💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

His Narcisism is one helluva drug. Also Tammy being an enabler. Jack, take the coat off and hang it up. It's over. But I know this is never going to happen.

Imagine believing at this point that food network or whatever might still pick him up, as if a cripple who can't even fucking walk is going to be allowed to gurgle and fart on TV while complaining about eating his vegetables like a damned child. Tammy is absolutely enabling his narcissistic bullshit. If she wanted to prove otherwise, all she has to do is disappear for the weekend with her lesbian friends, leaving Fatty to fend for himself for 48 hours.

 

[smug comporon]

Da Fuq does Fatty and Hammy need that much space? It's just the two of them and their one dog. No idea where the second one is. And there's an upstairs. Fatty can't climb stairs.

The longer this goes on the less sense this makes.

The stairs were an intentional choice by Hammy. Even with her level of brain rot she can't stand Jack for too long at a time.

 

[biggacracka]

she can't stand

Yeah, she's too fat (and I would not have sex with her)

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Da Fuq does Fatty and Hammy need that much space? It's just the two of them and their one dog. No idea where the second one is. And there's an upstairs. Fatty can't climb stairs.

The longer this goes on the less sense this makes.

I still dont understand it and it looks like a mess to deal with. Especially with how Jacks health is on a steady decline, I dont think hes gonna make it to move into that house.

I just think of it like Of Mice and Men where George talks to Lennie about the farm before he blows his brains out.

"Well have a big garage. An, well have a large studio kitchen and a huge patio..."

"To smoke da pulporks?"

"You get to tend the pulporks"

Jack giggled with happiness, "An live off the fatta of da lan'."

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I can get some random putz like Jack falling for meme stocks and other scams, but money IS TamHam's wheelhouse. She should at least know that dumping 10% in a low-risk mutual fund is the best long term investment for those without the time or know-how to micromanage.

It’s all

At least a household woman keeps house, unlike Jack, who naps, and resents his dogs when they nap.

Did anyone ever tell Jack that disparaging your business partners is no way to go through life?

He's lucky his audience is so barren this is unlikely to get back to etsy.

It's not Etsy's fault he doesn't make products worth buying.

Guarantee Rob went with the Broccoli florets, he knows Jack's seething hatred for Brassica oleracea italica

broccoli is the star of the show

 

[densedance]

Imagine believing at this point that food network or whatever might still pick him up, as if a cripple who can't even fucking walk is going to be allowed to gurgle and fart on TV while complaining about eating his vegetables like a damned child. Tammy is absolutely enabling his narcissistic bullshit. If she wanted to prove otherwise, all she has to do is disappear for the weekend with her lesbian friends, leaving Fatty to fend for himself for 48 hours.

His early videos are legitimately entertaining, like the first year or two of his channel when he was still had hopes & dreams because his narcissistic tendencies were on full display and it made for some really cringy content. After he got his ego crushed by Food Network it became really boring, and after multiple strokes it's just depressing now. His personal disorder is still in full effect, but his Physicall avaibility, well ..

 

[Whaler]

It looks like a cult compound.

RIP Jack Scalfani who died during the FDAs raid of his house, forever known as TACO Siege.

 

[14% Loko]

Daily retardation and sperging from Jack

 

[indomitable snowman]

There truly is some sort of irony taking place here. Vegans have been mocked for a long time for trying to imitate meat and animal products. And yet, here we have carnivores trying to replicate plant products. My, have the tables have turned.

You just gave me a horrible image of someone merging the two.

Carnivore bread with vegan cheese.

 

[Super Hans v2]

Prime example of why we need to bring back bullying. Either retards like Jack learn to stop flapping retardation out their cunt mouths or dip out of society. Whether it's choice A or B, problem's still solved.

 

[p1138]

Prime example of why we need to bring back bullying. Either retards like Jack learn to stop flapping retardation out their cunt mouths or dip out of society. Whether it's choice A or B, problem's still solved.

Fatty is old enough to have been bullied as a kid. If he grew up today, he'd likely be worse.

 

[Guntanator]

Tracy Watson Semper Fi ma'am.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Daily retardation and sperging from Jack

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I guess the Toy Story font is used to wish people a happy Memorial Day in "Falugia".

 

[AltisticRight]

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>its [sic] called sprayed with poisons [sic] but go ahead
Stupid fucking retard fat pig. Meat is pumped with all kinds of hormones and guess what, they're fed this "sprayed with poisons [sic] stuff.

This pig feasts on disgusting slop and basically everything on the periodic table of elements in one sitting, yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

One more for the graveyard
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I'd love to see an aerial view of his pig pen, let's see all the grills rotting in his burial site.

 

[BigTsBull]

Jack enlists his elderly mother in law on his carnivore do-it.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

His early videos are legitimately entertaining, like the first year or two of his channel when he was still had hopes & dreams because his narcissistic tendencies were on full display and it made for some really cringy content. After he got his ego crushed by Food Network it became really boring, and after multiple strokes it's just depressing now. His personal disorder is still in full effect, but his Physicall avaibility, well ..

I would never call them entertaining but they were better because while was still an insufferable faggot there was LIFE there. He was happy. He was engaging. He literally would engage with his fans to the point where he'd show recipes that they sent in. Sure they looked like dogshit. I mean one of them looked like Rice Krispy squares but made with Froot Loops.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Jack enlists his elderly mother in law on his carnivore do-it.

As an enjoyer of low grade Pizza's, that Carnie pizza crust is still so awful looking. The rest of the greasy mess isn't all that appealing either, to be honest.

I would never call them entertaining but they were better because while was still an insufferable faggot there was LIFE there

Meanwhile, he's now so rote and repetitive that I leave for a couple months, come back, and he's just doing the exact same stuff, exact same mistakes. Him shaving was kind of funny to see though.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

>its [sic] called sprayed with poisons [sic] but go ahead
Stupid fucking retard fat pig. Meat is pumped with all kinds of hormones and guess what, they're fed this "sprayed with poison [sic] stuff.

This pig feasts on disgusting slop and basically everything on the periodic table of elements in one sitting, yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

I'd love to see an aerial view of his pig pen, let's see all the grills rotting in his burial site.

He's even done videos on tower gardens in the past so he at one point groked the concept of growing your own food, but he either lost that knowledge somewhere around stroke number 5 or he's just making things up to get out of eating a damn vegetable.
You'd think Jack would be delighted by the idea that you can put a few seeds in the ground and magically salsa appears. Of course he also hates waiting for food, a few months to let a tomato grow is time he could spend making infinite pulporks.

 

[p1138]

He's even done videos on tower gardens in the past so he at one point groked the concept of growing your own food, but he either lost that knowledge somewhere around stroke number 5 or he's just making things up to get out of eating a damn vegetable.

He only did that because he likely got something in return(because it was basically an MLM scam). Looked at other people's tower garden's, set one up for Tammy's parents I believe, didn't actually have one for himself. Even the hokey MLM grift of surviving the apocalypse with a planter pot of vegetables aside, Fatty has never used anything fresh if he can avoid it.

yet he's here crying about insecticides on broccoli.

It's another excuse to go with the "vegetables have oxalates that gave me kidney stones" when he was drinking 4 bang energy drinks a day plus coffee. He also blamed tap water for that as well.

 

[Bassomatic]

What makes me laugh Jack has a shirt that has something to the effect "my food eats your salad" you know the stuff he "can't" eat.

While I don't have love for Tam her folks I do pity having to support Jack. Honestly, sitting across a table from him is harsh enough (heroic Rob) but knowing that's whom your child, your only flesh and blood shacked up with?

They must have worked at unit 731 to be punished this way in a reincarnation.