💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Potatoherder]

nick had stated in one drunken ramble about how he wished his parents had talked to him about their sex life. Not about sex, their sex life. I hope nothing comes out of that but its a bad look considering how low inhibition he's gotten.

And slowly over the following year he started to be less disgusted by cuties and people who supported it. Then there is the whole obsession with movies where older men molest teenage girls. I choose to believe he just got warped by internet porn and nothing happened.

 

[Procrastinhater]

There's absolutely nothing out of place in finding the statement "I didn't open up to a therapist because I was afraid they might call the police on me" a very concerning one. I can't help but wonder what sort of thoughts this guy was or is having. But maybe that's just me I guess.

It makes him sound like a fucking serial killer.

 

[waffle]

I fucking hate Aaron. The degeneracy he's dishing on is frankly worse and more embarrassing than I imagined. He's continually trying to shroud him self in think of the children shit, but is publicly confirming all kinds of stuff that is horrible for them and would have remained speculation but-for him. His simping for Gollum is disgusting and paints an absolutely horrific picture of an unstable maniac who constantly vasilates between being ok with everything and so flipped out she's DVing her husband.

It's OK to have a constant coke party at Nick's house, and take your kids there, but your ready to stomp his ass for bringing it to your place twice? Fuck you very much, bud.

I can't decide if Aaron is a machavelian genius or a retarded asshole, but him and Nick sound like they're made for echother.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

Jannies unite

Jannies everywhere throw your brooms in to the air, we're sweepers, sweepers of the world

 

[SPCC Archivist]

@Null
My brother in Christ, we all love to shit on Balldoman here, but I agree with what many users have said here: the thread moves way too fucking fast. To the point where archivers like @elb have given up on the thread a couple of days ago and ask people to DM her clips instead.
It's become unfeasible to discuss multiple happenings, such as the arrest, or a reaction to a stream of some walking tub of mayonnaise in the Lawtube sphere noseguarding over Nick's arrest, or comments on a Kino Casino episode all at once in the same thread.

I don't necessarily think there needs to be a Balldoverse subforum like the Sektur subforum, but should moderators be activated to put the thread in order and break it up into multiple subthreads in the Grift Wars subforum?


Take for example threads that could have been created, to benefit the flow of this thread so it doesn't get turned into a live chat:
- Kino Casino reaction threads;
- Rackets VS Aaron Imholte
- Thread on [Lawtube grifter] and his shitty takes
- Thread on Rekieta VS the State of Minnesota (better relegated to law discussion)

I love to shitpost on here like the next person, but users who complain about the speed of the thread have a point. If nothing, I'll gladly continue to use this as main sperg containment unit going forward.
You are the officer in command here, so people should defer to your opinion.

Please feel free to call me a nigger and a faggot if this was brought up before in here. As it's known, this thread moves THAT fucking fast.

 

[Myrtle the Turtle]

Gonna take a stab in the dark and say Kurt wants to murder people, probably women, over the fact that women can tell he's an autistic incel and stay far, faaarrr away from him.

Calling it now, Kurts gonna troon out one of these days and go on a stabbing spree like the Cape tranny.

 

[yydszmiteg2]

I can kind of understand why he widhed that. He and his wife hit a period where the magic died and drifting apart, meanwhile their parents were still together, happy and having a blast with life.

Nick wishes he knew how they kept the spark. Which is a fine thing to wish you knew.

But like all streamers, given a long enough timeline, comes across as a real strange thing to tell everyone.

We have yet yet even begun to examine the effect literally everything being online forever is having on people.

A random comment was not intended to be something that lasted forever.

I suspect a big part of the reason they grew apart was the whole streaming day and night thing. Pretty easy to grow apart when you're never together.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

Retarded Libertarian

Retarded Libertarian

I fucking hate libertarians so much

"buh buh the federal government needed a constitutional amendment for prohibition, the cocaine law here is unconstintutional"

Shut the fuck up nigger. The amendment was only required because it was a FEDERAL prohibition. This is a state level prohibition. Those were always constitutional.

