💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 170 24.3%

  • Total voters
    700
You seem to be around the block more than most of the users what are the odds :

- kayla and nick divorce, and aaron gets her?

- Kayla blows her brains out

- Kayla takes the fall for Nick just to stay be nicks wife and does the time or rehab?
- kayla gets her shit together, divorces nick for all it worth and gets back to be a mom?

- nick dips out and completely abandons kayla and goes with april in seedy motels to do coke and fuck her plus other woman or whatever.
It’s really hard to predict because so little is known about Kayla compared to Nick. What we have been served up about Kayla has mostly been via Nick’s puppeteering and curation. The first non-Nick controlled info we have about Kayla is coming from Aaron and while I don’t believe everything he said, I think he’s being fairly honest about what happened and how.

I think Kayla tried to be the best Christian SAHM trad mom when that’s what Nick wanted. Then became Nick was unhappy, dissatisfied with being small town Minn family man in huge house. I think this caused Kayla to panic. She listened closely to his streams for clues to how to be what Nick wanted and determined he wanted a party girl seining lifestyle. (Nick definitely wanted this but I think he adeptly manipulated Kayla to come around to it. It was her idea even!)

Being a SAHM of five minor children makes a woman very vulnerable. We can all say “leave! Divorce!” but I think all Kayla sees is a very wealthy family and an attorney husband who would bloody her in a divorce, has infinite money to fight and use her kids as pawns. Attorneys are known to be vicious in divorces and like reminding spouses how fucked they would be if they tried to fight them in court or take their kids. Real nasty.

Also I think she loves Nick and doesn’t want to divorce him. The way Nick talks and acts is Kayla (and kids) being an albatross around his neck.

If Kayla sticks by Nick’s side for the next few months she’s basically a Stepford wife who will do his bidding. Nick is smarter than her and lacks empathy. I think he has easily molded Kayla into doing what he wants for years. Unfortunately what Nick wants changes, sometimes rapidly, it’s hard for her to keep up. It’s been a losing game since his e-fame.

If she gets clean, gets therapy she would leave him. I think she’s scared and will just do what Nick tells her to do. She seems terrified of losing Nick/ being alone.

The fact they still had dramatic fights indicates there is still strong emotions and codependency there, which isn’t surprising given they’ve been married for twenty years and have five kids.
 
Farms was literally one of the first places to tell him what to do, why and how to do it, the second he started difficult with his whole streaming job. And we did so in great detail. And unlike his chat, we weren’t retarded about it.

I’ve got half a mind to write up a comprehensive list.
You might as well, if only so we have something to wave in their faces when Nick inevitably spirals for the last time and crashes.
 
you fucking FAGGOTY kiwidickers dont know the truth! yes multiple members of the church reported his obvious and glaring neglect of his own children, yes people who have known him and engaged with sexual relationships with him also reported him, yes he was found to have a high amount of cocaine and cocaine paraphernalia and okay yes he was clearly highly intoxicated to the point of barely functioning on stream repeatedly watching dragon inflation fart porn and yes we have seen his children live even complain about his own behavior way back including crossdressing. and yes his life is clearly in a downward spiral to the point hes obsessed with borderline cp movie american beauty and got an unfinished snake tattoo that hell need to track the guy down over several conventions to finish ......

but you dont know the exact full story now do you? maybe nick had a reason for letting his kids starve and be cared for by a stranger fuck and drug buddy. checkmate GAYLAWGS
 
Viva: FELTED
Barnes: FELTED
Uncivil: FELTED
TUG: FELTED
sw girl: FELTED
mindset: FELTED
EVS: FELTED
good lawgic: FELTED
Dax and Vito: FELTED
The sickest part of them grifting this and milking it for clout and financial gain is that some of these fuckface creeps will still posture that they're in the right for speculating wildly by telling the world the warrant was unconstitutional, because they "waited" until the warrant came out to condemn Nick.

Day late, dollar short, and I hope they die a million deaths.

Going ride or die for a MILLIONAIRE who was STARVING his CHILDREN so he could SNORT COKE.
 
Eat shit Barnes you noseguarding cuck.

Also, the children complaining to people in the congregation that they weren't being fed....Jesus fucking christ. I no longer want Nick to turn it around, he can have the rope for all I care.
 
I'm still kind of in awe in how quickly and destructively this blew up in Nick's face. I mostly expected the pill stream to be another rung on the ladder of drunken streams like the Dear john one. Not propel him into criminal stardom as the most disgraced person of his town.
 
"A warrant for who? Who, you say? Nick Rekieta! Oh let me me just sign this. I don't even need to know why, I'm sure you have a good reason. Just be sure when you slap the cuffs on him you lean over and whisper 'pussy liquor' into his ear"

- Judge Queen Jennifer Fischer
I wish Jennifer Fischer a million gavels.

It's fucking poetic, I am so glad we at least got this to laugh at.

Edit: spelling.
 
The 2nd spergers aren’t even noticing that the charges besides the cocaine are just gross misdemeanors- they’ve made it incredibly easy to not get fucked over as long as you don’t have enough blow in your room to kill a whale.
This all could have been solved if they got a live in nanny to watch the kids while Nick and his sister wives did all the blow in the world. That's what those LA types do. That or they send the kids to boarding school.
 
What kills me is how senseless the child neglect is in this case. The Rekietas have the money, ability, and time to feed and clothe those kids. They simply chose not to do it. How fucked.
 
Aaron reading the search warrant live on his stream, not sure if that's advisable tbf "Guys, I think I'm about to have a come to Jesus moment" -


Edited to add: it's been rattling round my brain for a while that it makes Aaron even worse
if he was as sober as he claims through all of this and a) went along with it b) didn't report. He's just acknowledged as much.
 
Here is the whole search warrant posted as screenshots:
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