💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Procrastinhater]

Balldo Ballistics, coming soon.

If only I weren't in an utterly gun-cucked country I'd already be 3d-printing my own 12-gauge scale balldos

Someone should make some and send them to that Taufledermaus YouTube channel, they take all kinds of weird viewer made and requested 12 gauge loads and test them on ballistic dummies.

Shit I have a reloading bench and a printer, I'm tempted to do it myself.

 

[JCDenthog]

I think Balldo should keep making more statements so we can compare them with the body footage when that releases.

 

[NadeND-001]

There’s a good number of things that don’t exactly add up. It’s weird to me that Nick’s dad was there and saw the state of the house and didnt say anything or didn’t hear from the kids they were hungry. Same with Kayla's parents. Idk how he explains away the kid saying they wore the same clothes for multiple days and smelling on police bodycam or the cocaine they found at his house. Plus his multiple streams where he’s extremely fucked up.

i think that nick here is talking about what was going on after the arrest. im sure his parents are now in minnesota helping out with kids and watching over the rackets

 

[oh no im late for school]

Someone should make some and send them to that Taufledermaus YouTube channel, they take all kinds of weird viewer made and requested 12 gauge loads and test them on ballistic dummies.

Shit I have a reloading bench and a printer, I'm tempted to do it myself.

that's what i said too! but i think prints are a bad idea, you'd want to make a print, use that to make a mold and then cast them with something much tougher. a lot of their viewer submitted rounds are milled

 

[MadDisaster]

Can you guys stop Kvetching on how much Nicks kids should have been able to take care of themselves while their parents were zombifying themselves with swinging, drama, alcohol and drugs?

It doesn't fucking matter whether or not you think the kids should've been able to take care of themselves or not, legally it was the responsibility of their parents to take care of it. This weird "mhmmm the kids should've been able to take care of themselves because I did it when I was 10" is some weird irrelevant bitching.

People are bringing it up because it's fucking weird. It either makes the neglect more extreme (not having access to food, not being taught basic life skills needed to function, not having any support they could call for help), or he's raising a bunch of kids with no skills, who don't care enough about each other to microwave spaghetti-Os. That's a fucked up family dynamic, and it is the parents' fault.

It's normal to wonder why five kids of varying ages, one of which is old enough to drive, who aren't in poverty, who have extended family aren't trying to fill the gap their parents left somehow - most kids are pretty resourceful if they have to be. Seriously, would you leave your younger siblings starving, even if your parents were useless? Wouldn't you have at least gotten your grandparents involved? It's weird.

 

[RodgerDodger]

There’s a good number of things that don’t exactly add up. It’s weird to me that Nick’s dad was there and saw the state of the house and didnt say anything or didn’t hear from the kids they were hungry. Same with Kayla's parents. Idk how he explains away the kid saying they wore the same clothes for multiple days and smelling on police bodycam or the cocaine they found at his house. Plus his multiple streams where he’s extremely fucked up.

The parents may not have known just how bad things had gotten. It's clear that they knew that things were deteriorating. But the problem is people like Nick have huge leverage over Grandparents. It's cutting off access to the Grandkids. I doubt any of the Grandparents thought they were doing dealer levels of Cocaine while engaging in 24x7 perverse sexcapades as the kids went unwashed and hungry.

And the kids especially the older ones, will just be too ashamed and embarrassed to say anything.

If that one document floating around this morning is to be believed Kayla's Sister is one of the reporters, who tried to remain anonymous. So the family clearly had twigged to what was going on, and at least one of them was going past the point of no return and calling it in.

 

[Bean Sidhe]

Maybe he thinks the clothes and good was Kayla's duty thus he hasn't neglected the kids?

Or he's just lying. I mean he SWORE to multiple people that he was TotaLly MoNoGAmOus, and in his show also. He's just a lying junkie, that's all.

 

[Barry McKockner]

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Were you guys expecting anything different? Yes, the public owns the footage, but it's all evidence right now. I would put my money on it not officially being released until after he cops a plea deal, or after the trial is over.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

yeah its as silly as blaming metokur for the montagraph suit. Jimmy boy just wanted to laugh at the schizo he didn't tell you to repeatedly call him a pedophile

The only time this "excuse" is appropriate is with children; an older child can be admonished not to do X because his younger brother is watching and will try to imitate it. It just openly admits that Nick wants to be some Jim/Dick hybrid (JimJim the Cow?) but has absolutely no understanding of comedic timing, how to make things funny, and how to imply things without saying them explicitly.