Besides, modern day federal prohibitions on cocaine are based on Wickard v Fillburn and you can whine and bitch and moan about how thats a wrong decision but tis not going anywhere so shut the fuck up and live with it you dumb motherfucker, you are not going to overturn it.

Its the same with the fucking gun charges against Nick. You can bitch and whine about the constitution all you want but the Supreme fucking court is not going to overturn the ban on users of controlled substances possessing firearms. Its not going to happen. The state of the law is that those prohibitions are constitutional and they are not going to change, no matter how much you piss and scream about it.

So live in the rational, actual world for one fucking minute and look at Nick's chances against these charges on a constitutional challenge. He has absolutely no shot. If you believe he does you should check your closet for a Sonichu medallion because the retarded curse might be upon you, you braindead fucking retard.

 

[Harm]

I can't decide if Aaron is a machavelian genius or a retarded asshole

Retarded asshole, right place/right time. This isn't clocking on my Machiavellian-dar too much as it's hitting my "fuckhead loser milking being the first rat to flee the sinking ship" by declaring himself the Sting from one corner of his mouth and then "I'm a big fuck-up too!" out of the other side.

The key difference between Machiavellianism and what he's doing is that nobody is even slightly falling for his bullshit. He's being exploited for content and that's what he deserves.

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

I can kind of understand why he wished that. He and his wife hit a period where the magic died and were drifting apart, meanwhile their parents were still together, happy and having a blast with life.

If Nick just had his dad teach him how to give his wife that good dick, none of this would've happened.

 

[RodgerDodger]

He also has to clean up the shit hole so he and his simps can pretend it's been clean the whole time.

His cleaning binge is a desperation move to find any drugs the cops missed.

 

[Harm]

the thread moves way too fucking fast

Don't destroy the thread and punish the rest of us because you can't keep up. It's fine to not be able to keep up with discussion of this one specific Internet degenerate's demise minute-by-minute.

 

[waffle]

Retarded asshole, right place/right time. This isn't clocking on my Machiavellian-dar too much as it's hitting my "fuckhead loser milking being the first rat to flee the sinking ship" by declaring himself the Sting for one corner of his mouth and then "I'm a big fuck-up too!" out of the other side.

The key difference between Machiavellianism and what he's doing is that nobody is even slightly falling for his bullshit. He's being exploited for content and that's what he deserves.

I mostly agree, but something strikes me as bizarre about the way he still bigs-up Kayla. Maybe it's just that I can't imagine wanting to fuck her MORE, let alone to begin with.

 

[polar bear]

Lol I'm sorry this is kinda random but I just remembered that Kayla had actual fucking cosmetic procedures (if not outright surgeries), presumably suffering actual physical pain in order to end up looking fuckable enough for Aaron, and then ended up being a cuckqueen cause Nick wanted to and did fuck April, and then ended up in fucking jail, and now her own kids have to be kept away from her for their safety. 40yo mother of 5 needed that extra dickenson to feel she's worth something. This is what vanity gets you.
What a fucking loser lol

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If Nick just had his dad teach him how to give his wife that good dick, none of this would've happened.

I mean, probably

But he’ll bemoun not doing stuff like that and never go and correct the issue by going to do it.

Even before all the problems now he’d frequently complainin about an issue, state a solution and then not follow through with said solution.

 

[Pelican Bones]

I fucking hate libertarians so much

"buh buh the federal government needed a constitutional amendment for prohibition, the cocaine law here is unconstintutional"

Shut the fuck up nigger. The amendment was only required because it was a FEDERAL prohibition. This is a state level prohibition. Those were always constitutional.

Besides, modern day federal prohibitions on cocaine are based on Wickard v Fillburn and you can whine and bitch and moan about how thats a wrong decision but tis not going anywhere so shut the fuck up and live with it you dumb motherfucker, you are not going to overturn it.

