💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 128 16.9%
  • 1 year

    Votes: 63 8.3%
  • 6 months

    Votes: 86 11.3%
  • 3 months

    Votes: 89 11.7%
  • 1 month

    Votes: 32 4.2%
  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 360 47.5%

  • Total voters
    758
I didn't expect polyamory. Mostly because I didn't expect chibi to convince 5 people that he's a good partner. I give it 6 months before this crashes and burns.

It looks like there's 4 men and 2 women in this group. Which means that chibi finally gets the banana he asked for but not the one he wanted.
6 MONTHS?

6 weeks tops. And you know Chibi is the "partner" who's jacking off in the closet while he watches this dead star's mass collapse in on itself.
 
I've seen this type of setup before...
(Found the funniest possible version of this image given recent events)
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Every time I start to think this thread is boring, something amazing happens like this. Truly incredible. It's an honor witnessing this with all of you I'm playing paper Mario on the gamecube and it made me think of cheebs
 
It’s always one gross looking but not totally hideous chick surrounded by goblins. Every time. It’s uncanny.
Because most people don't want to share. Hotter people have more of a pick, women doubly so, so they will cluster more people around them. But at the end of the day the overall pool of polyamorists is not super attractive unless you are talking about gay/bi men. Or possibly lesbians. Hell, i will just generalise about polyamorists seeking hetero relationships since those are the ones that seem to cause the most drama.

Hence a bunch of less good looking men (and occasionally a woman or two) dating a more good looking woman than you would expect.

The only exceptions I can think of are Jake Rapp and the girlfriend he got when he and Alison Rapp opened up their marriage. Jake and the girlfriend are actually quite decent looking from memory (like, regular person attractive not Hollywood attractive) . They both remain polyamorous. Alison, well, at best she fell into the not-totally-hideous category you described. We all wept for those poor eye bags.
 
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I don't think Cheebs gets ousted for being a sex pest, since most of them look like sex pests. My money is on him "surprising" blue haired BPD slut with a trip to Japan, just the two of them.
 
The chick with the blue hair looks kinda cute. The rest of them look like mutants. And my god has Chibi gotten fat. And... is he wearing eye liner?

Circle? Isn't this a term used in polyamory? I know polycule is used more commonly, but has Chibi gotten himself wrapped up in the mess that is polyamory?

Also the makeup is hilarious. Crossing my fingers for the next saga to be polyamourous genderfluid chibi.
It's probably the only way that Chibi can get with anybody. He needs to join a collective of people who are as damaged and broken as he is.

My guess on the makeup is he's trying to embrace his feminine side because he's totally bi and is totally into the two other faggots in that group.

Hopefully he tries to fight one of the dudes there for her honor like he has done before lmao
Most likely he'll just wind up bottoming for one of the guys because he's totally a beta.
 
Would be hilarous and fitting if all the other guys are getting some action and chibi is just in the corner of the room alone getting cucked :story:
Well, that's basically every poly degeneracy in a nutshell.

On the other note, as much as I find this exciting, something tells me it's gonna end with a boring pity baiting post on Facebook from Adam about him "fucking things up and leaving the internet forever". I hope I am wrong though.
 
Has everyone in the circle been identified?

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From left to right:

Cody Ross - FB, IG (private)
Josh Larner - FB, IG
Angel Marie - FB
Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana
Alex Summersett - FB, IG

Not pictured: Austin Summersett - FB. The bearded thing that appears in other photos. Married to Alex.

Ghostarchive's Facebook account is currently locked out so I haven't been able to archive any of their pages.


Cody has been married to Angel since April 14th 2023. So much for that then.

Believe it or not, Alex *is* a true and honest woman.
 
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