💪 Tough Guys Amanda Marie Lochmann / Colton Marshall Lochmann / Battyforluv / GamingbatTheGamingPony / JustaBatto95 / battyforgothgf / Ghostguy15 / Saladfingy05 - Brony. Stinkditched Transbian. AGP Incel. Creepy Sex Pest. Autistic Crybully. Bitter Loser. Antiwork Unemployed NEET. "Enlightened" Atheist. Satanist. Toy Reviewer. PA Request Revenge Plot Backfired Spectacularly.

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I made a Suno song about Colton:

[Intro]
A tranny came to Kiwi Farms,
with a vengeful quest.
He wanted to dox his friend,
and made a PA request.
The Kiwis didn't buy it,
this Joseph guy seems alright.
Nobody could've predicted,
the ensuing online slapfight.

[Verse]
His name was Colton Lochmann,
He's full of a bitter envy.
He has a massive Adam's apple,
and clops to MLP.
He has no job, and he can't drive,
it's a miracle he's still alive.
He's arguing online under the name,
Just a Batto 95.

[Chorus]
COLTON LOCHMANN, COLTON LOCHMANN,
MEXICAN SEX PEST.
HE CALLS HIMSELF AMANDA ,
AND GOONS IN A DRESS.
A TRYHARD ATHIEST,
THAT QUESTIONS SKY DADDY'S PLAN.
ARGUES WITH KIWIS ALL DAY,
AND PROCLAIMS I AM NOT A MAN!

[Verse]
His name was Colton Lochmann,
He does nothing but fail.
All his somatic cells,
Prove he's just a male.
He says working's for chumps,
He doesn't care.
He spends all day dilating,
Subsisting off welfare.


[Chorus]
COLTON LOCHMANN, COLTON LOCHMANN,
MEXICAN SEX PEST.
HE CALLS HIMSELF AMANDA ,
AND GOONS IN A DRESS.
A TRYHARD ATHIEST,
THAT QUESTIONS SKY DADDY'S PLAN.
ARGUES WITH KIWIS ALL DAY,
AND PROCLAIMS I AM NOT A MAN!

[OUTRO]
Tranny Paul Dano's still here,
sperging on the forum.
Joseph doesn't give a shit,
and will just ignore him.
A jealous angry autist,
he has sealed his fate.
Terminally online,
doomed to cope, seethe and dilate.
 
I am not a he or a pervert
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No and im not manly
"muh im so girly and so heckin womanly im a real woman not a man, aint postin my porn folder my vagina and my shit REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"
"bawwww i never have bitches in life, whys dat fatass got a fat gf bawwwwwwwww"
 
Why won’t kiwifarms, the troll website I thought would viciously attack someone just for being fat, acknowledge my special gender identity and believe everything I say? Maybe they’ll believe me if I repeat myself again.
 
I am not a he or a pervert
You know, I wouldn't care if you were just a troon. But you are much more: you are a pathetic incel who melted his brain with porn. Your ideas about gender come from porn and r9k, your spirituality is some retarded new age bullshit, your political views are copy-pasted from /pol/ and you watch cartoons made for little girls for sexual gratification. You are a pathetic, vindictive sex pest with the worst views and ideas one can imagine. You are the epitome of everything that is wrong with modern world. I loathe you.
 
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