💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Guys, I think, I figured it out. You know what he will be able to do as a therapist? That's right, ban people from magnet therapy.

 

[Harm]

"I know children should respect their parents, but it should be the other way around too!"

Entitled little bitch. It hasn't even been a year since he got a worthless 4-year degree, was catfished by a minor decoy, was humiliated on Japanese television, was exposed for being an IRL sex pest ousted from the convention scene, and gave up on his dreams of being Japanese, but he still expects to be treated with the utmost respect instead of being called out on his bullshit.

"Why doesn't my mommy enable me and my retarded fleeting interests that never amount to anything?"

 

[Whaler]

I’m sure she failed him in some ways as a parent, but he is an adult now. At some point the responsibility is his own. Fucking lol at a man in his 30s bitching about his mother on FB when she gives him money. Like thousands. He really is an eternal autistic teenager.

Regardless if she failed as a mother or not, she has a point. He's going to throw away everything chasing fake young girls and stupid "dream jobs" every other week. He'll end up with nothing and will lose that great job he lucked out and got. He's at an age where he should have settled down and had shit figured out but he refuses to do so and at some point, being nice and agreeing with that mindset goes nowhere and his mother is probably rightly tired of it.

 

[A Genuinely Retarded Dog]

chibibook

Ya know Adam. there's a lot that I can say. I grew up just like you. I didn't have the best relationship with my mother and this caused me to have a st rained relationship with my grandmother. I was a bit rebellious and I went through an emo "you don't understand me" phase....I get it bro. But that ended when I was about 20 and I decided to move out.

When I got financial independence and became **an adult** which I hope you would have turned out to be by now, I realized that maybe I was wrong. Maybe I didn't treat her with respect and I should have listened to her. FFW to now, I learned it isn't about her listening to me. It's being happy I get to listen to her and she's not getting any younger. I like to come on this forum and watch you embarrass yourself doing something stupid. Like intentionally taking a picture of your penis next to a cat and showing it to strangers in an anime server. But I'll never get where you find the energy to complain about how others treat you, despite how you've in the past and in the present continue to treat them.

Just, fuck you man. This is such a shit take. I hope you trip down the stairs. Happy Memorial Day.

 

[scallion]

Let's not do the "Pretend to be Adam's Father" part of the chibi cycle this time

 

[Sausage Link Korean]

Can I talk about how good I am at buying suits? Or my hygiene?

 

[scallion]

Can I talk about how good I am at buying suits? Or my hygiene?

Maybe tell us how you know all about Japan

 

[winterfag]

Chibi's been awfully quiet about the Paper Mario TTYD remake. It even changed one of the characters to a heckin' valid true and honest woman!

he should speedrun it while refusing to clean his yellow-stained bedsheets, for old time's sake

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Maybe tell us how you know all about Japan

And you know he's kinda disappointed that more people aren't pressing him for his experiences there and what he thinks of Glorious Nippon.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Off topic, but after much deliberation (and a healthy promotion at work.) I've finally decided to travel alone for the first time and go to Japan. I figured if Cheebs could do it, I could too. (Also everyone doing cost breakdowns and making fun of him for spending $10k helped me realize it was way more accessible than I thought.)

Anyway, sorry to derail and sperg, it'll never come up again, but I thought it was appropriate to thank the thread.

 

[Oliver Onions]

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Big words for a retard who chimped out as recent as 2 years ago over no one laughing at his unfunny one liners while playing Among Us, SGDQ be damned

"Just a reminder guys that I don't get remotely upset when you make fun of me. Honestly I don't even look at your comments because I am so unbothered by them. What's that? How can I know you're making fun of me if I don't read the comments? Sorry, I'm too Not Mad to explain it to you. Anyway, you should just stop making fun of me because I'm too busy being not even a little agitated to even care."

Man that's kinda really depressing. I know Chibi's mom is pretty abraisve, and she's a god awful communicator, but all she's tried to do is give adam a reality check and try to temper his expectations. He's so shitty to everyone that isn't directly kissing his ass. It's really sad to see.

She's had almost 20 years of dealing with his hare-brained schemes, I'm surprised she hasn't throttled the little shit by now.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Let's not do the "Pretend to be Adam's Father" part of the chibi cycle this time

But I want to give him 2 to 3 more retarded brothers as I bust into the Adam's Momussy

 

[Wonathan Joss]

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Big words for a retard who chimped out as recent as 2 years ago over no one laughing at his unfunny one liners while playing Among Us, SGDQ be damned

I love how he always has a hype man that does laugh reacts when he's being unfunny

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

How long before he fucks it up?

Spoiler: Pictures

Is that makeup, maybe our boy was right he is starting to transition

 

[Christopher Robin]

How long before he fucks it up?
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Is that makeup, maybe our boy was right he is starting to transition

Circle? Isn't this a term used in polyamory? I know polycule is used more commonly, but has Chibi gotten himself wrapped up in the mess that is polyamory?

Also the makeup is hilarious. Crossing my fingers for the next saga to be polyamourous genderfluid chibi.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

I've got a bad feeling about this.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Circle? Isn't this a term used in polyamory? I know polycule is used more commonly, but has Chibi gotten himself wrapped up in the mess that is polyamory?

Don't pay attention to file names I named them whatever to like remember what each one is.It is like a mental association because there are so many pictures I have archived on my PC.

 

[Tism the Return II]

How long before he fucks it up?
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Is that makeup, maybe our boy was right he is starting to transition

Imagine the smell.

 

[GumballFapper]

I searched a bit and apparently "circle" is a polyamory term. Example

Edit: Also the whore in Cavewomandcj's post refers to both the men in that photo as her "love" and shares a pro-polyamory post, 100% polyamory


Holy fucking shit, the wait was worth it Chibi returned from the store with super milk

Now I'm certain that his post about his mom being unsupportive was about him joining a polyamorous couple and his mom told him to stop being a retard

 

[Deez Nuts]

tbf he looks like every polyamours person on the internet ever. They are 90% sweaty white guys who post on reddit. It was either this or trooning out.