Jack Murphy arousing to Nick (and Drex)? Was he trying to gauge if his audience would react with disgust, neutrality, or interest?
 
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