Its the same with the fucking gun charges against Nick. You can bitch and whine about the constitution all you want but the Supreme fucking court is not going to overturn the ban on users of controlled substances possessing firearms. Its not going to happen. The state of the law is that those prohibitions are constitutional and they are not going to change, no matter how much you piss and scream about it.

So live in the rational, actual world for one fucking minute and look at Nick's chances against these charges on a constitutional challenge. He has absolutely no shot. If you believe he does you should check your closet for a Sonichu medallion because the retarded curse might be upon you, you braindead fucking retard.

This is retarded. Thank you.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Always tolerated her because she was pretty easy on the eyes, but these top dollar regarded takes and her sad attempts at grifting the few remaining Nick simps are just beyond the pale.

Meh… She’s pretty hot and (supposedly) likes SW.

Bro... She's more plastic than human. She also has a number of defects like webbed toes, a tail and only one kidney. And there's no way she's into star wars. We're going to have to have an intervention to help you out with your standards.

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Learn how to use paragraphs you autistic fuck!

We need a Rekieta dick suckers thread at this point.

The Rekeita Sweepie Squad belongs on the wall. And by that, I mean lined up against a wall and shot.

Also known cheater Andy Signore.

I'm starting to think that a lot of these people that were cancelled were cancelled for good reason.

 

[Sharpeteer]

My brother in Christ, we all love to shit on Balldoman here, but I agree with what many users have said here: the thread moves way too fucking fast. To the point where archivers like @elb have given up on the thread a couple of days ago and ask people to DM her clips instead.
It's become unfeasible to discuss multiple happenings, such as the arrest, or a reaction to a stream of some walking tub of mayonnaise in the Lawtube sphere noseguarding over Nick's arrest, or comments on a Kino Casino episode all at once in the same thread.

Just use the highlights feature if you get that far behind.

Yes you're going to miss some things that way, but chances are nothing substantial to actual Rackets updates. Also if you leave and go outside for awhile, then come back, you weren't part of the conversation you missed anyway.

So in cases like this where you miss a lot if you leave, just use highlights. Problem solved.

 

[Exfurminatus Now]

I mostly agree, but something strikes me as bizarre about the way he still bigs-up Kayla. Maybe it's just that I can't imagine wanting to fuck her MORE, let alone to begin with.

Lady Cracktits is probably better at sucking dick, and the idea of fucking someone who doesn't have terminal whiskey-dick probably made her a succubus. Good head does things to a man.

 

[Russell Wilson]

I'm Lolbertarian enough to be somewhat tempted by their argument that cokeheads should have guns. However, they are being disingenuous and ignoring the circumstances.

Here's how we argue this starting from a strong Lolbertarian perspective: I'm sure some of you use alcohol and own firearms. You might also use alcohol and own a car. You might also use alcohol and have children (as Dick Masterson pointed out, you might even be getting drunk around children on Christmas and New Year's).

Despite this, you do not think that your rights should be taken away. Here are some reasons why:

-You do not consume alcohol around unsecured firearms
-You do not drunk drive (Aaron said Nick was responsible about this, but we've seen him talk about driving his kids after 0 sleep and 10 glasses)
-You do not have extended drunken orgies constantly, leading to the neglect of your children

I think the responsible cocaine user can exist alongside the responsible alcohol user, but their last name is not Rekieta. He was abusing both substances to the point where he was well past violating the NAP, and his fucking pastor decided to go nuclear on him.

I am sympathetic to anyone who wants to make a real argument. The problem is the details in Nick's case undermines and goes against the libertarian worldview of functional individuals working autonomously to form a free society. Nick's flaws are so transparent.

Nick isn't a responsible drug user.
Nick isn't a responsible gun owner.
Nick isn't even a responsible parent.

Nick can't be trusted to do the right thing.
Nick always demands he be given more privileges while denying any accountability.
Imagine a world where everyone behaves like Nick Rekieta and Dick Masterson.

Nick Rekieta is the perfect argument against libertarianism.