The real question I’d like answered that wasn’t indicated on the police report was whether there was actually food in the house.

This will be on the CPS report, it's like the only thing they actually look for besides firearms and drugs laying around. If you have food in the fridge and there aren't literal rats running around, you're probably fine from the CPS.

Wonder what they did with April?!

(2024, colorized)

 

[break these cuffs]

Maybe he thinks the clothes and good was Kayla's duty thus he hasn't neglected the kids?

Nick was involved with the kids for a long time. He used to talk about cooking for them (cooking streams?), he taught at the Sunday school, he drove them to activities. He and Kayla acted the part of loving devoted parents for 10-14 years depending on when you think the downfall began. It's not like he didn't know any better.

 

[Evilronald]

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I replied "How do I pay?” just to see what she says.

WTF are they paying these people that it’s 60 an hour to look at some videos and censor a few things.

 

[MrReeShopper]

usually need degree in accounting or something here, some experience too

Nick had an entry level job at a branch of a retail bank (Wells-Fargo). I've seen it described as "teller", but that doesn't sound right as he was calling customers doing some soft selling. It's not exactly Exotics quant at Goldman Sachs on Broad St, running a book at a hedge fund or even working as a local IFA.

One of my friends has an English Lit degree and he went into insurance. There's a lot of operations jobs where they will train up anyone with any kind of degree.

Edit: dodgy use of shift key

 

[Two by Four]

that's what i said too! but i think prints are a bad idea, you'd want to make a print, use that to make a mold and then cast them with something much tougher. a lot of their viewer submitted rounds are milled

One could, conceivably, commission uncle bumblefuck of AvE to machine some slug-sized balldos. He'd probably get a big laugh out of the concept of the Balldo.
Plus, iirc, he's collabed with Taofledermaus before

 

[FattyBomba]

WTF are they paying these people that it’s 60 an hour to look at some videos and censor a few things.

Best not to ask questions like that in this thread, people will freak out and tell you how incredibly reasonable it is lol. Totally reasonable that a video editor in a podunk sheriff's office in MN makes more than the average RN of even NP.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Driving the kids around was the only "stress" left in his life, because that's the only thing they were doing to keep up appearances at church. Fuck feeding or cleaning them, as long as they don't go missing from class or church those Scandinavian prudes won't come around sticking their noses into Balldo's business.

I remember a stream or clip a while back where Nick was freaking out because somebody at church tried to discipline one of his kids. Would be interesting to look at that in retrospect.
Edit:

 

[Mikoyan]

We KNOW he made a shit ton of money on Depp & Rittenhouse, but not whether he burned through it all.

Almost certainly. It was a lot of money but not THAT much.

One of the core problems that he faced is that he had three grand slam trials - Rittenhouse, Depp and to some extent Brooks - all of which were going on in the huge lockdown(ish) days for youtube, and two were related to the turmoil of 2021. The problem was thinking that was sustainable. It's not. Legal happenings go on all the time, but very very few get up to the level of those three, the OJ trial, etc.

The Edgecomb trial was fun with Lamarr being incompetent and the Judge being a font of righteous rage about it. But by then things were clearly falling off for based commentary on middlin' crime trials. So he had to pivot to something. That something was as we know now the Path of Slaanesh.

 

[Quint]

Kandiyohi County probably receiving more FOIA requests this week, than they have all year along.

Once the County completes the initial review & redaction of the body cams and compiles them into a file, subsequent FOIA requests for the body cams should be free. They’ll just copy/paste the initial FOIA response & file for subsequent requests.

 

[Rotollo 2]

he's actually a Hunter Biden

I already seen him shove a bottle up his ass, I pray we do not see his penis

 

[RodgerDodger]

I gotta say, that personally I’m still willing to keep an open mind and give Nick a chance.

And superchats!

Obviously that’s not the case if he’s going to sit like a coward and hide. I need to see my guy Nick go on stream, sipping from a twirling whisky glass and give HIS truth.

So Nick, get on it! Go on stream, own the haters and tell us how it’s all really bullshit!

If he does do another stream the Superchats will be epic.

$20 wants me to kill myself
$20 says I should Sudoku
$20 wants me to suck start a shotgun on camera
$20 wants me to taste test Drano

 

[Shig O'nella]

I dont care about who is Rekieta's coke dealer, I just want to know at this point, who introduced Rekieta to coke.

Late, but I work for a living (unlike Nick):

Dax.