💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 158 22.5%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 278 39.7%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 94 13.4%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 171 24.4%
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    701
Just a reminder, all of Aaron's stories happened in a house with five kids. Even if half of it was bullshit and the half was an exaggeration, it's still a lot. Between this and the animal abuse, I really, really fucking hate Nick and Kayla.
 
I don't see how the search warrant will be tossed when Nick was on stream with White Powder on his nose and showing all the signs of Cocaine use the night before the raid, and that's with everything else they had (from the priest and possible other sources) that pointed towards child neglect. Not dotting an i or crossing a t here and there won't be enough.
 
The fact that they cling to the search warrant with zero (known) factual basis in itself is heavy duty nose guarding. We have no reason to believe the police fucked up.

I get why they do it though. The public opinion battle is already lost. Nick and his defenders have lost a lot of credibility. They would never stand up like that for someone not in their "tribe". Extra ironic, considering the more right wing people in that crowd often accused the left wing (youtubers) of playing the same game.
 
Drive-By Comment said:
Ammo on floor is not child endangerment.
I almost died as a kid as me and my brother got bright fucking idea to hit one with a rock in our garage.
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that was the most bizarre part of the stream last night, acting like a spent shell casing meant they're firing off their guns with wanton disregard like the rich texan on the simpsons. i don't even own a gun (boating accident) but i have some i kept from when i've gone shooting
 
King George III said:
Which implies the court took the report seriously, whatever it was, looked into it further, took their time to find out more information, got their probable cause, wrote up a search warrant, got that warrant signed off and executed it, instead of jumping to conclusions and raiding on day 1.
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Don't tell that to the lawtube crackpot, it'll destroy his narrative.
 
huckbeine said:
Holy fucking Andrew's cope and sneed

they are arguing constitutional rights in a criminal case, what a fucking reach, its like hiring a Randazza to defend argue 1st amendment rights and to use Colorado law for a defamation case in Minnesota
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Listen, there may have been thousands of arrests and convictions under these exact same circumstances throughout recent US history. But they have never dealt with Nicholas Robert Rekieta, the first person to think up brilliant constitutional legal defenses that are so novel and never before tried. The courts will take the Balldo and release him, refunding him for the coke they stole.
 
Oxyjen said:
“suddenly YouTube famous and then in an open relationship, and then divorced” is a scenario that will be familiar to any Hydraulic Press Channel enjoyers in the thread.
It played out with almost no drama, no arrests and basically an amicable settlement in the end (the younger, blonder model even replacing Anni on the stream), but still sounds like a gas-lighty and dishonest way to end a relationship.

No children involved there either of course.
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What the fuck, funny Finnish hydraulic press man is into degen open relationship shit? Forcing me to find out about this is the second worst thing Rackets has ever done.
 
im5!XxhO said:
He stated later on that he already confessed to his (first) ex wife about everything that happened, so him airing it publically shouldn't change anything on that front. Legally, he is still at some risk, but then again if we want to take his "changed man" stick seriously, he should welcome legal liability.
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I heard him say it but do I believe it? His ex-wife is ok with what he exposed their kids too because he stopped doing it? Starting to think anyone in that area needs their kids taking.
 
Harm said:
Andrew to Kiwi Farms: "Go make a thread that defeats the fourth amendment arguments!"

Nigga, we're a gossip forum. We get it, you're a super duper smart boy because you have a legal degree. We're not the obelisk through which you will process your intellectual insecurity complex.

No one is impressed that a lawyer can argue law better than non-lawyers.
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I like not a minute later he says that everyone doesn't know all the facts.

What's the fucking point then? No internet lawyer will present some grand argument for or against Rackets. As for a thread I imagine there will be a court case one eventually for the law kiwis to talk about with less BROKE DICK NICK jokes so he can read that one.

Who here said anything about waving constitutional rights anyway? I want every single constitutional right upheld perfectly for Nick so if they throw the book at him I can go laugh at the noseguards harder.
 
Procrastinhater said:
Something to consider is this is a Tulpa/Egregore created by the thoughtform of Internet denizens. Its not tied to any Religion or Faith. Theres no specific Rites or Prayers that have been formulated against it. Its something different.

Also burning it unless done properly isn't a good idea. Aside from the amulet perhaps only being a conveyance and it now being in Balldo, you can't just burn a cursed object it can just free whatever inhabits it, and if you're the only person in the vacinity...
It needs to be contained and sealed first.
The letter that accompanied the mediallion had the Seal of Solomon on it.
The Seal was broken. Whoever burned it let the flame break the Seal.
To reseal the Seal of Solomon requires some very specific steps.
Its outlined in the Ars Goetia, but basically you have to be ritually purified, abstain from sex or alcohol or anything that defiles you for a month, and most importantly have faith and an honest desire to be forgiven of all sins.

Nick is fucked lol.
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Let's not forget that it has probably been up Chris Chans ass. I can't see any good outcome from setting something that's been up Chris Chans ass on fire. Or setting the graven image of something shoved up Chris Chans ass on fire.

This really is a sign God has abandoned us, isn't it?
 
Ethan Ralph voice: "The Constitution said I could snort this coke around my children! The Constitution said you can't search my house for the drugs I have in my crack den!"
 
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